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Post by liam007 on Mar 13, 2020 17:25:48 GMT
What are we all up to over this weekend of no football this weekend.Certainly not trying to make light of the serious situation that is developing,but gallows humour does help.Anyone thinking of scoring points and credit by shopping with the wife?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2020 17:28:10 GMT
What are we all up to over this weekend of no football this weekend.Certainly not trying to make light of the serious situation that is developing,but gallows humour does help.Anyone thinking of scoring points and credit by shopping with the wife? <looks out of the window> "Car needs a clean. Enjoy the shopping"
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Post by kustokie on Mar 13, 2020 17:29:47 GMT
Whenever there are major power cuts there’s a big uptick in the birth rate 9 months later.
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Post by scfcno1fan on Mar 13, 2020 17:29:57 GMT
Decorating all weekend.
Just bought a PS4.
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Post by desman2 on Mar 13, 2020 17:32:26 GMT
Anyone got Football manager 2020. If you have can you possibly arrange a a stream and show your latest Stoke fixture
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 13, 2020 17:33:01 GMT
Not having a horrid weekend because we lost.
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Post by ceejays on Mar 13, 2020 17:49:20 GMT
Look on the bright side. Relief from the bile that Bayern posts daily
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Mar 13, 2020 18:06:19 GMT
Making alternative arrangements now that a) London Marathon has gone up the spout & b) the planned holiday at end of month to Florida is hanging by a thread....
B'stard Corona!
I blame Kitson!
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 13, 2020 18:07:13 GMT
Look on the bright side. Relief from the bile that Bayern posts daily Nah he's just got a new target Sir Patrick Vallance and Prof Chris Whitty.
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Post by clarkeda on Mar 13, 2020 18:49:16 GMT
Looks like I’ll be mowing the lawn, decluttering the spare room and painting the bedroom.
Edit - Alright smart dicks it was an autocorrect 😂 probably have never typed mowing into my phone before 😂😂
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 13, 2020 18:53:14 GMT
Might as well pretend we're playing. I'm going for a 2-0 win for Stoke. Clucas and Campbell to score the goals.
OS.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Mar 13, 2020 18:55:24 GMT
No footie = fucking wank
I can already hear the jungle drums from my lady boring me with some tedious shit.
Fucking kill me now.
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Post by leicspotter on Mar 13, 2020 18:55:54 GMT
Whenever there are major power cuts there’s a big uptick in the birth rate 9 months later. Not really a concern (or opportunity) at my age Already cut the grass and washed the car...no point shopping as the moronic hoarders have cleared the shelves wtf? Think I'll just 'self isolate' with a takeaway and a bottle of red
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2020 18:56:05 GMT
Looks like I’ll be moving the lawn, decluttering the spare room and painting the bedroom. Where you moving your lawn to? I'm only asking because mine is fucked so could do with a new one.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Mar 13, 2020 18:57:12 GMT
Looks like I’ll be moving the lawn, decluttering the spare room and painting the bedroom. Where you moving the lawn to?
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Post by chigstoke on Mar 13, 2020 18:57:36 GMT
I will be nipping down to the shops and hoping lubrication is available as my penis will be needing it often with the copious masturbating about to be unleashed. Scheduled for 3pm though, so I’ll be seeing a kick off either way.
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Mar 13, 2020 18:58:56 GMT
Popped in to 'Otters Tears' in Boslem,got myself a nice selection of ales and found some hitherto unread decent sporting literature ('Dog rounds' and 'The Hurt Business,') going to have a mellow day reading....
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Post by stokefc on Mar 13, 2020 19:02:56 GMT
This is gonna be a classic by the looks of it
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Post by scfc75 on Mar 13, 2020 19:09:01 GMT
Might as well pretend we're playing. I'm going for a 2-0 win for Stoke. Clucas and Campbell to score the goals. OS. I’ll pretend we’re playing but we’ll probably fucking lose.
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Post by The battheader chronicles on Mar 13, 2020 19:11:31 GMT
Call of duty just got a new mode. That’ll keep me busy 😂
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Post by xchpotter on Mar 13, 2020 19:18:04 GMT
Typical, just when watching Stoke was getting interesting and entertaining again. Wouldn’t have been so bothered had Rowett or Jones still been in charge.😂😂😂
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Post by zerps on Mar 13, 2020 19:18:39 GMT
Corona use it
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2020 19:23:34 GMT
- Shopping for fruit trees for my new house
- Researching the best times to source wild garlic (I'll set up a separate thread on this probably, maybe even both...)
- Go for a run.
- Do a few press ups/Gym.
- Get on one of the various dating apps and actually talk to a real human woman.
In that order.
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Post by hotterpotter on Mar 13, 2020 19:36:21 GMT
Looks like I’ll be moving the lawn, decluttering the spare room and painting the bedroom. Where you moving the lawn to? The spare room of course.
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Mar 13, 2020 19:37:50 GMT
I will be nipping down to the shops and hoping lubrication is available as my penis will be needing it often with the copious masturbating about to be unleashed. Scheduled for 3pm though, so I’ll be seeing a kick off either way. If someone has to pull you off after 60mins, then we'll change your name to Tyrese And if anyone starts a thread asking for a stream of it, i'm quitting The Oatcake!
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Post by PotterLog on Mar 13, 2020 19:38:07 GMT
Might as well pretend we're playing. I'm going for a 2-0 win for Stoke. Clucas and Campbell to score the goals. OS. And it was the Champions League final
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Post by zerps on Mar 13, 2020 19:39:27 GMT
I will be nipping down to the shops and hoping lubrication is available as my penis will be needing it often with the copious masturbating about to be unleashed. Scheduled for 3pm though, so I’ll be seeing a kick off either way. If someone has to pull you off after 60mins, then we'll change your name to Tyrese Chance would be a fine thing
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 13, 2020 19:47:18 GMT
I'll be setting up a Just Giving campaign for WreckItRob.
#FeedRob
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Post by somersetstokie on Mar 13, 2020 19:47:57 GMT
Can't we start matchday thread (2021)?
Edit. I don't know how I managed to dislike my own post. This rumour is untrue. Must have been a subconscious protest.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Mar 13, 2020 19:48:24 GMT
Hoping I can earn some brownie points with the Missus.....
She doesn't follow sport, so I'm hoping she doesn't get to hear about this, then I can say......"bollocks to football this week luv, I'll spend a nice afternoon in with you instead!!!" 😊
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