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Post by chigstoke on Feb 18, 2020 21:57:34 GMT
Article - Shitrag warning"A dad said has been left in agony with a permanent erection after an operation to fix his damaged manhood left it stuck upright." "Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can't put trousers on and is in constant pain. He also can't have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can't get rid of his stiff penis. " My particular favourite quote - " I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2020 21:59:54 GMT
Article - Shitrag warning"A dad said has been left in agony with a permanent erection after an operation to fix his damaged manhood left it stuck upright." "Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can't put trousers on and is in constant pain. He also can't have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can't get rid of his stiff penis. " My particular favourite quote - " I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this. I have the same problem watching Mary Berry |
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Post by woodstein on Feb 18, 2020 22:01:26 GMT
Can't be watching Stoke then!
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Post by crapslinger on Feb 18, 2020 22:01:57 GMT
Article - Shitrag warning"A dad said has been left in agony with a permanent erection after an operation to fix his damaged manhood left it stuck upright." "Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can't put trousers on and is in constant pain. He also can't have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can't get rid of his stiff penis. " My particular favourite quote - " I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this. I have the same problem watching Mary Berry  |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 19, 2020 8:58:51 GMT
His first operation left him unable to get an erection so he had metal rods inserted. Now he’s complaining of a permanent erection.....Ermmm I wonder why?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 19, 2020 23:02:43 GMT
Article - Shitrag warning"A dad said has been left in agony with a permanent erection after an operation to fix his damaged manhood left it stuck upright." "Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can't put trousers on and is in constant pain. He also can't have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can't get rid of his stiff penis. " My particular favourite quote - " I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this. 6-8 minutes would do me.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2020 23:07:01 GMT
Sounds like he's having a hard time of it. To be honest though he should've gone privates.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2020 1:51:27 GMT
Fucking hell I always kill threads lately.
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Post by Eggybread on Feb 20, 2020 7:37:03 GMT
Fucking hell I always kill threads lately. Nah you just reached a climax too soon fella.  |
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 20, 2020 7:55:29 GMT
Article - Shitrag warning"A dad said has been left in agony with a permanent erection after an operation to fix his damaged manhood left it stuck upright." "Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can't put trousers on and is in constant pain. He also can't have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can't get rid of his stiff penis. " My particular favourite quote - " I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this. 6-8 minutes would do me. Don’t talk daft, You couldn’t manage 8 minutes💋 |
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Post by plug on Feb 20, 2020 8:12:19 GMT
Article - Shitrag warning"A dad said has been left in agony with a permanent erection after an operation to fix his damaged manhood left it stuck upright." "Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can't put trousers on and is in constant pain. He also can't have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can't get rid of his stiff penis. " My particular favourite quote - " I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this. You just asking for a friend, Chig?  |
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Post by thequietman on Feb 20, 2020 12:47:06 GMT
Hmmm. I've recently been discharged after a week in hospital. I was on a wide regime of drugs whilst I was in. Most with harmless side effects, some unpleasant, some most unexpected.
A nurse friend was visiting, we were chatting about side effects. She started going through all the drugs I was on online, came to Tamsulosin.
She gave a huge grin, big wide eyes, showed me the screen on her phone. Potential side effects included priapism and an inability to ejaculate.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
All whilst Mrs Q was sat on the other side of my bed wondering what was going on.
Awkward.
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Post by chigstoke on Feb 20, 2020 13:07:43 GMT
Hmmm. I've recently been discharged after a week in hospital. I was on a wide regime of drugs whilst I was in. Most with harmless side effects, some unpleasant, some most unexpected.
A nurse friend was visiting, we were chatting about side effects. She started going through all the drugs I was on online, came to Tamsulosin.
She gave a huge grin, big wide eyes, showed me the screen on her phone. Potential side effects included priapism and an inability to ejaculate.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
All whilst Mrs Q was sat on the other side of my bed wondering what was going on.
Awkward.
A nurse friend, this is like a setup to a mediocre porno film  |
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Post by vokeswagen on Feb 20, 2020 13:36:50 GMT
If he's struggling to lose his erection I'd strongly advise him to watch a Stoke game |
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Post by musik on Feb 20, 2020 13:52:05 GMT
Hmmm. I've recently been discharged after a week in hospital. I was on a wide regime of drugs whilst I was in. Most with harmless side effects, some unpleasant, some most unexpected. A nurse friend was visiting, we were chatting about side effects. She started going through all the drugs I was on online, came to Tamsulosin. She gave a huge grin, big wide eyes, showed me the screen on her phone. Potential side effects included priapism and an inability to ejaculate. Nudge nudge, wink wink. All whilst Mrs Q was sat on the other side of my bed wondering what was going on.
Awkward.
I hope you're feeling better. Be glad at least you can be treated by medical drugs. I can't have any medicine: they have found out and recently decided I have a non-existent drug metabolism! So there's a note now saying I won't be given any medicine. This is very unpractical, since any life threatening disease that will pass me will kill me ... |
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Post by thequietman on Feb 20, 2020 16:55:40 GMT
Hmmm. I've recently been discharged after a week in hospital. I was on a wide regime of drugs whilst I was in. Most with harmless side effects, some unpleasant, some most unexpected.
A nurse friend was visiting, we were chatting about side effects. She started going through all the drugs I was on online, came to Tamsulosin.
She gave a huge grin, big wide eyes, showed me the screen on her phone. Potential side effects included priapism and an inability to ejaculate.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
All whilst Mrs Q was sat on the other side of my bed wondering what was going on.
Awkward.
A nurse friend, this is like a setup to a mediocre porno film Believe me Chig, it would be far from mediocre. She's bloody gorgeous***. And she has a highly inflated (pun intended) opinion of my stature. More than once she's introduced me to people by: "This is Quietman. He's got a massive c0ck".
Although my hearing's going. The "got" could have been silent.
***bloody gorgeous, recently single, upset and vulnerable. It's enough to tempt a Stylite, I tell you.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 20, 2020 22:08:54 GMT
6-8 minutes would do me. Don’t talk daft, You couldn’t manage 8 minutes💋 I could do it twice Bath. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Feb 20, 2020 23:42:15 GMT
Shaft!! can you dig it.
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Post by marylandstoke on Feb 21, 2020 0:28:01 GMT
Hmmm. I've recently been discharged after a week in hospital. I was on a wide regime of drugs whilst I was in. Most with harmless side effects, some unpleasant, some most unexpected.
A nurse friend was visiting, we were chatting about side effects. She started going through all the drugs I was on online, came to Tamsulosin.
She gave a huge grin, big wide eyes, showed me the screen on her phone. Potential side effects included priapism and an inability to ejaculate.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
All whilst Mrs Q was sat on the other side of my bed wondering what was going on.
Awkward.
A nurse friend, this is like a setup to a mediocre porno film Bawm Chicka Chicka The threesome not on Q? Your big chance to disappoint two women at once? |
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Post by thequietman on Feb 21, 2020 11:55:27 GMT
A nurse friend, this is like a setup to a mediocre porno film Bawm Chicka Chicka The threesome not on Q? Your big chance to disappoint two women at once? Just suggesting it to Mrs Q would land me back in hospital |
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Post by chigstoke on Feb 21, 2020 12:00:07 GMT
Bawm Chicka Chicka The threesome not on Q? Your big chance to disappoint two women at once? Just suggesting it to Mrs Q would land me back in hospital On the brightside, you'd have the nurse all to yourself |
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 21, 2020 20:26:42 GMT
Don’t talk daft, You couldn’t manage 8 minutes💋 I could do it twice Bath. You spelt seconds wrong Paul! |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 21, 2020 21:20:59 GMT
I could do it twice Bath. You spelt seconds wrong Paul! 😁 A man does have feelings you know Craig. |
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