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Post by Los Alfareros on Dec 21, 2019 11:59:57 GMT
Amidst the doom and gloom of impending relegation, and to numb my suicidal tendencies...
I couldn't help noticing the size of Stephen Wards nose last night.
A formidable conk that one, absolutely stunning snout.
So the question is, are there any other Stoke members of staff past or present who can lay a claim to the most impressive hooter in our history?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2019 12:01:10 GMT
I’m sure that nose has played a few forwards on side this season.
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Post by werrington on Dec 21, 2019 12:24:15 GMT
Grow up eh
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 21, 2019 12:26:53 GMT
Nightmare for VAR.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2019 12:27:57 GMT
I don't know about ooters, but Boskamp had the most impressive gut.
'paid for'
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 21, 2019 12:29:09 GMT
Not a stoke player but Nyron Noseworthy springs to mind.
Or was it Nosworthy 😀
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Post by Los Alfareros on Dec 21, 2019 12:30:07 GMT
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Post by werrington on Dec 21, 2019 12:58:48 GMT
No....it’s just personal abuse or mocking people isn’t my thing |
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Post by Los Alfareros on Dec 21, 2019 13:09:17 GMT
No....it’s just personal abuse or mocking people isn’t my thing Jesus Madre Mia snowflake alert!!!! Apologies to anyone and their families on here for appearing "noseist". I am such a cunt sometimes!!!!  |
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Post by werrington on Dec 21, 2019 13:11:15 GMT
No....it’s just personal abuse or mocking people isn’t my thing Jesus Madre Mia snowflake alert!!!! Apologies to anyone and their families on here for appearing "noseist". I am such a cunt sometimes!!!! Like I said in my original post |
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Post by robwahlmann on Dec 21, 2019 13:12:01 GMT
Nosy people are often annoying!  |
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Post by trickydicky73 on Dec 21, 2019 13:12:58 GMT
No....it’s just personal abuse or mocking people isn’t my thing Jesus Madre Mia snowflake alert!!!! Apologies to anyone and their families on here for appearing "noseist". I am such a cunt sometimes!!!! You absolute bastard, you! |
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Post by marylandstoke on Dec 21, 2019 13:13:12 GMT
Noses run in our family.
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Post by musik on Dec 21, 2019 13:16:22 GMT
But aren't they attached to the face? Or do you mean a clown nose, w legs? |
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Post by marylandstoke on Dec 21, 2019 13:18:01 GMT
But aren't they attached to the face? Or do you mean a clown nose, w legs? Maybe it doesn’t translate. |
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Post by trickydicky73 on Dec 21, 2019 13:19:32 GMT
But aren't they attached to the face? Or do you mean a clown nose, w legs? Maybe it doesn’t translate. Evidently! 😁 |
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Post by marylandstoke on Dec 21, 2019 13:21:38 GMT
Maybe it doesn’t translate. Evidently! 😁 He’s a very literal man is our Musi |
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Post by thevoid on Dec 21, 2019 13:27:50 GMT
A Roman nose if ever there was one.
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Post by theglove on Dec 21, 2019 13:33:45 GMT
Nostrildamus predicted this would happen
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 21, 2019 14:23:06 GMT
Ward has an impressive nose,it's the only thing about him that is impressive.
It's the only part of his body that can run.
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Post by olias on Dec 21, 2019 14:57:16 GMT
I've met him. And yeah, he does have an impressive hooter.
Much like my own bugle.
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Dec 21, 2019 15:52:11 GMT
Liam Lawrence was like a toucan
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Post by Fred Merger on Dec 21, 2019 16:00:54 GMT
Ward has an impressive nose,it's the only thing about him that is impressive. It's the only part of his body that can run. Did you see where McClean had to get back and make a tackle for him last night after he was totally done for pace? |
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Post by Gods on Dec 21, 2019 16:22:10 GMT
I was looking at Rory Delap the other day, I reckon he could give Ward a run for his money in the nose department.
It's a funny thing though,I never noticed it when he was playing. I think what it is as folks get older they can turn in to a caricature of themselves.
I've been very fortunate in that regard, I've got sexier if anything as I've got older:-)
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Post by crapslinger on Dec 21, 2019 16:45:26 GMT
No....it’s just personal abuse or mocking people isn’t my thing  |
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