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Post by chigstoke on Dec 18, 2019 17:29:55 GMT
Technically it links to football, he did play...
Neil Shipperley of Nottingham Forest fame has been caught offside by quite the distance
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Post by fraybentos on Dec 18, 2019 17:31:41 GMT
What a wanker
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Dec 18, 2019 17:32:12 GMT
What a wank post.
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Post by jimmygscfc on Dec 18, 2019 17:32:19 GMT
Cue witty replies!
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Post by wrighter on Dec 18, 2019 17:32:44 GMT
Bollocks, you beat me to it by 1 minute
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 17:34:26 GMT
Oh dear.
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Post by wrighter on Dec 18, 2019 17:36:57 GMT
remember the cracking goal he scored against Arsenal at Highbury
When he lobbed Seaman from 40 yds
i"ll get my coat
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Post by banksisgod on Dec 18, 2019 17:38:59 GMT
He has morphed into Neville Southall's fatter brother. I'm surprised he could find his todger, let alone wave it about.
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Post by premrandallsbday on Dec 18, 2019 17:41:07 GMT
The BBC report states his legal representative claimed "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question"......
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Post by chigstoke on Dec 18, 2019 17:43:21 GMT
The BBC report states his legal representative claimed "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question"...... Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question. This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help." How the fuck is getting your penis out infront of a mum and her daughter a 'cry for help'. What an excuse!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 17:43:22 GMT
Pull the other one
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Post by Roger Everyone on Dec 18, 2019 17:43:43 GMT
The sort of striker who would fit in at Stoke. He was wank
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Post by s7oke on Dec 18, 2019 17:45:50 GMT
He has morphed into Neville Southall's fatter brother. I'm surprised he could find his todger, let alone wave it about. Must admit I had to look twice to check it wasn’t Nev 😱
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Post by s7oke on Dec 18, 2019 17:46:46 GMT
Oh cum on it’s hard to please everyone 😂😂
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Dec 18, 2019 17:58:04 GMT
The BBC report states his legal representative claimed "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question"...... Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question. This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help." How the fuck is getting your penis out infront of a mum and her daughter a 'cry for help'. What an excuse! He needed a helping hand.....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 18:28:14 GMT
If I have understood the main point of the article correctly
Most our starting 11 , get a community order ,after most home games
Is that right ?
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 18, 2019 19:25:04 GMT
He wanted play for Liverpool. But ynwa would have meant something different.
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Post by medwaypotter on Dec 18, 2019 19:35:17 GMT
Who gives a toss ?
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Post by teenagefanclub on Dec 18, 2019 20:26:44 GMT
He is very very lucky not to have been sent to prison, any sort of sexual offence especially what he did is wristy business.
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Post by slicko on Dec 18, 2019 21:51:32 GMT
His defence was that he’s been rehearsing for his Christmas Panto...
Jackin' the peein’ stalk
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Dec 18, 2019 22:11:46 GMT
This was more than a stain on his reputation.
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Post by slicko on Dec 18, 2019 22:36:37 GMT
He was arrested by the Force’s only gay Bobby...he felt the strong arm of the law on the back seat of the panda.
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Post by woodstein on Dec 18, 2019 22:54:11 GMT
Big fat ugly white (probably christian) perv. But was he part of a gang?!
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Dec 18, 2019 22:55:34 GMT
The BBC report states his legal representative claimed "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question"...... Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question. This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help." How the fuck is getting your penis out infront of a mum and her daughter a 'cry for help'. What an excuse! Can you help me with this? That kind of cry for help.
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Post by questionable on Dec 18, 2019 22:58:33 GMT
He plays with his balls in public so what, Vokes publicity can’t get anywhere near a ball.
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Post by nonameface on Dec 19, 2019 10:16:27 GMT
Bloody Tories, can't even wank in public now without being sentenced!
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Post by dirtygary69 on Dec 19, 2019 10:44:25 GMT
Cracking finisher on his day.
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Post by serpico on Dec 19, 2019 16:44:20 GMT
I'm always amazed at these stories, i mean what goes through their minds ? how can you ever think this is a good idea ? what do they envision is going to happen ? ... he flashes his knob and the ladies comes flocking to him ? the very best scenario you can hope for is they walk off disgusted but don't report you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2019 16:52:41 GMT
A stain on his reputation
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2019 17:28:06 GMT
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