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Post by kidcrewbob on Jun 7, 2008 10:15:56 GMT
Three Stokies and three Smallthorne Clampetts are travelling by train to their respective away matches in London one fine weekend. At Stoke station, the three Clampetts each buy a ticket and watch as the three Stokies buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Clampetts. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Stokies. They all board the train. The Clampetts take their respective seats but all three Stokies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to check the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor clips it and moves on. The Clampetts are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Stokies on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy just a single ticket for the return trip....... but to their astonishment, the Stokies don't buy a ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Clampett...... "Watch and learn..." says one of the Stokies... When they board the train, the three Clampetts cram into a toilet and soon after the three Stokies pile into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Stokies leaves their toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Clampets are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."  |
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Post by potter92 on Jun 7, 2008 10:23:49 GMT
what happens after that. ill try that next season lol
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Jun 7, 2008 10:31:40 GMT
Wow it's been many year since I hear the words "smellthorne clampets" ;D What ever happened to the Stanfields Smooves?  |
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Post by standbutler on Jun 7, 2008 10:37:53 GMT
I once lived at Stanfield dont remember any smooves huddy
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