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Post by dreamtheater on Oct 2, 2019 12:40:00 GMT
Remember him ?
I honestly never thought Id see this again
someone so absolutely useless - so plainly out of place, so vanilla, so 'meh' - such a waste of space on a football pitch
completely invisible even when hes actually playing
but I think he actually is - as useless - something hard to achieve
i.e. somebody who looks like he wandered in actually thinking he's a professional football player
but isnt
the one good thing -unlike our other utterly useless signings, he didnt actually cost much
even so -------------------------------------------
have i got this wrong ?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2019 12:43:00 GMT
Don't let Parapsych see this !  GD |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Oct 2, 2019 12:45:13 GMT
He’s more like the new Ali Dia.
What a joke of a footballer.
If he rocked up at Barnet they’d think twice about even letting him put the cones out.
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Post by Absolution on Oct 2, 2019 12:45:37 GMT
You're probably not wrong, but it's a mystery to me why someone who doesn't go to the matches feels the need to randomly start a thread slagging off a player who isn't in the team.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Oct 2, 2019 12:45:45 GMT
Rowson could play right back as well as defensive and centre mid, same as Cousins.
I'm using the term "play" very loosely here.
In fact they could both probably "play" any position on the pitch, even goalie. The level of performance would remain the same wherever they were positioned.
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Post by stokeuk474 on Oct 2, 2019 12:46:01 GMT
Competition winner
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2019 12:46:44 GMT
Whats with the hate towards him? He's hardly played, and he didn't play last night.
When he has played, he's been pretty poor, as have the rest of them, but one things he's not done (because he's hardly played!) is be consistently wank, toothless, showers of absolute shite like we saw last night.
Perhaps if you'd have started a thread about Tom Ince, Liam Lindsay, or James McClean then yeah.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2019 13:05:24 GMT
Is there anybody you rate ? You moan about everyone and everything ! You're worse than Bayern
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Post by heworksardtho on Oct 2, 2019 13:16:18 GMT
Remember him ? I honestly never thought Id see this again someone so absolutely useless - so plainly out of place, so vanilla, so 'meh' - such a waste of space on a football pitch completely invisible even when hes actually playing but I think he actually is - as useless - something hard to achieve i.e. somebody who looks like he wandered in actually thinking he's a professional football player but isnt the one good thing -unlike our other utterly useless signings, he didnt actually cost much even so ------------------------------------------- have i got this wrong ? What I like about your posts is you say it as it is , he’s that shit he looks like a fan whose won a competition to play for stoke for the day , he wouldn’t make the starting 11 at Meir KA , what Jones saw in him I don’t know , he makes Rowson look like Bryan Robson , even Robson now could put in a better shift |
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Post by crapslinger on Oct 2, 2019 13:20:35 GMT
Remember him ? I honestly never thought Id see this again someone so absolutely useless - so plainly out of place, so vanilla, so 'meh' - such a waste of space on a football pitch completely invisible even when hes actually playing but I think he actually is - as useless - something hard to achieve i.e. somebody who looks like he wandered in actually thinking he's a professional football player but isnt the one good thing -unlike our other utterly useless signings, he didnt actually cost much even so ------------------------------------------- have i got this wrong ? What I like about your posts is you say it as it is , he’s that shit he looks like a fan whose won a competition to play for stoke for the day , he wouldn’t make the starting 11 at Meir KA , what Jones saw in him I don’t know , he makes Rowson look like Bryan Robson , even Robson now could put in a better shift Another what the fuck signing from Nathan Jones, I am surprised he didn't play him last night. |
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Oct 2, 2019 13:48:24 GMT
Cousins,Davies,Duffy,Ward - he doesn't play them, why did he sign them?
Obviously something has gone on with Davies but still
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Post by bolly_premprem on Oct 2, 2019 13:51:51 GMT
yesterday he was saying Davies is ready to be called on, and then.. he doesent get to the bench, all seems a bit weird to me
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Post by jezzascfc on Oct 2, 2019 13:53:13 GMT
He's Rowson, Risom, Schreuder, Tapei all rolled into one enormous dollop of dross.
If one signing symbolises the Jones era, it is this one.
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Post by stokesaint1 on Oct 2, 2019 13:56:08 GMT
Remember him ? I honestly never thought Id see this again someone so absolutely useless - so plainly out of place, so vanilla, so 'meh' - such a waste of space on a football pitch completely invisible even when hes actually playing but I think he actually is - as useless - something hard to achieve i.e. somebody who looks like he wandered in actually thinking he's a professional football player but isnt the one good thing -unlike our other utterly useless signings, he didnt actually cost much even so ------------------------------------------- have i got this wrong ? You must have it wrong, on the basis he will have been watched 25 times at least to prove he was the right fit for Stoke  |
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Post by dreamtheater on Oct 2, 2019 14:02:25 GMT
Absolution.Reason why I came up with this was because I came on here today expecting the manager to have departed then, noting he had not, I searched around inside my tiny little mind to find something that epitomized his tenur, and came up with this. By the way, It's allowed isnt it ? Or, do I need to perform some kind of stupid secret elitest handshake to contribute thesedays?
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Oct 2, 2019 14:12:02 GMT
Bit harsh on vanilla. I like vanilla. And it is a huge part of the economy of Madagascar.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2019 14:15:24 GMT
Bit harsh on vanilla. I like vanilla. And it is a huge part of the economy of Madagascar. Its also very drinkable as a Vodka GD |
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Post by marylandstoke on Oct 2, 2019 14:16:25 GMT
Remember him ? I honestly never thought Id see this again someone so absolutely useless - so plainly out of place, so vanilla, so 'meh' - such a waste of space on a football pitch completely invisible even when hes actually playing but I think he actually is - as useless - something hard to achieve i.e. somebody who looks like he wandered in actually thinking he's a professional football player but isnt the one good thing -unlike our other utterly useless signings, he didnt actually cost much even so ------------------------------------------- have i got this wrong ? What I like about your posts is you say it as it is , he’s that shit he looks like a fan whose won a competition to play for stoke for the day , he wouldn’t make the starting 11 at Meir KA , what Jones saw in him I don’t know , he makes Rowson look like Bryan Robson , even Robson now could put in a better shift One of my favourite football stories is the Northwich Vics one. With the game about to be called because the Trickies didn’t have enough players to field a side the manager goes into the club bar and recruits a couple of guys who were, at the least, a few pints into their day. The team talk was get it to Gordon Hill and stay out of his way. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2019 14:44:22 GMT
I thought he was Darel Russell in disguise.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2019 14:45:48 GMT
I thought he was Darel Russell in disguise. Russell reminds me of Diouf, couldn't control a ball! |
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Post by mrteddysalad on Oct 2, 2019 14:47:46 GMT
Cousins,Davies,Duffy,Ward - he doesn't play them, why did he sign them? Obviously something has gone on with Davies but still Duffy’s brief performance last night was shocking Ward would have been a decent signing 10 years ago Cousins makes Glen Whelan look like Luka Modric And I don’t even know if Davies actually exists |
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Oct 2, 2019 15:40:35 GMT
Berahino summed up the Hughes downfall
Cousins sums up Jones downfall
We would have been better off signing Robin Cousins
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Post by wakefieldstokie on Oct 2, 2019 15:44:03 GMT
Berahino summed up the Hughes downfall Cousins sums up Jones downfall We would have been better off signing Robin Cousins Not getting a left back was a bigger factor in his downfall |
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