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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2019 20:34:42 GMT
I've Got A Loverly Bunch Of Coconuts.
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Post by lordb on Aug 17, 2019 20:51:56 GMT
I should cocoa
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Aug 17, 2019 21:02:10 GMT
I'd shy away from starting a thread like this...
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Post by lordb on Aug 17, 2019 21:09:52 GMT
Puns not dead
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Post by nott1 on Aug 18, 2019 6:30:41 GMT
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
(They're lovely)
There they are all standing in a row
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
(All together now)
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
(Harmony)
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Aug 18, 2019 7:28:52 GMT
Have i wandered on to the west ham board by mistake.
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Post by raythesailor on Aug 18, 2019 7:31:51 GMT
We could MILK this for a while.
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Post by Dutchpeter on Aug 18, 2019 8:36:11 GMT
I’ve seen coconut crabs on Diego Garcia - awesome sight.
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Post by partickpotter on Aug 18, 2019 8:49:01 GMT
Certainly not. And have a long history... |
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Post by alsagerstokie on Aug 18, 2019 9:42:01 GMT
What did the trpoical storm say to the coconut tree?
Lift up your nuts its going to be one hell of a blow job!
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Post by Mendicant on Aug 18, 2019 13:40:24 GMT
A Geordie goes to his local GP.
Geordie: Docta Docta, it's me armpits they smell of Kerkernut.
Doctor: Way eye man they're Bounty
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Aug 18, 2019 21:31:25 GMT
Shell this thread go on for much longer?
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Post by nott1 on Aug 19, 2019 10:35:32 GMT
Shell this thread go on for much longer? Hope not, it's nuts! |
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Post by yeokel on Aug 19, 2019 11:21:43 GMT
Whether the egg crashes on the coconut or the coconut crashes on the egg, it is the egg that suffers.
African proverb.
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Post by lordb on Aug 19, 2019 21:49:41 GMT
More tea vicar?
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