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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jul 25, 2019 23:08:52 GMT
potatoes that have gone bad? Started out subtly a day or two ago, but I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. Then coming home from work today--Christ, my whole house stinks.
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Post by musik on Jul 25, 2019 23:20:55 GMT
fresh water melon
I vomit every time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2019 23:22:56 GMT
potatoes that have gone bad? Started out subtly a day or two ago, but I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. Then coming home from work today--Christ, my whole house stinks. gearbox oil ang lilies |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 25, 2019 23:31:12 GMT
Being stuck behind a Pointon's wagon on a 30 degree day.
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Post by Roger Everyone on Jul 25, 2019 23:36:32 GMT
cauliflower or broccoli smells worse when its going off
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Post by spiderpuss on Jul 25, 2019 23:40:54 GMT
bad eggs, say over two years old. so pungent its unbelievable.
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Post by Boothen on Jul 26, 2019 3:56:37 GMT
Body that's been discovered after a week of lying in an unventilated room in the middle of a heatwave. Or one where they've committed suicide in the bath and are only found after they've turned to a fatty sludge.
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Post by elystokie on Jul 26, 2019 6:29:24 GMT
700 tons of chicken shit had a bit of a whiff if I remember right.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 26, 2019 7:15:47 GMT
Farmers spraying the fields with Silage.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Jul 26, 2019 8:42:51 GMT
Rotting flesh.
A relative of mine, long passed away, said that the SAS unit that discovered Bergen Belsen by chance (they were trying to locate it before British /Canadian forces could be sent in to liberate it) said they located it by smell.
The stench of 60,000 rotting bodies.
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 26, 2019 8:43:42 GMT
The smell of the fumes coming from kelw's DB9
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Post by 3putts on Jul 26, 2019 9:36:15 GMT
Being stuck behind a Pointon's wagon on a 30 degree day. I agree and it doesn't have to be hot either, when I did my hgv training we used to stop at Hanford for a brew and at the same time each day we had to quickly wind the windows up as my instructer had spotted the pointons wagon coming up in the mirror, horrendous |
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Post by 3putts on Jul 26, 2019 9:38:24 GMT
700 tons of chicken shit had a bit of a whiff if I remember right. drive up to ashbourne on a hot day there is a chicken factory on there[moy park] sometimes the smell was horrendous, infact it was the only time I ever refused to take a load out [the cab was full of flies and reeked] |
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Post by elystokie on Jul 26, 2019 9:47:24 GMT
700 tons of chicken shit had a bit of a whiff if I remember right. drive up to ashbourne on a hot day there is a chicken factory on there[moy park] sometimes the smell was horrendous, infact it was the only time I ever refused to take a load out [the cab was full of flies and reeked] I made an error (it's been a while since I was there) it was actually 7,000 tons :/ Although to be fair once you get over a few ton of the stuff I doubt the smell increases that much. Even worse was when I was clearing out one of the hopper type things due to a blockage and I stuck my (gloveless cos I was in a rush) hand into a decomposing turkey  I actually threw up, only time I've done that due to smell, just before Xmas as well  |
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Post by kelw on Jul 26, 2019 13:23:12 GMT
The smell of the fumes coming from kelw's DB9 Smells great. Thanks for the concern I think you've proved my point  Are you the special friend of Porsche packet size man? |
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 26, 2019 15:09:28 GMT
The smell of the fumes coming from kelw's DB9 Smells great. Thanks for the concern I think you've proved my point  Are you the special friend of Porsche packet size man? What point have I proved exactly?
I was merely having a harmless joke.
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Post by spiderpuss on Jul 26, 2019 16:34:28 GMT
A long while ago, we had a tannery near to where we lived. On bad days, ie hot, dear oh me.
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Post by felonious on Jul 26, 2019 19:28:05 GMT
drive up to ashbourne on a hot day there is a chicken factory on there[moy park] sometimes the smell was horrendous, infact it was the only time I ever refused to take a load out [the cab was full of flies and reeked] I made an error (it's been a while since I was there) it was actually 7,000 tons :/ Although to be fair once you get over a few ton of the stuff I doubt the smell increases that much. Even worse was when I was clearing out one of the hopper type things due to a blockage and I stuck my (gloveless cos I was in a rush) hand into a decomposing turkey I actually threw up, only time I've done that due to smell, just before Xmas as well The husband of one of the women I work with is a haulier. One of his colleagues did a drop off at a chicken farm recently just over a hundred miles from base. When he got back to the depot he noticed something on one of the wheel arches and realised it was a chicken. Needless to say they found Rocky a new home |
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Post by 3putts on Jul 26, 2019 21:59:48 GMT
I made an error (it's been a while since I was there) it was actually 7,000 tons :/ Although to be fair once you get over a few ton of the stuff I doubt the smell increases that much. Even worse was when I was clearing out one of the hopper type things due to a blockage and I stuck my (gloveless cos I was in a rush) hand into a decomposing turkey I actually threw up, only time I've done that due to smell, just before Xmas as well The husband of one of the women I work with is a haulier. One of his colleagues did a drop off at a chicken farm recently just over a hundred miles from base. When he got back to the depot he noticed something on one of the wheel arches and realised it was a chicken. Needless to say they found Rocky a new home did it taste nice😂😂😂 |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 26, 2019 23:19:57 GMT
Body that's been discovered after a week of lying in an unventilated room in the middle of a heatwave. Or one where they've committed suicide in the bath and are only found after they've turned to a fatty sludge. I know exactly what that's like. Opened the door to the room and the cloud of flies was huge. Not a lot left of the body, the smell never leaves you. Leave some meat in the fridge for too long and you get the idea. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2019 5:18:03 GMT
Julian’s gravy boat
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2019 6:19:26 GMT
Our next door neighbours armpits. He has a real body odour problem and never uses deodorant. Even on winter days he's somewhat "pungent", but on hot, sweaty summer days the smell is so strong and acrid he can literally make you want to throw up and makes your eyes water if he so much as gets within about 10 feet of you.
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Post by Boothen on Jul 28, 2019 6:43:56 GMT
Our next door neighbours armpits. He has a real body odour problem and never uses deodorant. Even on winter days he's somewhat "pungent", but on hot, sweaty summer days the smell is so strong and acrid he can literally make you want to throw up and makes your eyes water if he so much as gets within about 10 feet of you. I used to work with a bloke like that, he never bathed/showered (he was actually proud of that fact and just stripped to his underwear and stood in the rain on occasion) and never wore any deodorant or other such product. And when you're working in such a confined and close environment with a team of six people you really get the full effect of it. Ended up with one of the other guys nearly losing his job over it because, during a particularly hot spell, it got too much and he took the bloke to one side and had a quiet word about it. After which Lord Smellington went running to management to complain. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2019 8:26:02 GMT
Our next door neighbours armpits. He has a real body odour problem and never uses deodorant. Even on winter days he's somewhat "pungent", but on hot, sweaty summer days the smell is so strong and acrid he can literally make you want to throw up and makes your eyes water if he so much as gets within about 10 feet of you. I used to work with a bloke like that, he never bathed/showered (he was actually proud of that fact and just stripped to his underwear and stood in the rain on occasion) and never wore any deodorant or other such product. And when you're working in such a confined and close environment with a team of six people you really get the full effect of it. Ended up with one of the other guys nearly losing his job over it because, during a particularly hot spell, it got too much and he took the bloke to one side and had a quiet word about it. After which Lord Smellington went running to management to complain. It's horrendous isn't it ? Our neighbour is proud of the fact he doesn't use deodorant ("saving the atmosphere" he say's) - I'm not sure how often he washes, or if he washes, but he does tend to wear the same shirt most of the week so the smell must be basically ingrained into the material as well. |
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Post by elystokie on Jul 28, 2019 11:21:00 GMT
I used to work with a bloke like that, he never bathed/showered (he was actually proud of that fact and just stripped to his underwear and stood in the rain on occasion) and never wore any deodorant or other such product. And when you're working in such a confined and close environment with a team of six people you really get the full effect of it. Ended up with one of the other guys nearly losing his job over it because, during a particularly hot spell, it got too much and he took the bloke to one side and had a quiet word about it. After which Lord Smellington went running to management to complain. It's horrendous isn't it ? Our neighbour is proud of the fact he doesn't use deodorant ("saving the atmosphere" he say's) - I'm not sure how often he washes, or if he washes, but he does tend to wear the same shirt most of the week so the smell must be basically ingrained into the material as well. Bloke I used to work with used talc as a deodorant, it didn't work but he never seemed to realise and he was such a bad tempered twat nobody told him Quite amusing sometimes, his surname was Prideaux and the lads use to call him "Eau De Prideaux"  |
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Post by AlliG on Jul 28, 2019 19:03:10 GMT
11 years ago my Dad was rushed into Stafford A&E and while we were in the cubicle waiting to be transferred to a ward, the doctors were treating a bloke in the next cubicle who seemed to have gangrene in his foot/feet.
We were separated by just a curtain for at least an hour and the smell was beyond description and even now just mentioning it makes my stomach turn and my eyes water. I have no idea how the medics coped.
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Post by franklin66 on Jul 28, 2019 19:09:11 GMT
Durian fruit it stinks BUT I like it once you overcome the smell.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2019 19:44:23 GMT
Durian fruit it stinks BUT I like it once you overcome the smell. Where did you try that Mate?? I was in Indonesia in January and there warning signs everywhere, saying No Durians Allowed// |
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Post by franklin66 on Jul 28, 2019 20:01:42 GMT
Durian fruit it stinks BUT I like it once you overcome the smell. Where did you try that Mate?? I was in Indonesia in January and there warning signs everywhere, saying No Durians Allowed// Singapore loads of them even ice cream the signs are in public places, trains, buses etc, you can see loads of them for sale they are just banned from public areas in hotels and stuff like that |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2019 20:10:56 GMT
Where did you try that Mate?? I was in Indonesia in January and there warning signs everywhere, saying No Durians Allowed// Singapore loads of them even ice cream the signs are in public places, trains, buses etc, you can see loads of them for sale they are just banned from public areas in hotels and stuff like that Yes,,,I stayed in Singapore in Jan, at the Marina Bay Sands, en Route to Batam..Loved the place...Bloody Hot.. |
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