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Post by mrcoke on Apr 14, 2019 22:04:07 GMT
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Post by Gods on Apr 14, 2019 22:21:47 GMT
On Sunday, South Yorkshire Police issued a new statement, saying: "Officers received reports of an assault at Barnsley Football Club today, Saturday, 13 April, this incident has been crimed and will be thoroughly investigated." "Crimed" ?! I ask you, South Yorkshire's finest verbing a noun  |
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Post by mrcoke on Apr 14, 2019 22:30:01 GMT
On Sunday, South Yorkshire Police issued a new statement, saying: "Officers received reports of an assault at Barnsley Football Club today, Saturday, 13 April, this incident has been crimed and will be thoroughly investigated." "Crimed" ?! I ask you, South Yorkshire's finest verbing a noun I'm with you, the English language is going to pot. Americans did enough damage, but modern IT, particularly texting, is destroying the language. But "to crime" actually a verb nowadays conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-english-verb-crime.html  |
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Post by Gods on Apr 14, 2019 22:36:25 GMT
On Sunday, South Yorkshire Police issued a new statement, saying: "Officers received reports of an assault at Barnsley Football Club today, Saturday, 13 April, this incident has been crimed and will be thoroughly investigated." "Crimed" ?! I ask you, South Yorkshire's finest verbing a noun I'm with you, the English language is going to pot. Americans did enough damage, but modern IT, particularly texting, is destroying the language. But "to crime" actually a verb nowadays conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-english-verb-crime.html Yes you are spot on as to the cause of all the new verbs, 'medalled' as in to win a medal is the most prominent. In this case I don't even think 'crimed' means 'committed a crime', instead it means 'registered as a crime'. HoHum! |
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Post by madnellie on Apr 15, 2019 0:05:39 GMT
Yes you are spot on as to the cause of all the new verbs, 'medalled' as in to win a medal is the most prominent. In this case I don't even think 'crimed' means 'committed a crime', instead it means 'registered as a crime'. HoHum! You're right Godfrey my friend. "Crimed" in this sense means someone filled out a crime report and generated a crime number, which officially records a crime as occuring. As far as I'm aware it's police jargon though, not a real verb. |
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Post by Clem Fandango on Apr 15, 2019 5:56:57 GMT
Yes you are spot on as to the cause of all the new verbs, 'medalled' as in to win a medal is the most prominent. In this case I don't even think 'crimed' means 'committed a crime', instead it means 'registered as a crime'. HoHum! You're right Godfrey my friend. "Crimed" in this sense means someone filled out a crime report and generated a crime number, which officially records a crime as occuring. As far as I'm aware it's police jargon though, not a real verb. Yep. I used to work in the police control room and crimed is how we referred to an incident having being sent from the command and control through to the crime system. |
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Post by Gods on Apr 15, 2019 7:36:28 GMT
Yes you are spot on as to the cause of all the new verbs, 'medalled' as in to win a medal is the most prominent. In this case I don't even think 'crimed' means 'committed a crime', instead it means 'registered as a crime'. HoHum! You're right Godfrey my friend. "Crimed" in this sense means someone filled out a crime report and generated a crime number, which officially records a crime as occuring. As far as I'm aware it's police jargon though, not a real verb. Nell! I knew I should watch more cop dramas, I tried 'Line of Duty' last night on BBC1 but I think the writer had attended the University of Abbreviations so the cast spent the whole time spouting letters of the alphabet in lieu of meaningful sentences :-) |
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Post by str8outtahampton on Apr 15, 2019 7:55:35 GMT
You're right Godfrey my friend. "Crimed" in this sense means someone filled out a crime report and generated a crime number, which officially records a crime as occuring. As far as I'm aware it's police jargon though, not a real verb. Nell! I knew I should watch more cop dramas, I tried 'Line of Duty' last night on BBC1 but I think the writer had attended the University of Abbreviations so the cast spent the whole time spouting letters of the alphabet in lieu of meaningful sentences :-) It's not great, although if I were being very charitable is it at least brief. Of course, if you were speaking to someone from the West Midlands conurbation, "crimed" would be acceptable as a culinary term - for example "crimed loiks". It's a losing battle, and I try to let it wash over me (life is simply too short). I think you may find that "crimed" never featured in in Z Cars, Softly Softly, Columbo, Kojak - and certainly not Morse. |
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Post by greyman on Apr 15, 2019 7:59:31 GMT
At least there's some logic to butchering the language in this way. Don't get me started on the growing number of people who don't know the difference between bias and biased, using a noun as an adjective never mind a verb.
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Post by Gods on Apr 15, 2019 8:05:49 GMT
Nell! I knew I should watch more cop dramas, I tried 'Line of Duty' last night on BBC1 but I think the writer had attended the University of Abbreviations so the cast spent the whole time spouting letters of the alphabet in lieu of meaningful sentences :-) It's not great, although if I were being very charitable is it at least brief. Of course, if you were speaking to someone from the West Midlands conurbation, "crimed" would be acceptable as a culinary term - for example "crimed loiks". It's a losing battle, and I try to let it wash over me (life is simply too short). I think you may find that "crimed" never featured in in Z Cars, Softly Softly, Columbo, Kojak - and certainly not Morse. Yes, when Detective Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-O said "Book him down on murder one Danno" it wouldn't have had quite the same theatrical impact if he'd just said "Crime him" :-) |
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Post by stokie1947 on Apr 15, 2019 8:06:32 GMT
nothing but a big headed git
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Post by str8outtahampton on Apr 15, 2019 8:19:42 GMT
It's not great, although if I were being very charitable is it at least brief. Of course, if you were speaking to someone from the West Midlands conurbation, "crimed" would be acceptable as a culinary term - for example "crimed loiks". It's a losing battle, and I try to let it wash over me (life is simply too short). I think you may find that "crimed" never featured in in Z Cars, Softly Softly, Columbo, Kojak - and certainly not Morse. Yes, when Detective Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-O said "Book him down on murder one Danno" it wouldn't have had quite the same theatrical impact if he'd just said "Crime him" :-) You say that. But if McGarrett had been a native of Dudley, Danno (the wonderful James MacArthur) might have taken the perp over to the Big Island, and beaten the living crap out of him. |
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Post by Gods on Apr 15, 2019 9:26:54 GMT
Yes, when Detective Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-O said "Book him down on murder one Danno" it wouldn't have had quite the same theatrical impact if he'd just said "Crime him" :-) You say that. But if McGarrett had been a native of Dudley, Danno (the wonderful James MacArthur) might have taken the perp over to the Big Island, and beaten the living crap out of him. Speaking of Dudley do you remember a TV campaign from forever ago appealing for public cooperation in fighting criminality? The catch line delivered in a strong Black Country accent was "Crime, together we'll crack it" :-) |
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Post by nott1 on Apr 15, 2019 10:57:17 GMT
One of these days the little scrote will get his come uppence with the damned good thrashing he deserves. I hope his blood spattered, ugly little mug is shown worldwide in every media!
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Post by thevoid on Apr 15, 2019 14:33:30 GMT
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Post by waffles on Apr 15, 2019 14:41:49 GMT
An ice pick? Who the f£&k has one of them? |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 15, 2019 15:34:33 GMT
An ice pick? Who the f£&k has one of them? Leon Trotsky had one but it made his ears burn! |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Apr 15, 2019 15:59:02 GMT
An ice pick? Who the f£&k has one of them? It was actually a climbing ice axe. I have two of them as it happens - although this does not make me a bad person!  |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 15, 2019 16:02:51 GMT
At least there's some logic to butchering the language in this way. Don't get me started on the growing number of people who don't know the difference between bias and biased, using a noun as an adjective never mind a verb. The English Language ............I’m afraid the fucking fucker is fucking fucked for certain. |
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Post by thevoid on Apr 15, 2019 17:05:57 GMT
Joey Barton's favourite band?
Fleetwood Smack.
I'll get me coat.
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Post by telfordstoke on Apr 15, 2019 17:08:27 GMT
An ice pick? Who the f£&k has one of them? Leon Trotsky had one but it made his ears burn! Whatever happened to him, eh?! Lol |
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Post by thevoid on Apr 15, 2019 17:10:07 GMT
Leon Trotsky had one but it made his ears burn! Whatever happened to him, eh?! Lol He's currently meeting Theresa May 😉 |
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Post by unknown182 on Apr 15, 2019 17:13:47 GMT
He'll be back hosting on talksport shortly. Tosser.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Apr 17, 2019 15:42:47 GMT
An ice pick? Who the f£&k has one of them? Scum? |
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Post by leicspotter on Apr 17, 2019 17:33:23 GMT
"a man has been arrested..."
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Post by Robo10 on Apr 17, 2019 17:36:31 GMT
"a man has been arrested..." Was he wearing what can be best described as an all in one jogging suit, and a 1980s style moustache... |
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Post by leicspotter on Apr 17, 2019 17:37:56 GMT
"a man has been arrested..." Was he wearing what can be best described as an all in one jogging suit, and a 1980s style moustache... We can but hope  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 17:41:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 22:08:33 GMT
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Post by Godo on Apr 18, 2019 16:36:31 GMT
Apparently a good way to calm down badly trained/socialised dogs is to chop their bollocks off.....just a thought.
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