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Post by musik on Apr 1, 2019 16:49:11 GMT
Hellu!
I don't give much for April Fools' Day. I like to be honest. All the time.
What is the WORST April Fools' Day so called "joke" for today?
: Over here it must be that the SOS Emergency number has changed, and so they (the SOS emergency unit themselves) presented the new number here as well today.
But fact is: it has NOT changed.
I think it's fucking serious actually! If you're having a stroke, dialing the wrong number might be the last thing you'll ever do!
The WORST ever?
Well, it could be the one today. Or ... when a big newspaper had headlines about a swedish famous singer and composer just died.
Fact is: he hadn't.
😈
Execution by shooting, anyone?
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Post by musik on Apr 1, 2019 19:01:53 GMT
Nothing special today?
Or ever ....
on April Fools' Day?
🙄
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Post by wagsastokie on Apr 1, 2019 19:13:46 GMT
Hellu! I don't give much for April Fools' Day. I like to be honest. All the time. What is the WORST April Fools' Day so called "joke" for today? : Over here it must be that the SOS Emergency number has changed, and so they (the SOS emergency unit themselves) presented the new number here as well today. But fact is: it has NOT changed. I think it's fucking serious actually! If you're having a stroke, dialing the wrong number might be the last thing you'll ever do! The WORST ever? Well, it could be the one today. Or ... when a big newspaper had headlines about a swedish famous singer and composer just died. Fact is: he hadn't. 😈 Execution by shooting, anyone? We promise to honour the result of the European referendum result 600 odd British MPs |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 1, 2019 19:14:26 GMT
I told my mate his wife was dead, then took a picture of his tearful face and shared it all over social media with the caption "fucking pansy".
Tell you what, some people can't take a joke.
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Post by maxplonk on Apr 1, 2019 19:27:06 GMT
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Post by musik on Apr 2, 2019 5:20:31 GMT
bump
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Post by Northy on Apr 2, 2019 7:16:27 GMT
Our local paper online section had a piece on Harry Styles (some pop star who is local) was doing a new video shoot in a small music venue in town called the salty dog, the first 100 people who got there would be in the video. Last year they said the same with Gary Barlow and some fookers turned up  |
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Post by musik on Apr 2, 2019 7:26:58 GMT
Our local paper online section had a piece on Harry Styles (some pop star who is local) was doing a new video shoot in a small music venue in town called the salty dog, the first 100 people who got there would be in the video. Last year they said the same with Gary Barlow and some fookers turned up Ah, it goes in one direction and I take that.😬 At least less harmful than reporting the wrong SOS number. And me who almost applied for a job at the SOS central unit, glad I didn't ... |
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 2, 2019 12:26:35 GMT
Our local paper online section had a piece on Harry Styles (some pop star who is local) was doing a new video shoot in a small music venue in town called the salty dog, the first 100 people who got there would be in the video. Last year they said the same with Gary Barlow and some fookers turned up How long did you wait until you realised he wasn't coming? |
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Post by Northy on Apr 2, 2019 20:18:24 GMT
Our local paper online section had a piece on Harry Styles (some pop star who is local) was doing a new video shoot in a small music venue in town called the salty dog, the first 100 people who got there would be in the video. Last year they said the same with Gary Barlow and some fookers turned up How long did you wait until you realised he wasn't coming? Well it was the missing signature on their calendar I couldnt help it. |
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Post by mattyd on Apr 3, 2019 16:55:12 GMT
Years ago, back in the day of YOPS, because I was about to join The Royal Navy they put me on a YOPS at Hanley Library, there was about 6 of us.
Anyway, that year on 1st April I was doing my medical, so my Dad called the Library and asked to speak to my boss to explain to him why they had not turned up at the conference at Reg Mitchell Hall, esp as it was round the corner.
She quickly rounded up the others and went there immediately...
Fucking pisser the next day, they ALL knew it was me, but could not prove FUCK ALL...
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Post by swampmongrel on Apr 3, 2019 20:21:49 GMT
Years ago, back in the day of YOPS, because I was about to join The Royal Navy they put me on a YOPS at Hanley Library, there was about 6 of us. Anyway, that year on 1st April I was doing my medical, so my Dad called the Library and asked to speak to my boss to explain to him why they had not turned up at the conference at Reg Mitchell Hall, esp as it was round the corner. She quickly rounded up the others and went there immediately... Fucking pisser the next day, they ALL knew it was me, but could not prove FUCK ALL... I’ve read this three times and googled what YOPS is. Still none the wiser. Are you sending coded messages to someone? |
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Post by mattyd on Apr 4, 2019 4:46:25 GMT
Years ago, back in the day of YOPS, because I was about to join The Royal Navy they put me on a YOPS at Hanley Library, there was about 6 of us. Anyway, that year on 1st April I was doing my medical, so my Dad called the Library and asked to speak to my boss to explain to him why they had not turned up at the conference at Reg Mitchell Hall, esp as it was round the corner. She quickly rounded up the others and went there immediately... Fucking pisser the next day, they ALL knew it was me, but could not prove FUCK ALL... I’ve read this three times and googled what YOPS is. Still none the wiser. Are you sending coded messages to someone? It was the old Youth Opportunity Programme , back in the 80's school leavers were placed with companies for 22.40 a week... |
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