When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus?

felonious All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 21,306	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 12:44:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by felonious on Feb 6, 2019 12:44:15 GMT A driver who swerved "to avoid an octopus" before crashing has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-47144891 Looking forward to Bathstoke's reply
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chuffedstokie All Time Stoke City XI 'Guilty until proven guilty' Posts: 62,424	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 14:53:33 GMT via mobile lordb, trickydicky73, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chuffedstokie on Feb 6, 2019 14:53:33 GMT I know that road and there's sod all on it, apart from the odd octopus.
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somersetstokie All Time Stoke City XI Antiques Professional. Posts: 6,891	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 15:22:48 GMT steve66, trickydicky73, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by somersetstokie on Feb 6, 2019 15:22:48 GMT The driver who crashed allegedly lost control of his car and went into a squid.
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When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 19:04:48 GMT lordb likes this

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The driver who crashed allegedly lost control of his car and went into a squid.

Thought this one was better

"It's good to see the police kraken down on drug driving 🐙"

thevoid All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 27,032	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 19:09:29 GMT via Tapatalk felonious likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thevoid on Feb 6, 2019 19:09:29 GMT At least he didn't run into the Jedi Knight on the unicorn.
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Deleted Posts: 0	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 20:04:48 GMT bigjohnritchie, supersimonstainrod, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2019 20:04:48 GMT I see the long tentacles of the law are investigating.
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supersimonstainrod All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 4,248	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 20:27:36 GMT via mobile Dutchpeter and chuffedstokie like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by supersimonstainrod on Feb 6, 2019 20:27:36 GMT Some of these puns are genuinely Kraken me up...
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pretzel All Time Stoke City XI Shorter of breath and one day closer to death Posts: 5,346	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 6, 2019 22:16:53 GMT felonious likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pretzel on Feb 6, 2019 22:16:53 GMT He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.... unlike the octopus
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FbrgVaStkFan All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 5,512	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 7, 2019 0:23:56 GMT supersimonstainrod, felonious, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Feb 7, 2019 0:23:56 GMT Sounds like he hit a cephalopothole. sorry.
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pearo All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 3,508	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 7, 2019 16:54:49 GMT felonious likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pearo on Feb 7, 2019 16:54:49 GMT On the ring road in Calamari
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felonious All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 21,306	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 8, 2019 17:56:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by felonious on Feb 8, 2019 17:56:58 GMT Feb 7, 2019 16:54:49 GMT pearo said: On the ring road in Calamari I think we have a winner
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trentvale68 All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 5,442	When was the last time you swerved to avoid an octopus? Feb 10, 2019 22:00:08 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trentvale68 on Feb 10, 2019 22:00:08 GMT I'd swerve this fucker Classic movie - and another legendary cephalopod
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