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Post by musik on Jan 31, 2019 0:00:47 GMT
What would you like to know?
It's convenient.
It gives people time.
Mine broke down.
Things do in time.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 7:51:13 GMT
At the end of a plastering job a customer of mine was telling me how hers wasn't cleaning her dishes
I ended up spending nearly 2hours cleaning out the sump filters, stripping off the sprinkler arms and cleaning out each jet hole of little white balls of fat with hot water and a piece of old earth wire
Woman had never rinsed her dishes before loading all the years she'd had it
Never even offered me a stroke
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Post by Dutchpeter on Jan 31, 2019 8:57:18 GMT
Carol Smilie?
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jan 31, 2019 9:10:09 GMT
I'm afraid I don't have any dishwasher knowledge, but then I've never been able to understand women.
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Post by yeokel on Jan 31, 2019 9:48:49 GMT
Yes, it washes dishes for lazy people. Or busy people, or people who have more interesting things to do with their time than stand at a sink washing dishes. |
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Post by yeokel on Jan 31, 2019 9:50:32 GMT
At the end of a plastering job a customer of mine was telling me how hers wasn't cleaning her dishes I ended up spending nearly 2hours cleaning out the sump filters, stripping off the sprinkler arms and cleaning out each jet hole of little white balls of fat with hot water and a piece of old earth wire Woman had never rinsed her dishes before loading all the years she'd had it Never even offered me a stroke What did you want to stroke? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 10:04:17 GMT
At the end of a plastering job a customer of mine was telling me how hers wasn't cleaning her dishes I ended up spending nearly 2hours cleaning out the sump filters, stripping off the sprinkler arms and cleaning out each jet hole of little white balls of fat with hot water and a piece of old earth wire Woman had never rinsed her dishes before loading all the years she'd had it Never even offered me a stroke What did you want to stroke? Anything Never even said....donkey can you nibble |
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Post by Northy on Jan 31, 2019 12:21:34 GMT
At the end of a plastering job a customer of mine was telling me how hers wasn't cleaning her dishes I ended up spending nearly 2hours cleaning out the sump filters, stripping off the sprinkler arms and cleaning out each jet hole of little white balls of fat with hot water and a piece of old earth wire Woman had never rinsed her dishes before loading all the years she'd had it Never even offered me a stroke
she probably had one of her own looking at the plasters crack as you had your head in the dishwasher  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 13:17:17 GMT
At the end of a plastering job a customer of mine was telling me how hers wasn't cleaning her dishes I ended up spending nearly 2hours cleaning out the sump filters, stripping off the sprinkler arms and cleaning out each jet hole of little white balls of fat with hot water and a piece of old earth wire Woman had never rinsed her dishes before loading all the years she'd had it Never even offered me a stroke
she probably had one of her own looking at the plasters crack as you had your head in the dishwasher I pulled the arms off and did them in the sink 😁 Never even offered me a chocolate finger |
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Post by stokieinaus on Jan 31, 2019 13:51:26 GMT
Water passing plate says - be careful, I can have you put away
Plate says - depends if leave dirt on me
Water says - depends if you are a stubborn bastard
I’ll get my coat
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Post by ilfracoombestokie3 on Jan 31, 2019 16:44:56 GMT
Water passing plate says - be careful, I can have you put away Plate says - depends if leave dirt on me Water says - depends if you are a stubborn bastard I’ll get my coat Forget the coat, just dunna enter the fucking building again. |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 31, 2019 18:36:11 GMT
Can also be used for washing your nix and sox but might need a minute in the micro wave to completely dry them.
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Post by felonious on Jan 31, 2019 19:13:50 GMT
At the end of a plastering job a customer of mine was telling me how hers wasn't cleaning her dishes I ended up spending nearly 2hours cleaning out the sump filters, stripping off the sprinkler arms and cleaning out each jet hole of little white balls of fat with hot water and a piece of old earth wire Woman had never rinsed her dishes before loading all the years she'd had it Never even offered me a stroke She does have some standards then. |
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Post by shimmer on Jan 31, 2019 19:16:35 GMT
Mine ran off when I unleashed the shackles and so had to be shot down. I just do it myself these days.  |
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jan 31, 2019 19:38:00 GMT
Why has the OP been deleted? Shame? |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Jan 31, 2019 19:40:01 GMT
Why has the OP been deleted? Shame? Can't be, he has none. |
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Post by Linx on Jan 31, 2019 19:56:07 GMT
You can cook fish in them.
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Post by elystokie on Jan 31, 2019 22:12:39 GMT
Once you take the side panel off it's pretty obvious which bits need cleaning but there's YouTube videos on it, ours was about 12 years old when I did it, like a new machine after. Running it through a cycle empty with just a cup full of vinegar chucked in can sometimes do some good, worth a go anyway |
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Post by marylandstoke on Feb 1, 2019 3:59:30 GMT
The op was deleted because, though I knew I was opening a thread that was rife for the possibility of the obvious Richie B comedy styling, I regretted it immediately.
Maybe a dishwasher is prime for lazy people Richie. Those lazy disabled people that struggle to lift. Or stand, whilst trying to perform a task that takes them longer than it used to do.
Please, by all means, if you would, explain your comment that I have no shame? Really struggling with what you know about me to be able, in all consciousnesses, to post that.
Same kind of thing for Fuckbrg? Shame for asking for help on a community forum? Really..? Let’s hope you never.
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