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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 26, 2019 10:46:50 GMT
By all accounts Smurthwaite was knocked down on Hamil Road last night whilst on foot !
In hospital , my mate says there is a piece in the sentinel and an announcement on Vile Twitter.
What a strange set of events , maybe an irate unwashed tried mow him down.
Priceless
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Post by berahinosgoals on Jan 26, 2019 10:48:38 GMT
Are you suggesting vale supporters can pass their driving test?
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Jan 26, 2019 10:48:58 GMT
That’s the car written off so...
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Post by FullerMagic on Jan 26, 2019 10:49:09 GMT
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Post by berahinosgoals on Jan 26, 2019 10:50:01 GMT
Get well soon smurf you are doing a great job
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 26, 2019 10:50:02 GMT
Probably done £100,000 worth of damage!
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 26, 2019 10:50:58 GMT
Probably done £100,000 worth of damage! Claims R US rubbing their hands |
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Post by berahinosgoals on Jan 26, 2019 10:52:24 GMT
Probably done £100,000 worth of damage! Claims R US rubbing their hands Reports the driver is claiming for whiplash |
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Post by ohbottom on Jan 26, 2019 10:54:37 GMT
Are you suggesting vale supporters can pass their driving test? Don't need a licence to nick a car |
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Post by werrington on Jan 26, 2019 10:55:58 GMT
Seriously what’s funny about it?
Perhaps it’s just me
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 10:56:21 GMT
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Post by boothenender on Jan 26, 2019 11:00:16 GMT
Peter Coates has released a statement this morning via the Evening Sentinel....
" KARMA IS A BITCH "
" You cheap scamming Putrid Vile FC bastard.
That will teach for trying to charge me £100,000 fot two hand basin's and a toilet brush holder".
Get well soon Smurf your mission to drive the Putrid Vile bastards in to oblivion is not completed yet and we need it sorted ASAP.
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Post by thevoid on Jan 26, 2019 11:10:44 GMT
With it being Burslem, police are looking for a car similar to this:  |
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Post by santy on Jan 26, 2019 11:13:50 GMT
It's going to take a bit of a sting out of the Vale's campaign to oust him. Naturally Vale fans are full blown conspiracy as to why their chairman would be walking (that seems to be a genuine issue for them) but it's going to present some serious issues if it was a fan that did it out of malice.
You'd have to hope it is just an inadvertent mistake but from the sounds of things the driver didn't hang around after it.
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Post by thevoid on Jan 26, 2019 11:18:55 GMT
With the amount of blubber on Smurf he'll be ok.
Get well Agent Norm, we need you to complete Project Vanarama.
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 26, 2019 11:19:41 GMT
Seriously what’s funny about it? Perhaps it’s just me Was meant as banter mate, anybody being knocked down by a car isn't something to be mocked. The reason i put priceless is because it's like one big soap opera up there . Wasn't malice in my post as i don't wish ill on anybody apart from Phillip Schofield. |
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Post by chuckrocky on Jan 26, 2019 11:24:44 GMT
Apparently the PA system and groundsman’s shed were also damaged in the incident.
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Post by DC1863 on Jan 26, 2019 11:29:31 GMT
Seriously what’s funny about it? Perhaps it’s just me Yeah nowt funny bout an elderly bloke being in a car accident no matter who he supports. Wish him a speedy recovery. |
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Post by berahinosgoals on Jan 26, 2019 11:33:05 GMT
Think it would have been taken more seriously if it didn't say he was expected to be back at home today
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 26, 2019 11:33:31 GMT
Seriously what’s funny about it? Perhaps it’s just me Was meant as banter mate, anybody being knocked down by a car isn't something to be mocked. The reason i put priceless is because it's like one big soap opera up there . Wasn't malice in my post as i don't wish ill on anybody apart from Phillip Schofield. Less of the soap there sensitive folk round there and can be scared easily |
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Post by chigstoke on Jan 26, 2019 11:43:49 GMT
It's going to take a bit of a sting out of the Vale's campaign to oust him. Naturally Vale fans are full blown conspiracy as to why their chairman would be walking (that seems to be a genuine issue for them) but it's going to present some serious issues if it was a fan that did it out of malice. You'd have to hope it is just an inadvertent mistake but from the sounds of things the driver didn't hang around after it. You'd have to be a serious fucking cunt to run your Chairman over on purpose. It's like after we got relegated if one of our lot decided to blatantly twat into Peter Coates as he was walking across the road. Who in the right mind thinks about doing anything like that? |
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Post by norman conquest on Jan 26, 2019 11:55:18 GMT
Seriously what’s funny about it? Perhaps it’s just me Was meant as banter mate, anybody being knocked down by a car isn't something to be mocked. The reason i put priceless is because it's like one big soap opera up there . Wasn't malice in my post as i don't wish ill on anybody apart from Phillip Schofield. And ant and fucking dec |
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Post by kelw on Jan 26, 2019 11:56:43 GMT
Being honest have no idea who he is but the road being closed for 10 hours seems quite serious.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 26, 2019 11:59:11 GMT
Being honest have no idea who he is but the road being closed for 10 hours seems quite serious. Only 'cause he's the size of a beach whale, not easy to winch at short notice. |
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Jan 26, 2019 12:00:39 GMT
It's like an episode of eastenders up there isn't it at the minute. Joking apart i wish him a quick recovery.
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Post by kelw on Jan 26, 2019 12:05:21 GMT
Being honest have no idea who he is but the road being closed for 10 hours seems quite serious. Only 'cause he's the size of a beach whale, not easy to winch at short notice. Big chap then I was at the Cup final last year as a guest and Vanessa Feltz walked past me. I missed the entire second half |
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Post by berahinosgoals on Jan 26, 2019 12:05:37 GMT
Out of respect to the Smurf vale fans will be attending today's game dressed as seats
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2019 12:16:53 GMT
I have no love for Port Vale but some of these messages are embarrassing, others just vile.
Grow up.
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Post by Goonie on Jan 26, 2019 12:18:45 GMT
Are you suggesting vale supporters can pass their driving test? Clearly noy 😉😂🤣 |
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Post by Goonie on Jan 26, 2019 12:20:23 GMT
It's like an episode of eastenders up there isn't it at the minute. Joking apart i wish him a quick recovery. Whereas the last three years here have been paradise 🙄🤔😉😁 |
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