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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 20:03:39 GMT
When you need to drill into masonry but you realise you only have an Aldi drill without hammer facility.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 20:07:20 GMT
Nowt wrong with an Aldi drill. It's the drill bits that are the problem
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 20:17:10 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin.
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Post by neilb987 on Jan 12, 2019 20:27:04 GMT
You have to mow the pitch, but the big ride-on mower has broken down and all you've got is an old push-type Qualcast ....
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Post by neddy on Jan 12, 2019 20:29:28 GMT
Like me hopefully....
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jan 12, 2019 20:30:21 GMT
I imagine hes wondering what the fuck hes let himself in for.
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Post by Gary Hackett on Jan 12, 2019 20:32:07 GMT
I imagine hes wondering what the fuck hes let himself in for. Well then he needs to be forceful with the owners and get the players in he needs. |
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Post by 19notbeaten72 on Jan 12, 2019 20:33:33 GMT
Pleading with Luton to come back or hoping its just a bad dream & he never really left.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 20:34:07 GMT
Youre shagging a bird and she asks you to go deeper but you haven't got anymore dick
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jan 12, 2019 20:34:08 GMT
I imagine hes wondering what the fuck hes let himself in for. Well then he needs to be forceful with the owners and get the players in he needs. Mmm... |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 20:34:53 GMT
When you go to the bog and find the bloke before you has rammed it to the hilt full of shit
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Post by StoKeith on Jan 12, 2019 20:36:38 GMT
Go on Nathan. You can do it!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 20:37:07 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin. Corned Beef in a tin? Is it 1973 again? |
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Post by heworksardtho on Jan 12, 2019 20:38:28 GMT
I’m on £40 grand a week for 3 n half years so it’s a win win win 😎
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Post by heworksardtho on Jan 12, 2019 20:39:13 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin. Corned Beef in a tin? Is it 1973 again? Had it from Tesco tonight in 2019 |
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 20:41:13 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin. Corned Beef in a tin? Is it 1973 again? This is Stoke-On-Trent Vincent. Do you live in Alderley Edge and get your pre-cut stuff from Waitrose? |
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 20:43:41 GMT
When you kick off your work shoes on a Friday, collapse on the settee but that outside smell is still with you; you realise you’ve trod dog shit in the carpet.
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Post by stokiejoe on Jan 12, 2019 20:44:38 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin. Try spam fritters instead |
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Post by medwaypotter on Jan 12, 2019 20:46:10 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin. Corned Beef in a tin? Is it 1973 again? tinned mash monkey is the nuts |
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 20:46:52 GMT
You’re desperately late for work, you’ve buttered the bread and go to open the corned beef but the key is missing from the tin. Try spam fritters instead When you reach for the spam fritters but they’re missing. You text the missus but she tells you she had them the previous night for her tea. |
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Post by noustie on Jan 12, 2019 20:50:52 GMT
Youre shagging a bird and she asks you to go deeper but you haven't got anymore dick Or you think you're about shag a fit bird only to get back her flat and find out she has a big hairy cock |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 20:52:08 GMT
Youre shagging a bird and she asks you to go deeper but you haven't got anymore dick Or you think you're about shag a fit bird only to get back her flat and find out she has a big hairy cock Err we are doing bad things mate |
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Post by medwaypotter on Jan 12, 2019 20:53:18 GMT
Youre shagging a bird and she asks you to go deeper but you haven't got anymore dick Or you think you're about shag a fit bird only to get back her flat and find out she has a big hairy cock I would change pubs mate. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 20:58:45 GMT
Corned Beef in a tin? Is it 1973 again? This is Stoke-On-Trent Vincent. Do you live in Alderley Edge and get your pre-cut stuff from Waitrose? Not quite. I live in Newcastle and get it in a packet of 5 slices from Sainsbury's  You'll all be telling me you all still eat tinned Spam as well next  |
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 20:59:48 GMT
Or you think you're about shag a fit bird only to get back her flat and find out she has a big hairy cock I would change pubs mate. 😆 haha, got me with that! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 21:00:06 GMT
When you kick off your work shoes on a Friday, collapse on the settee but that outside smell is still with you; you realise you’ve trod dog shit in the carpet. Carpet in the living room? Is it 1986 again? |
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 21:02:31 GMT
This is Stoke-On-Trent Vincent. Do you live in Alderley Edge and get your pre-cut stuff from Waitrose? Not quite. I live in Newcastle and get it in a packet of 5 slices from Sainsbury's You'll all be telling me you all still eat tinned Spam as well next When you’re fishing and you’ve forgotten your snapping, the luncheon meat looks inviting but you still have bream slime on your fingers. |
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Post by slicko on Jan 12, 2019 21:04:16 GMT
When you kick off your work shoes on a Friday, collapse on the settee but that outside smell is still with you; you realise you’ve trod dog shit in the carpet. Carpet in the living room? Is it 1986 again? When you lay engineered wood in your living room trying to be all bohemian but you’re shivering your tits off all winter and dropping the remote makes your ears bleed. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 21:04:31 GMT
Not quite. I live in Newcastle and get it in a packet of 5 slices from Sainsbury's You'll all be telling me you all still eat tinned Spam as well next When you’re fishing and you’ve forgotten your snapping, the luncheon meat looks inviting but you still have bream slime on your fingers. I'd rather munch on the maggots than eat that post war shite |
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Post by basingstokie on Jan 12, 2019 21:06:46 GMT
When Messi wants to join Stoke and play for free. Barcelona will let him join you for £1, but you've only got 99p
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