laurie
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Post by laurie on Jan 9, 2019 21:36:36 GMT
Any chance we can sneak any of the bananarama- Nathan Jones into a stoke chant?
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Post by Absolution on Jan 9, 2019 21:38:37 GMT
I'm fairly sure the opposition supporters will.
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Post by Gods on Jan 9, 2019 23:02:05 GMT
How about the old Billy Paul classic that makes you want to have an affair?
"Me and Nathan Jones"
Me and Nathan Jones
We got a thing goin'on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
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Post by The man from Utch on Jan 9, 2019 23:43:09 GMT
Show us the way Nathan Jones
Been bored off our tits with the hoofball
We've had a little fling with the Premiership
And the Championship is shit.
Show me the way to go home
I'll get my coat turn off the lights and close the door behind me
This one is even worse.... My old man
There came a man from the Rhondda
To the famous Stoke City
He prays to God in heavem
To take us up the League
He said he hates the hoofball
With the ball up in the air
We ain't a rugby team from Dyfed
We're a team of style and flair
Jonesy is Stokie
He's no ordinary Taff
Premiership here we come
Playing it on the grass
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Post by thanksjon on Jan 10, 2019 0:10:32 GMT
I suppose to make the song it could be.
Nathan Jones could you sign Shane Long
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Post by ashleyscfc on Jan 10, 2019 0:12:02 GMT
Nathan Jones, Jones.
We’ve got Nathan, Jones.
Nathan Jones, Nathan Jones
Goarn Now
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Jan 10, 2019 0:12:50 GMT
Nathan Jones he’s got a massive shlong...
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 10, 2019 1:56:17 GMT
Nathan Jones we want Bojan on ....to the banarama tune ...obviously if Bojan is on then that renders the song useless ..
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jan 10, 2019 8:20:30 GMT
Woah, Stoke have passed and Stoke have scored
You'll never believe it.
Nathan Jones....makes us sing this song
Nathan Jones....makes us sing this song
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Post by steino1966 on Jan 10, 2019 11:45:50 GMT
Woah, Stoke have passed and Stoke have scored You'll never believe it. Nathan Jones....makes us sing this song Nathan Jones....makes us sing this song It is a tricky one this song. Stoke have passed, Stoke have scored, You get promotion, you'll be adored Or - get us playing fast, you'll be adored. Nathan Jones, we'll sing you this song/make us sing this song/at Luton too long 🤔 |
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Post by chigstoke on Jan 10, 2019 11:53:25 GMT
Saw this one on Twitter today.
If this is what we come up with, we should never make a song for anyone ever again
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Post by samba :) on Jan 10, 2019 12:15:19 GMT
Take us home nathan jones
To the place we belong...
Something cringey about the premier league and how bad rowett was
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Post by slicko on Jan 10, 2019 12:44:04 GMT
Seahorses
We sacked-off a fat fink head-case
Who could barely call Stoke home
Sorry little chap, just one up top
left Benik all alone
You should try a little more, now shut the door
It's time to go...
Now we know where we're going, City
We can lay back and enjoy the ride
Proud of the Potters and pride of our City
Jonesy’s the law, so take us back up high
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Jan 10, 2019 13:14:20 GMT
It's a Supremes song originally. Maybe someone can hone this:
You packed your bags and left Luton
And you held our scarf above the Boothen
You said you came to help us win
And all you needed was for us to sing and sing
If our club could die of tears
Nathan Jones, we wouldn't be here
The key that you're holding will help us score
And there's room in our hearts for you ever more
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Post by Glory Hunter on Jan 10, 2019 15:22:38 GMT
Nathan is a Stokie
He came from Luton Town
We kicked out Fary Rowett
When we were going down
He plays attacking football
So when the City score
The bear pit will be rocking
And you’ll hear the Boothen roar
Simples 😉
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Post by jarvinski on Jan 10, 2019 15:36:48 GMT
Jesus wept
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 10, 2019 15:39:29 GMT
Is it only me as a grown man in his 50's who absolutely cringes when I read these song threads ?
Every single one wants shit binning .
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Post by Glory Hunter on Jan 10, 2019 15:41:22 GMT
Is it only me as a grown man in his 50's who absolutely cringes when I read these song threads ? Every single one wants shit binning . You could always come up with a better one.... |
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 10, 2019 15:43:32 GMT
I'll leave it pal, stopped that sort of thing once I moved from Look in to Smash hits .
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Post by waffles on Jan 10, 2019 15:44:27 GMT
Oh dear,please god no.
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Post by foxysgloves on Jan 10, 2019 15:45:30 GMT
Is it only me as a grown man in his 50's who absolutely cringes when I read these song threads ? Every single one wants shit binning . Sing when you’re binning, You only sing when you’re binning PS I agree. |
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Post by jarhead on Jan 10, 2019 15:55:53 GMT
Ya right he was a Fary !
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Post by Bang Bang Cauliflower on Jan 10, 2019 16:36:58 GMT
Nah - this one:
Nathan Joooones
Through a chasm in the sky
bleeding horror
Now we shall Nathan Jones.
To the tune of Slayer, Raining Blood from the album Reign in Blood.
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skylark
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Post by skylark on Jan 10, 2019 18:55:09 GMT
NATHAN JONES
WELCOME TO STOKE DOGS HOME
NATHAN JONES
WELCOME TO STOKE DOGS HOME
REPEAT🤣
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skylark
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Post by skylark on Jan 10, 2019 18:59:34 GMT
NATHAN JONES
WELCOME TO STOKE DOGS HOME
NATHAN JONES
WELCOME TO STOKE DOGS HOME
repeat😂
Instead of youve been gone too long, dunna fit, unlike bananarama🤪
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Jan 10, 2019 19:05:43 GMT
Is it only me as a grown man in his 50's who absolutely cringes when I read these song threads ? Every single one wants shit binning . Nope mate I'm 29 and I crawl up my own arse when I read one. |
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skylark
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Post by skylark on Jan 10, 2019 19:08:18 GMT
NATHAN JONES
THANK FUCK ROWETT HAS GONE
👍
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Post by StokeAz on Jan 10, 2019 19:10:12 GMT
Nathan is a Stokie He came from Luton Town We kicked out Fary Rowett When we were going down He plays attacking football So when the City score The bear pit will be rocking And you’ll hear the Boothen roar Simples 😉 And ur thread deserves this song, to the same tune as one of the more frequently sung songs at the ground these days, 'shit ref' : Shit thread! We've got another shit thread We've got another shit thread We've got another shit thread...  |
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Post by kevkj on Jan 10, 2019 19:52:29 GMT
You packed your bags as I recall
And you walked slowly down to Luton Hall
You said you had to get away to ease your mind
And all you needed was a little of time
Oh winter's passed spring and fall
They never loved ,they never loved you at all.
Nathan Jones you've been gone too long
Gone too long
How apt.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2019 20:01:11 GMT
I put it on you tube and ended up having a nostalgic wank.
With the sound off though because the shit music was putting me off.
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