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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 5, 2019 20:11:43 GMT
Hands up if you bought any Milk Tray on the assumption that it was going to make a difference. Tried to woo a bird in my black suit. Scaled unity house, fell 30 foot, the chocolates fell all over the place and a dog started licking a strawberry cream which had fallen down my arse cheeks. Didn't quite go to plan so I went to The Arzoo for a curry instead after dusting myself down
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2019 20:26:11 GMT
The answer to the OP's question is yes. Otherwise they wouldn't exist.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 5, 2019 20:26:56 GMT
Hands up if you bought any Milk Tray on the assumption that it was going to make a difference. Ditch the Milk Tray. TRY GIN.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 6, 2019 7:29:55 GMT
Hands up if you bought any Milk Tray on the assumption that it was going to make a difference. Ditch the Milk Tray. TRY GIN. Next time I see an advert for Gin I'll feel compelled to buy some. (any favourite).
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 6, 2019 8:54:59 GMT
The advert for the Oak Furniture Land boils my piss. Most of the furniture isn’t oak but cheap hardwood and very inferior quality.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2019 9:37:39 GMT
The advert for the Oak Furniture Land boils my piss. Most of the furniture isn’t oak but cheap hardwood and very inferior quality. How are you doing today ? Have they got you up and about yet ? Any news on when they're sending you home ?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 6, 2019 9:39:35 GMT
The advert for the Oak Furniture Land boils my piss. Most of the furniture isn’t oak but cheap hardwood and very inferior quality. I've seen those ads and still haven't parted with hard earned cash. If the stuff isn't actually oak Trading standards could have a field day.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2019 9:40:38 GMT
I haven't seen a tv advert in years, I record 99% of the tv I watch and fast forward thru the ad breaks
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 6, 2019 11:08:17 GMT
The advert for the Oak Furniture Land boils my piss. Most of the furniture isn’t oak but cheap hardwood and very inferior quality. How are you doing today ? Have they got you up and about yet ? Any news on when they're sending you home ? Yes off frame onto crutches this morning. Still a bit stiff but gets better every walk And stretching exercise I do. Moving onto stairs procedure tomorrow and, if all goes well, should be home tomorrow afternoon or Tuesday morning.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 6, 2019 11:31:34 GMT
It’s gone too far now, way too far.
Soon we’ll have an advert that’s plugging a new flavour of crisps, but before we get there we’ll have to suffer the journey of an orphaned, confused transsexual child who is “mid-transition”, and they’ll be portrayed walking along a canal path with nothing but a carrier bag and a stuffed, genderless penguin.
It will then go into graphic detail about how the transitioning child feels all alone, and has been completely abandoned in the world, and the screen will begin to fade to black as if to symbolise that they have given up hope, before all of a sudden being taken in by a mixed-race gay couple who live a vegan lifestyle in a very nondescript street, and are bordered on both sides of their gender-fluidly decorated terraced house by a family of Brexit obsessed gimps and a pair of disabled, lactose intolerant lesbians who don’t shave their armpits.
The child will be then made to feel at home in this new world, and will be reading a book titled “How to take innocent comments the wrong way and cause a scene”, before they all have a big cunting party in the middle of the road with their Quorn bread that’s made out of sawdust.
Walkers - New Carrot and Hormone flavour, in stores now.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 6, 2019 11:41:03 GMT
How are you doing today ? Have they got you up and about yet ? Any news on when they're sending you home ? Yes off frame onto crutches this morning. Still a bit stiff but gets better every walk And stretching exercise I do. Moving onto stairs procedure tomorrow and, if all goes well, should be home tomorrow afternoon or Tuesday morning. Sounds like exactly the same sort-of schedule Chuff had at the Newcastle-u-Lyme Nuffield, Lawrie. He was back home like a dose of salts! So glad all's going well.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2019 13:00:50 GMT
How are you doing today ? Have they got you up and about yet ? Any news on when they're sending you home ? Yes off frame onto crutches this morning. Still a bit stiff but gets better every walk And stretching exercise I do. Moving onto stairs procedure tomorrow and, if all goes well, should be home tomorrow afternoon or Tuesday morning. That's good news Lawrie - really pleased you're recovering so well ! Keep up the good work mate !
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