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Post by Linx on Dec 6, 2018 19:37:58 GMT
As Christmas approaches, and everyone else insists that I must have a glass, I have to confess I really don’t enjoy:
Sparkling wine, whether it’s Prosecco, Cava, Clairette de Die, Asti Spumante or even Champagne. Just hate it.
Took me forty years of adult life and the social gatherings that goes with it to get that off my chest.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 19:43:55 GMT
I've never been keen on mince pies right from when I was a lad.
Also after an illness about thirty years ago I haven't been able to tolerate chocolate at all - I was okay before the illness but for some reason afterwards I couldn't stand the taste or smell of chocolate, even to this day.
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Dec 6, 2018 20:09:40 GMT
Parades. Shoot me. Then shoot me again.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 6, 2018 20:10:37 GMT
Healthy food.  |
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Post by Cast no shadow on Dec 6, 2018 20:19:59 GMT
People
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 6, 2018 20:31:10 GMT
Liver and onions. You're welcome to the stuff. 🤮
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Post by lordb on Dec 6, 2018 21:01:05 GMT
American Football.
I've tried to watch it.
Not for me.
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Post by bobby1eye on Dec 6, 2018 21:08:31 GMT
American Football. I've tried to watch it. Not for me. That shit is not sport.every time someone gets the ball the ref blows his whistle. It's like an old Lada,once it gets going it stops 2 minutes later. No point in it at all. |
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Post by Mendicant on Dec 6, 2018 21:39:14 GMT
Family time. They can fuck off. My phone doesn't complain about which parking space I've chosen.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Dec 6, 2018 21:46:36 GMT
Christmas, full stop. Fucking Slade, fucking Wizzard. Tinsel. Buying ten quids worth of cards in Card Warehouse trying to find the least sickly card.
Mulled fucking wine.
Christmas.
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Post by Linx on Dec 6, 2018 21:53:26 GMT
Christmas, full stop. Fucking Slade, fucking Wizzard. Tinsel. Buying ten quids worth of cards in Card Warehouse trying to find the least sickly card. Mulled fucking wine. Christmas. Shit! Mulled wine, I’d forgotten how foul it is. Beecham’s Powders mixed with hot grape juice. |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Dec 6, 2018 22:42:29 GMT
Liver and onions. You're welcome to the stuff. 🤮 Smells good though. |
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Post by bobby1eye on Dec 6, 2018 23:00:40 GMT
Christmas, full stop. Fucking Slade, fucking Wizzard. Tinsel. Buying ten quids worth of cards in Card Warehouse trying to find the least sickly card. Mulled fucking wine. Christmas. I hate Christmas.buying shit for people they don't want and people buying shit that you don't want. Never mind paying stupid money for an oversized fucking chicken. An absolute pain up the arse. Fuck it off. And fuck your Linx gift set off aswell,still got last year's thanks. Cheap poxy crap. |
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Post by thequietman on Dec 6, 2018 23:03:23 GMT
Roast beef. My mum was wonderful in every way except for her cooking. 18 years of being forced to eat her Sunday roast beef dinners killed it for me. When I didn't eat it, which was almost always, I got the same plate for my tea. And then breakfast on a Monday.
Even the smell of a roast beef joint now makes me want to hurl.
Chocolate too. Grew up right next to a Cadbury's factory and you knew they'd been making hot chocolate because there would be brown clouds of dust in the skies. Mum would bring home bags of crushed chocolate as a "treat". Bleugh.
Fishing in the cut next to the factory was ace though with the milk and cocoa powder that found its way into the water. To a ten year old, the 15lb carp that lived in that stretch were monsters.
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Post by Linx on Dec 6, 2018 23:05:45 GMT
Christmas, full stop. Fucking Slade, fucking Wizzard. Tinsel. Buying ten quids worth of cards in Card Warehouse trying to find the least sickly card. Mulled fucking wine. Christmas. I hate Christmas.buying shit for people they don't want and people buying shit that you don't want. Never mind paying stupid money for an oversized fucking chicken. An absolute pain up the arse. Fuck it off. And fuck your Linx gift set off aswell,still got last year's thanks. Cheap poxy crap. Er....that’s Lynx. Nothing to do with me🤨 |
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Post by musik on Dec 6, 2018 23:18:59 GMT
Things I don't like in general?
I don't like dancing. Most people do.
I don't like History or Documentaries. Most people do.
I don't like water melons. Most people do.
I don't like alcohol of any kind. Most people do.
I don't like stand up "comedy" acts. Most people do.
I don't like rap music. Most people do.
I could go on with this list forever but I don't like it. Most people do.
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Post by bobby1eye on Dec 6, 2018 23:21:25 GMT
I hate Christmas.buying shit for people they don't want and people buying shit that you don't want. Never mind paying stupid money for an oversized fucking chicken. An absolute pain up the arse. Fuck it off. And fuck your Linx gift set off aswell,still got last year's thanks. Cheap poxy crap. Er....that’s Lynx. Nothing to do with me🤨 Sorry,predictive text. A great poster on here Linx is. He is neither poxy or crap.😉😉😉 |
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Post by bobby1eye on Dec 6, 2018 23:22:35 GMT
Things I don't like in general? I don't like dancing. Most people do. I don't like History or Documentaries. Most people do. I don't like water melons. Most people do. I don't like alcohol of any kind. Most people do. I don't like stand up "comedy" acts. Most people do. I don't like rap music. Most people do. I could go on with this list forever but I don't like it. Most people do. What do you like musik. You sound like my fucking mother in law. 😘😘😘😘😘 |
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Post by marwood on Dec 6, 2018 23:46:59 GMT
Cars. Fucking bastard things. Just drink bastard petrol, cost a fortune, tax, insurance, tyres, air fresheners. cars have always got their hands in your pockets. sitting in them all the time. traffic jams. Rain. Oh just fuck off
Houses. One bastard thing after another. if someone isnt breaking in, the roof needs fixing, dont start me on the bastard Corona pop man who hasnt been since 1992 or the fucking alcoholic window cleaner with eyes like saucers at the fiancees red bra on the radiator
Darling Darling, its 1st December, oh darling, time to get the Christmas decorations down.
Fucking hell, thats a saturday i wont get back in a hurry -loft ladder down, loft hatch up, sixteen fucking boxes of tacky shit in boxes in the fucking attick ("box seven of 16", another fucking label says "Box 8 of 12 Plus 2 bags and three christmas trees"). dead fucking spiders and mice everywhere then you find out the velux is leaking. Oh fuck off, ive only just put 18 boxes of halloween shit up there. Fuck right off Houses!
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Dec 7, 2018 0:39:31 GMT
It seems we've all been drawn to the same professional football club for some reason or other...
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 7, 2018 6:16:11 GMT
Cars. Fucking bastard things. Just drink bastard petrol, cost a fortune, tax, insurance, tyres, air fresheners. cars have always got their hands in your pockets. sitting in them all the time. traffic jams. Rain. Oh just fuck off Houses. One bastard thing after another. if someone isnt breaking in, the roof needs fixing, dont start me on the bastard Corona pop man who hasnt been since 1992 or the fucking alcoholic window cleaner with eyes like saucers at the fiancees red bra on the radiator Darling Darling, its 1st December, oh darling, time to get the Christmas decorations down. Fucking hell, thats a saturday i wont get back in a hurry -loft ladder down, loft hatch up, sixteen fucking boxes of tacky shit in boxes in the fucking attick ("box seven of 16", another fucking label says "Box 8 of 12 Plus 2 bags and three christmas trees"). dead fucking spiders and mice everywhere then you find out the velux is leaking. Oh fuck off, ive only just put 18 boxes of halloween shit up there. Fuck right off Houses! Red you say  |
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Post by Moosehead on Dec 7, 2018 6:36:37 GMT
The Coca Cola Christmas truck, people get so excited to see some HGV. It was round our way yesterday, a grown woman was on her phone when she stopped her conversation and said 'wow, I think I've just seen...' and then started running off down to the road to look at a red lorry with lights on.
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Post by bathstoke on Dec 7, 2018 7:07:54 GMT
Musicals, I find them deeply sinister
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 7, 2018 7:31:48 GMT
Musicals, I find them deeply sinister Not sure about the sinister but I just don't like them period. Paint Your Wagon is bearable only because of 'Wandrin' Star'. |
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Post by danceswithclams on Dec 7, 2018 12:31:55 GMT
Avocados.
Everyone wanks on about them these days but they taste like soap and have the same colour and texture as that green foam your mum used to anchor artificial flowers in the 80s (maybe I shouldn't have eaten so much of that green foam my mum used to anchor artificial flowers in the 80s, but that's beside the point).
I feel the same way about kale - it's just cabbage for wankers.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 7, 2018 13:15:00 GMT
Valenfuckingtines day. Hate the pressure and expectation that I have to get ripped off buying flowers and a card to tell my loved one that I love her.
Bonfire night month. Don’t mind the theme behind the tradition but just make silent fireworks that won’t scare the shit out of our animals.
Rap music. Music for "musicians" that can neither play an instrument nor sing. So let’s just recite a poem about gangsters, drugs, guns, knives, fast cars ,killing judges and police whilst jumping up and down and flicking your wrists. Awful stuff.
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Post by musik on Dec 7, 2018 13:15:03 GMT
A friend of mine always talked about avocados - it was his #1 fruit, he said. One day we were invited for dinner, and he presented the avocados to us at the table. He had filled it with shrimps, cream and stuff. "Oh, I love it", he said, finished it and took another one straight away. "But ... aren't you going to finish the first one first?" I asked. He looked at me looking like a question mark all over him. "Ahh, you mean the light green stuff inside? Is that eatable?" |
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Post by musik on Dec 7, 2018 13:18:38 GMT
Things I don't like in general? I don't like dancing. Most people do. I don't like History or Documentaries. Most people do. I don't like water melons. Most people do. I don't like alcohol of any kind. Most people do. I don't like stand up "comedy" acts. Most people do. I don't like rap music. Most people do. I could go on with this list forever but I don't like it. Most people do. What do you like musik. You sound like my fucking mother in law. 😘😘😘😘😘 I like your mother-in-law. |
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Post by neworleanstokie on Dec 7, 2018 14:17:23 GMT
Parades. Shoot me. Then shoot me again. Obviously you've never been to New Orleans  |
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Post by neworleanstokie on Dec 7, 2018 14:19:15 GMT
Game of bloody Thrones
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