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knowingeye Stoke City Legend Avatar. What's that then...? Posts: 2,692	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 8:52:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by knowingeye on May 29, 2008 8:52:20 GMT
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RAF All Time Stoke City XI Do Yourself a Favour! Posts: 25,247	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 8:53:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RAF on May 29, 2008 8:53:48 GMT 'BRATT CAPTURES SIGNING OF PELE' H
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glouscesterstokie Guest	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 9:04:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by glouscesterstokie on May 29, 2008 9:04:25 GMT the guy looking down " heeey is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"=)
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Championship Potter Stoke City Legend Posts: 1,691	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 11:28:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Championship Potter on May 29, 2008 11:28:55 GMT Mugabe: "I buy team from mighty Stoke for £10? Deal!"
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sovietonion
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Zaploi!

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Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 11:38:35 GMT

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Post by sovietonion on May 29, 2008 11:38:35 GMT

Mugabe:
"Thank you for selling to me Mr Bratt. Now, you white devils have five minutes to get out of your ground so we can badly farm it or we'll machete your legs and put a burning tyre on you"

Bratt:
"Bloody hell, you're treating us a lot better than the council!" ;D

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y_oh_y_delilah All Time Stoke City XI Yer can all feck off down the Vale Posts: 11,339	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 11:39:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by y_oh_y_delilah on May 29, 2008 11:39:09 GMT Is the guy looking down saying "Hey Jack, now count your fingers"
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sovietonion Stoke City Legend Zaploi! Posts: 1,641	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 11:40:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sovietonion on May 29, 2008 11:40:02 GMT Please meet General Mbono. (in uniform) He's my pet Zombie!
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followyoudown
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Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 11:57:22 GMT

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Post by followyoudown on May 29, 2008 11:57:22 GMT

Jack Straw seals the twinning deal between Zimbabwe and Port Vale the first such deal between a country and a football team, one is a slightly backward place, poverty stricken where the local inhabitants barely speak english the other is Zimbabwe

;D

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NassauDave All Time Stoke City XI Straight Outta Shelton....... Posts: 5,774	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 12:03:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NassauDave on May 29, 2008 12:03:49 GMT The news of the alleged Vale 5000 was greeted with a game of British Bulldog. Idi Amin remained quietly in the background.
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NassauDave All Time Stoke City XI Straight Outta Shelton....... Posts: 5,774	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 12:05:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NassauDave on May 29, 2008 12:05:18 GMT Bloke on the far right - "who farted"?
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sirpineapple89 Guest	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 12:05:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by sirpineapple89 on May 29, 2008 12:05:19 GMT Mugabe wins 'Spot the White Man' contest for third consecutive year.
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followyoudown All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 13,478	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 12:10:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by followyoudown on May 29, 2008 12:10:59 GMT Bill Bratt seals the deal with the first host country for his brainchild - League two game 47
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guernseydave Guest	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 12:17:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by guernseydave on May 29, 2008 12:17:11 GMT "Sorry massa. I can't get up as I'm having a shit" GD
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Bobthehandsome Youth Player Posts: 285	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 14:30:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bobthehandsome on May 29, 2008 14:30:10 GMT Is Jack Straw saying "you always looked taller than that on the tele".
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Bobthehandsome Youth Player Posts: 285	Caption:- Mugabe confirms Vale 5000 May 29, 2008 14:32:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bobthehandsome on May 29, 2008 14:32:22 GMT or "Hello doctor I've come to see you about this boil on the back of my head that looks like Emile Heskey".
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