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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 10, 2018 8:55:49 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa.
So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail...
For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet.
I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice.
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Post by flea79 on Sept 10, 2018 9:55:37 GMT
just have him snipped its better for them long term and will calm him down as time goes by
failing that just enjoy it
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2018 9:56:02 GMT
Is his name Julian by any chance?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 10, 2018 10:28:15 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa. So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail... For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet. I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice. I'd get the little fucker seen to if I was you RBO. The last thing you want is Fido 'getting the Lipsick out' when your mother in law is round. Our dog used to dry hump everything, which only became a problem when he started humping the children's soft toys. Our daughter had one called Mumfy, which we re-named Humpty, as the mutt tried to fuck the arse off it at every opportunity. Mumfy went into the bin along with Ludo's knackers. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2018 10:29:24 GMT
Male dogs engage in "gay" sex to compete for the attention of females. It's a bit like a dick waving competition. So he may see your Mrs. as the prize and you as the opposition. Panda bear females will not mate untill at least two males have fought over them. How's that for politically non correct, but is still the norm with human women I have found. Give him a ball to play with and lots of chewy things. BTW the ONLY ball I have found that my Cairn has not destroyed in 5 minutes is one of the orange ones that light up when they bounce. About £5 from pets at home. PS: You might want to consider getting him a partner before he steals yours^ Attachment Deleted |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 10, 2018 10:39:31 GMT
Get him an Arsenel top.
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 10, 2018 11:45:44 GMT
Sounds like this episode of phoneshop
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Post by followyoudown on Sept 10, 2018 12:09:19 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa. So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail... For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet. I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice. I'm sure you can remember when Mrs RBO used to be similarly pleased to see you like her I am sure your dog will grow out of it  We had our male Labrador done at a year old and our female westie done at about 9 months both for longer term health reasons as we did not plan on breeding them it reduces their risk of certain diseases. Labrador is 6 years old now and I swear he still looks at where his balls were and gets pi$$ed about it. |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Sept 10, 2018 12:17:34 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa. So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail... For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet. I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice. I'd get the little fucker seen to if I was you RBO. The last thing you want is Fido 'getting the Lipsick out' when your mother in law is round. Our dog used to dry hump everything, which only became a problem when he started humping the children's soft toys. Our daughter had one called Mumfy, which we re-named Humpty, as the mutt tried to fuck the arse off it at every opportunity. Mumfy went into the bin along with Ludo's knackers. I always wondered what happened to Mumf!  |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 10, 2018 12:19:08 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa. So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail... For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet. I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice. I'm sure you can remember when Mrs RBO used to be similarly pleased to see you like her I am sure your dog will grow out of it We had our male Labrador done at a year old and our female westie done at about 9 months both for longer term health reasons as we did not plan on breeding them it reduces their risk of certain diseases. Labrador is 6 years old now and I swear he still looks at where his balls were and gets pi$$ed about it. I'm glad you did not decide to breed them, although I now have an image in my head as to how you would assisted them... |
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Post by followyoudown on Sept 10, 2018 12:31:12 GMT
I'm sure you can remember when Mrs RBO used to be similarly pleased to see you like her I am sure your dog will grow out of it We had our male Labrador done at a year old and our female westie done at about 9 months both for longer term health reasons as we did not plan on breeding them it reduces their risk of certain diseases. Labrador is 6 years old now and I swear he still looks at where his balls were and gets pi$$ed about it. I'm glad you did not decide to breed them, although I now have an image in my head as to how you would assisted them... Lol I should have said breeding them independently, would have made quite a bit of money from the ginger foxred labrador he is a pedigree but if he even entertains going near the westie in that way she bites him where you don't want to get bitten lol |
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Post by shangamuzo on Sept 10, 2018 14:38:52 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa. So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail... For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet. I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice. In my experience all dogs bisexual. |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 10, 2018 14:46:39 GMT
I'd get the little fucker seen to if I was you RBO. The last thing you want is Fido 'getting the Lipsick out' when your mother in law is round. Our dog used to dry hump everything, which only became a problem when he started humping the children's soft toys. Our daughter had one called Mumfy, which we re-named Humpty, as the mutt tried to fuck the arse off it at every opportunity. Mumfy went into the bin along with Ludo's knackers. I always wondered what happened to Mumf! He was a dog lover wasn't he? Hopefully he didn't suffer the same fate as our mutt.  |
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Post by happychappy on Sept 10, 2018 15:32:31 GMT
just have him snipped its better for them long term and will calm him down as time goes by failing that just enjoy it I'm the opposite on this out of date thibking. Don't go down the route of castration unless needed. Castration increases cancer risks and all sorts of other ailments. So much so Tesco insurance goes up in castrated dogs. Try correct his behaviour with training don't go surgical |
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Post by flea79 on Sept 10, 2018 15:35:07 GMT
just have him snipped its better for them long term and will calm him down as time goes by failing that just enjoy it I'm the opposite on this out of date thibking. Don't go down the route of castration unless needed. Castration increases cancer risks and all sorts of other ailments. So much so Tesco insurance goes up in castrated dogs. Try correct his behaviour with training don't go surgical our mutt was a rescue dog from croatia with a dick as long as his body, he would have had it up anything that moved including the cat, and it was a requirement of the rescue process i do agree with training though, would never use force, somebody i know had an electronic shock collar on his dog and i was appalled by it |
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 10, 2018 17:54:17 GMT
Does he lick his own balls ? If so it's looking likely
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Post by lordb on Sept 10, 2018 17:56:55 GMT
Mate of mine had a gay dog
It used to shag,well rape,the dog next door on a regular basis.
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Post by Waggy on Sept 10, 2018 18:23:19 GMT
I've always said if you can feel it it probably is.
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Post by elystokie on Sept 10, 2018 19:13:41 GMT
I'm getting a little concerned about my dog, he's 16 months old and in most ways his behaviour is what you might expect for a Cairn; boisterous, inquisitive, tough as old boots etc. I work from home and he spends a lot of time with me, so it's not that surprising that he can get a bit jealous of Mrs RBO especially when she requests a cuddle on the sofa. So far so normal, however if I've been out of the house for more than 15 minutes, my dog gets so happy to see me his excitement is often expressed with more than a desire to lick me and a vigorous wag of his tail... For the record, he's not "done" and nor do I want to put him through that visit to the vet. I look forward to hearing your sage words of Oatcake advice. In my experience all dogs bisexual. It may have been wise to word that slightly differently... |
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Post by felonious on Sept 10, 2018 19:20:56 GMT
In my experience all dogs bisexual. It may have been wise to word that slightly differently... Sometimes it's not good to share |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2018 23:06:47 GMT
Does he lick his own balls ? If so it's looking likely No but the dog does^ |
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Post by redstriper on Sept 11, 2018 12:23:10 GMT
Our 11 month old cavapoo bitch likes to mount our 16 month old cockapoo bitch occasionally. The cockapoo seems largely unconcerned so I am as well. I always planned to cohabit with a blonde and brunette who liked each other as well as liking me - although this wasn't quite what I had in mind.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2018 18:13:17 GMT
Couple of questions...
1) Do you lick his face too?
2) Do you need to put peanut butter on your balls for him to lick them?
For my own masturbation purposes, please respond quickly, in as much detail as you can.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 11, 2018 19:59:16 GMT
We have a friend who breeds dogs-the last time we were there her Jack Russell was shagging the cat.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 11, 2018 22:19:25 GMT
We have a friend who breeds dogs-the last time we were there her Jack Russell was shagging the cat. Did he do that Tabby doggie style Coops?  |
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 12, 2018 1:24:18 GMT
We have a friend who breeds dogs-the last time we were there her Jack Russell was shagging the cat. Did he do that Tabby doggie style Coops? He did Billy! |
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 12, 2018 9:11:14 GMT
Did he do that Tabby doggie style Coops? He did Billy! And how was it for Billy? |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 12, 2018 11:24:53 GMT
And how was it for Billy? let's put it this way RBO. I won't be going round there again. |
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 12, 2018 11:54:33 GMT
And how was it for Billy? let's put it this way RBO. I won't be going round there again. You appeared to be quite enjoying it at the time..😂 |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Sept 12, 2018 13:05:55 GMT
let's put it this way RBO. I won't be going round there again. You appeared to be quite enjoying it at the time..😂 Looks can be deceptive Craig. I sometimes appear to be smiling at Stoke games, but that's just to hide the anguish.  |
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