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Post by fulagoals on Jul 31, 2018 12:32:10 GMT
Is there a clip anywhere of Dioufs miss vs St Pauli??
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Post by elgreco on Jul 31, 2018 12:34:44 GMT
I don’t know, but the St Pauli fans around me in the ground all burst out laughing with a few of them saying it was the worst miss they had ever seen in the stadium. I just shrugged and told them how we are used to it with this joke of a player!
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Post by Veritas on Jul 31, 2018 12:38:14 GMT
I don't think it was quite up there with the worsts ever, Ronnie Rosenthal, Roger Davies or even Chris Iwelumo for Scotland but while Mama may not have any in the top 10 he has got around 30 in the top 100!!
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Post by foster on Jul 31, 2018 12:43:53 GMT
I don’t know, but the St Pauli fans around me in the ground all burst out laughing with a few of them saying it was the worst miss they had ever seen in the stadium. I just shrugged and told them how we are used to it with this joke of a player! You could literally just save his misses and make millions off them by sending them into 'you've been framed' at 250 quid a pop. Unless he's banging them in the top corner regularly in training I don't understand how he gets a look in.
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Post by callas12 on Jul 31, 2018 12:45:48 GMT
He kind of kicked it into the ground to make it bounce up instead of just tucking it away over the line.. Was sommat you'd see a striker doing after being flagged offside 5 secs beforehand as a protest kick, not an actual shot on target!
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Post by Veritas on Jul 31, 2018 12:46:27 GMT
I don’t know, but the St Pauli fans around me in the ground all burst out laughing with a few of them saying it was the worst miss they had ever seen in the stadium. I just shrugged and told them how we are used to it with this joke of a player! You could literally just save his misses and make millions off them by sending them into 'you've been framed' at 250 quid a pop. Unless he's banging them in the top corner regularly in training I don't understand how he gets a look in. Presumably the others are even worse
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 31, 2018 12:46:52 GMT
He’s so frustrating though.
None of our other strikers get into those positions and the one that does, does that.
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Post by elgreco on Jul 31, 2018 12:52:45 GMT
I don't think it was quite up there with the worsts ever, Ronnie Rosenthal, Roger Davies or even Chris Iwelumo for Scotland but while Mama may not have any in the top 10 he has got around 30 in the top 100!! They meant the worst miss that they’d ever seen in the Millerntor (St Paulis ground) mate.
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Post by Veritas on Jul 31, 2018 12:55:14 GMT
I don't think it was quite up there with the worsts ever, Ronnie Rosenthal, Roger Davies or even Chris Iwelumo for Scotland but while Mama may not have any in the top 10 he has got around 30 in the top 100!! They meant the worst miss that they’d ever seen in the Millerntor (St Paulis ground) mate. I realise that but I was taking the liberty to develop the conversation
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Post by emmbrook1956 on Jul 31, 2018 12:57:09 GMT
No worries, he works ard! 😉
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Post by thegift on Jul 31, 2018 13:01:15 GMT
Wouldn't mind seeing that again lol
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Post by Gods on Jul 31, 2018 13:02:29 GMT
I think it bobbled, just one of those ones you can't do much about !
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Post by thegift on Jul 31, 2018 13:05:00 GMT
I think it bobbled, just one of those ones you can't do much about ! Did all of his shots bobble last season then?
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Post by Veritas on Jul 31, 2018 13:11:37 GMT
I think it bobbled, just one of those ones you can't do much about ! Did all of his shots bobble last season then? To have one shot bobble may be regarded as misfortune......
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Post by countofmontecristo on Jul 31, 2018 13:16:32 GMT
Don't think it bobbled. It was a side foot volley that came to him at the far post quite high and he tried to cushion it into the empty net. He over compensated by lifting his foot a fraction higher than required and the ball hit the bottom edge of his boot, thumped into the ground and bounced over the bar. Couldn't do it again if he fookin tried!
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 31, 2018 14:39:07 GMT
I don't really care for him missing in pre-season. Worry more when he doesn't get the chances.
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Post by thegift on Jul 31, 2018 15:03:34 GMT
I don't really care for him missing in pre-season. Worry more when he doesn't get the chances. He's got as much chance scoring when he has the chances, as when he doesn't get the chance
Absolutely 0
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Post by raythesailor on Jul 31, 2018 15:05:58 GMT
It was just really bad and defied all rules of Physics, Aerodynamics and any other science you can think of.
In other words it was impossible to miss. But he did.
To put it over the bar was far more difficult than in the net.
In all honesty I feel a little sorry for him because he does try, and gets into the Wright positions.
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Post by mrteddysalad on Jul 31, 2018 15:18:55 GMT
I forget who it was against but we had a 3 on 1 late last season that he botched so bad I couldn’t believe it
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Post by pottersrule on Jul 31, 2018 15:29:53 GMT
It was just really bad and defied all rules of Physics, Aerodynamics and any other science you can think of. In other words it was impossible to miss. But he did. To put it over the bar was far more difficult than in the net. In all honesty I feel a little sorry for him because he does try, and gets into the Wright positions. Fuck me it's contagious you missed the r key and hit the w instead
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Post by Edward Tattsyrup on Jul 31, 2018 15:34:51 GMT
I don't really care for him missing in pre-season. Worry more when he doesn't get the chances. he missed enough open goals in the last 10 games of last season to keep us in the premier league. Hard to dislike the guy but his conversion rate is shocking!
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Post by Sfance on Jul 31, 2018 15:36:26 GMT
The only thing you could do was laugh!
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Post by raythesailor on Jul 31, 2018 15:39:16 GMT
It was just really bad and defied all rules of Physics, Aerodynamics and any other science you can think of. In other words it was impossible to miss. But he did. To put it over the bar was far more difficult than in the net. In all honesty I feel a little sorry for him because he does try, and gets into the Wright positions. Fuck me it's contagious you missed the r key and hit the w instead As I have said before; Bloody Premtive Text. Thats my excuse, or maybe I am just a crap speller. Spot the deliberate mistake 🤪
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Post by shrewspotter on Jul 31, 2018 15:41:31 GMT
Is there a clip anywhere of Dioufs miss vs St Pauli?? Hiya mate
Here is the clip of him missing vs St Pauli you were after
I didn't think it was that bad, take a look and tell me if you agree
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2018 15:52:40 GMT
He’s so frustrating though. None of our other strikers get into those positions and the one that does, does that. Exactly this. Somehow manages to create 1 or 2 clear goal scoring chances a game. You just don't expect him score them. If he had even an average level of talent at professional level then he would be a 20 goals a season man.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2018 15:54:12 GMT
I forget who it was against but we had a 3 on 1 late last season that he botched so bad I couldn’t believe it That was probably the worst attempt of a cross ive ever seen. Sad thing is as we broke away i never once thought he would actually do anything with it and he didnt.
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Post by stiggerstackle on Jul 31, 2018 15:56:51 GMT
I don't really care for him missing in pre-season. Worry more when he doesn't get the chances. he missed enough open goals in the last 10 games of last season to keep us in the premier league. Hard to dislike the guy but his conversion rate is shocking! Completely agree, others get a massive barracking on here, but if he'd converted half the sitters he missed we'd still be in the Prem.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Jul 31, 2018 16:02:46 GMT
He probably should have scored but it wasn’t that bad. The cross took about two deflections on the way through and the defender right in front of him swung and missed it. One of those.
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Post by essexstokey on Jul 31, 2018 16:04:48 GMT
The thing I don't get with some stoke supporters is that last season they were clambering for him to play up front when others said he was not good enough!! when he played as a wing back before the ACN he played well then came back with an attitude of i'm to big to play that role its forward or nothing!! hopefully we can find some desperate fools to take him off our hands!!
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Post by kronkie on Jul 31, 2018 16:09:18 GMT
Reportedly on £50K a week, that's £2.5 million a year ffs and he can't hit a barn door. Unbelievable.
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