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Post by awrypotter on Jun 3, 2018 8:38:53 GMT
HC: "Boss, you remember that problem I had with this daterbace thingy?"
TT: "Which one Mark, the one where you were struggling to switch on your laptop?"
HC: "No boss, the one where I was looking at the players highlighted in red as good potential signings and it turned out to be splashes of tomato ketchup on the screen from the pizzas."
TT: "Oh yes, how we laughed"
HC: "Well our IT people downstairs have mended my laptop and said that the cause of all the problems is somewhere between the keyboard and my chair."
TT: "Good. At least they are narrowing down the problem. Got to go now Mark. I'm busy counting my money"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 8:48:44 GMT
This would be funny except - where there was three splashes of tomato sauce
we actually fucking signed them !
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 8:50:19 GMT
You missed the bit where he was struggling with tactics on FM18 and TT donned his annual pre season club training gear and sorted him out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 8:51:15 GMT
I must be losing my sense of humour as I'm getting older...
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Post by samba :) on Jun 3, 2018 11:35:07 GMT
I must be losing my sense of humour as I'm getting older... a man walks into a bar |
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Post by djduncanjames on Jun 3, 2018 11:55:20 GMT
Surely Carto is on the case  |
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Post by mrcoke on Jun 3, 2018 12:50:10 GMT
I must be losing my sense of humour as I'm getting older... I struggle to ketchup.  |
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Post by jonnynico on Jun 3, 2018 12:58:08 GMT
at least they found the sauce to our problems
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jun 3, 2018 13:01:07 GMT
Great post, keep 'em coming.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 13:12:50 GMT
Talking of sheer sauciness and, More to the fucking point.just how the fuck have the clowns involved still got a fucking job? And to compound this, Adam and Haugarrd offered extended contracts ?
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Post by robstokie on Jun 3, 2018 14:30:05 GMT
Talking of sheer sauciness and, More to the fucking point.just how the fuck have the clowns involved still got a fucking job? And to compound this, Adam and Haugarrd offered extended contracts ? Charlie was given his new deal in that massive brain fade that is now known in these parts as the summer of 17. Haugaard getting a new deal makes me personally think there won't be the sweeping changes we need, and them upstairs think that a squad with the likes of Fletcher and Adam playing every week will walk this league. Complacency at its finest... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 14:35:22 GMT
10:59am - arrive
11:00am-11:30am - take a shit
11:30am-2:30pm - spin around on your chair
2:30pm - 3:15pm - Pizza o'clock
3:15am - 4:15pm - spin around on your chair some more
4:15pm - home time
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Post by Club1863 on Jun 3, 2018 14:58:55 GMT
TT: Hi everyone thank you for all coming in today, as you are aware th transfer deadline is approaching and we’re still looking for that “rock the city” signing. Don’t worry I’m that good I’ve found one he’s played at the highest level and I’m not talking about Wembley of the north and I’ve even sanctioned a social media “project ambition” to be initiated immediately. I tony scholes announce the world renown JESÉ
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Post by Clayton Wood on Jun 3, 2018 16:19:13 GMT
HC: I think I've found what we are looking for. Marco Verratti, only 25, from PSG, decent midfielder. Would need to fend off Man U for his signature but would be just the guy to replace N'Zonzi, something we've never done according to Mark.
TT: That was 3 midfielders, 2 managers and 1 league ago Hoss.
HC: When did this happen?
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jun 3, 2018 18:48:48 GMT
GR - Well I’m here now , so let’s crack on with investing the war chest . TT - Hang on a minute 1 We haven’t sold anyone yet 2 we haven’t completed the root and branch review of costs 3 We haven even started monitoring 4 Me and Mark Need a holiday you’ve had yours smart arse , go and put some cones out for when the players are back , me and Carto will deal with the business side . GR. But we need 10 players to mount a serous challenge or avoid relegation . TT. You’ve got the academy for pre season and we’ve retained loads then when everyone is sorted we can do some nice deadline loans GR. This isn’t what I expected TT Weve another one here Carto  explain it to him again we do the business he gets the sack |
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 4, 2018 7:43:01 GMT
GR - Well I’m here now , so let’s crack on with investing the war chest . TT - Hang on a minute 1 We haven’t sold anyone yet 2 we haven’t completed the root and branch review of costs 3 We haven even started monitoring 4 Me and Mark Need a holiday you’ve had yours smart arse , go and put some cones out for when the players are back , me and Carto will deal with the business side . GR. But we need 10 players to mount a serous challenge or avoid relegation . TT. You’ve got the academy for pre season and we’ve retained loads then when everyone is sorted we can do some nice deadline loans GR. This isn’t what I expected TT Weve another one here Carto explain it to him again we do the business he gets the sack Zźzzzzzzzzz |
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Jun 4, 2018 10:34:58 GMT
I just couldn't make it past that spelling of database. Never seen it spelt so wrong, absolutely wild.
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Post by kingdong on Jun 4, 2018 23:59:25 GMT
Surely Carto is on the case Carto loves a good hot dog...  |
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Post by awrypotter on Jun 5, 2018 10:42:45 GMT
I just couldn't make it past that spelling of database. Never seen it spelt so wrong, absolutely wild. I hope that you are not being serious and that you understand it was part of the joke? |
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Jun 5, 2018 10:44:29 GMT
I just couldn't make it past that spelling of database. Never seen it spelt so wrong, absolutely wild. I hope that you are not being serious and that you understand it was part of the joke? Ahhhh, maybe that's why I didn't laugh then- was that the punchline? |
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