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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 19:55:23 GMT
I fucking well hate these dance acts. Just dunna see it.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 21:05:40 GMT
I've never seen one second of any programme of this or any if the "reality" stuff - Celebrity Big Brother, I'm a non-entity get me out of here, etc, etc. There really should be better progs on TV - it can't be that difficult, can it ?
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Post by Boothen on May 31, 2018 21:14:17 GMT
I've never seen one second of any programme of this or any if the "reality" stuff - Celebrity Big Brother, I'm a non-entity get me out of here, etc, etc. There really should be better progs on TV - it can't be that difficult, can it ? Same here. I abhor them with a fucking passion.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 31, 2018 21:20:19 GMT
I don't mind a talent show but I hate all the wank that goes with it. I don't give a fuck about your cancer or your kids or your dreams, just do your act and fuck off.
Preferably somethong that's a bit shit, like that Japanese guy with those tea towels over his dick.
Dance troupes are just boring as hell though.
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Post by claytonscrubs on May 31, 2018 21:29:11 GMT
I’m too intellectual to watch that rubbish, but I do like a dancing dog 😉.....Reminds me of my ex-wife.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 22:33:40 GMT
Caught a glimpse of it over the weekend and there was a severely disabled bloke doing standup by using an automated, pre-programmed voice. I'm pretty sure this was the later stages of the competition? Anyway, the guy's act was just an endless stream of mediocre, tame as fuck jokes about nothing but his condition, whilst using facial expressions in time with the dialogue. Fair play for having the balls to put himself out there but I would've smashed the red button because I found the act hacky to the extreme.
I'm all for equality of opportunity but if an able-bodied man had produced an act of similar hilarity levels he would've been red-buttoned to fuck. This vaguely comical little fucker is probably going to get an audience with the queen.
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Post by thevoid on May 31, 2018 22:47:17 GMT
I'd just like a reasonably priced hotel room with the D Day Darlings, some lube and a bottle of Sambuca. I could die happy 👌
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Post by lancashirelad on Jun 1, 2018 22:05:51 GMT
Caught a glimpse of it over the weekend and there was a severely disabled bloke doing standup by using an automated, pre-programmed voice. I'm pretty sure this was the later stages of the competition? Anyway, the guy's act was just an endless stream of mediocre, tame as fuck jokes about nothing but his condition, whilst using facial expressions in time with the dialogue. Fair play for having the balls to put himself out there but I would've smashed the red button because I found the act hacky to the extreme. I'm all for equality of opportunity but if an able-bodied man had produced an act of similar hilarity levels he would've been red-buttoned to fuck. This vaguely comical little fucker is probably going to get an audience with the queen. Lost Voice Man has been on the comedy circuit for a couple of years and was on national radio comedy award back then. Most just use the show as publicity to plug their acts which i am sure you are aware. The act himself as you say in today's world only he could say but he is using his comedy talent and giving people a few moments of laughter being able to turn the table on them in a way which some may or may not find amusing.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 2, 2018 5:41:51 GMT
I can safely say that I haven't watched a single millisecond of any of this talent!!! show cobblers. Even when the trailers come on it's the signal to change channel.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2018 6:27:12 GMT
I suppose it must be cheap TV to make or there must be good viewing figures (who the hell watches this tripe ?), but why oh why are there so many reality shows ? There must be lots of people locked in dark rooms without food or drink desperately trying to think of the next type of reality TV show that hasn't been made yet.
Goodness knows what's in the pipeline for the future - Celebrity Brain Surgeon, Celebrity Undertaker, Celebrity Shoplifter ?
Even my missus can only watch a couple of minutes of Britain's Got Talent before she switches to another channel.
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Post by thevoid on Jun 2, 2018 8:48:49 GMT
We've got Love Island coming up.
Week after week of tattooed sloshpots with pouty lips and blokes who look like Johnny Bravo. Last year it was on five nights a week for about three fucking months. So expect it to start before and end after the World Cup.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 2, 2018 9:07:44 GMT
We've got Love Island coming up. Week after week of tattooed sloshpots with pouty lips and blokes who look like Johnny Bravo. Last year it was on five nights a week for about three fucking months. So expect it to start before and end after the World Cup. You do have to wonder if any of these individuals have any personal dignity whatsoever. Count me out.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 2, 2018 10:05:53 GMT
We've got Love Island coming up. Week after week of tattooed sloshpots with pouty lips and blokes who look like Johnny Bravo. Last year it was on five nights a week for about three fucking months. So expect it to start before and end after the World Cup. One of them is from ‘Castle. So expect to never hear the end of it locally until it finally finishes.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 2, 2018 10:35:24 GMT
We've got Love Island coming up. Week after week of tattooed sloshpots with pouty lips and blokes who look like Johnny Bravo. Last year it was on five nights a week for about three fucking months. So expect it to start before and end after the World Cup. One of them is from ‘Castle. So expect to never hear the end of it locally until it finally finishes. That's all we bloody need. I won't be tuning in anyway.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 2, 2018 10:38:18 GMT
We've got Love Island coming up. Week after week of tattooed sloshpots with pouty lips and blokes who look like Johnny Bravo. Last year it was on five nights a week for about three fucking months. So expect it to start before and end after the World Cup. One of them is from ‘Castle. So expect to never hear the end of it locally until it finally finishes. Is it a Pouty lipped tattooed sloshpot or a Johnny Bravo... I'm guessing the former...
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 2, 2018 10:38:42 GMT
One of them is from ‘Castle. So expect to never hear the end of it locally until it finally finishes. That's all we bloody need. I won't be tuning in anyway. Shite like this is the main reason I don’t watch any TV, I’d rather watch my own firing squad.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 2, 2018 10:39:07 GMT
One of them is from ‘Castle. So expect to never hear the end of it locally until it finally finishes. Is it a Pouty lipped tattooed sloshpot or a Johnny Bravo... I'm guessing the former... It’s actually a Johnny Bravo surprisingly.
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 2, 2018 10:59:51 GMT
Is it a Pouty lipped tattooed sloshpot or a Johnny Bravo... I'm guessing the former... It’s actually a Johnny Bravo surprisingly. I do hope he's funny & not just a clothes horse...
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Post by thevoid on Jun 2, 2018 11:20:03 GMT
This is my favourite ever BGT act. I think I post this on the BGT thread every year 🤣
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2018 21:09:45 GMT
I never saw that coming BGT..... a gay man, a disabled man and a black man in the final.............
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Post by lancashirelad on Jun 3, 2018 21:11:25 GMT
Caught a glimpse of it over the weekend and there was a severely disabled bloke doing standup by using an automated, pre-programmed voice. I'm pretty sure this was the later stages of the competition? Anyway, the guy's act was just an endless stream of mediocre, tame as fuck jokes about nothing but his condition, whilst using facial expressions in time with the dialogue. Fair play for having the balls to put himself out there but I would've smashed the red button because I found the act hacky to the extreme. I'm all for equality of opportunity but if an able-bodied man had produced an act of similar hilarity levels he would've been red-buttoned to fuck. This vaguely comical little fucker is probably going to get an audience with the queen. He did.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 3, 2018 21:23:33 GMT
I blame Hughie Green.
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Post by robstokie on Jun 3, 2018 21:28:54 GMT
This is my favourite ever BGT act. I think I post this on the BGT thread every year 🤣 That guy is an absolute legend - apparently hes been on there like half a dozen times since. Its ridiculous that he didnt win it first time...
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Post by thevoid on Jun 4, 2018 4:57:51 GMT
This is my favourite ever BGT act. I think I post this on the BGT thread every year 🤣 That guy is an absolute legend - apparently hes been on there like half a dozen times since. Its ridiculous that he didnt win it first time... He was ahead of his time and needed his own show.
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Post by thevoid on Jun 5, 2018 17:30:56 GMT
I never saw that coming BGT..... a gay man, a disabled man and a black man in the final............. We just needed thar 'poet' from the Nationwide advert and we'd have had LGBT 😉
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 10, 2018 11:50:01 GMT
Is it a Pouty lipped tattooed sloshpot or a Johnny Bravo... I'm guessing the former... It’s actually a Johnny Bravo surprisingly. Ok, So is that Wes Nelson Clive Nelson's lad...
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Post by duckling on Jun 11, 2018 3:32:33 GMT
What kind of acts usually win Britain's Got Talent? Here in America, the winners of America's Got Talent tend to be singers or ventriloquists. Or singing ventriloquists. Like this guy. His impersonation of Kermit is unbelievably good.
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