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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2018 16:18:21 GMT
I hate tshirt slogans, people who have them are wankers.
Exhibit A today: "Sex is a drug and I'm a junkie".
No, you're a wanker.
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Post by thevoid on May 20, 2018 16:24:10 GMT
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Post by scfcwebby on May 20, 2018 18:46:39 GMT
I hate tshirt slogans, people who have them are wankers. Exhibit A today: "Sex is a drug and I'm a junkie". No, you're a wanker. A bloke that I play darts with always wears a T-shirt saying "Please could you ask your tits to stop staring at my eyes" |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2018 19:04:43 GMT
I hate tshirt slogans, people who have them are wankers. Exhibit A today: "Sex is a drug and I'm a junkie". No, you're a wanker. A bloke that I play darts with always wears a T-shirt saying "Please could you ask your tits to stop staring at my eyes" What a wanker |
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Post by marwood on May 20, 2018 19:31:21 GMT
I was at a children's birthday party in a posh part of town (with a child) last week
It was full of yummy mummy's
One of the yums had a tshirt on "The Ramones" so I made a beeline for her to discuss music rather than baby isas and Tarquins and Zeus' potty training
She said 'oh I didn't even know they were a pop group , I bought it last week from Next for £19.99"
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Post by Dutchpeter on May 20, 2018 19:39:00 GMT
In 1984 I remember;
Frankie says relax
Frankie says arm the miners
Fuck what Frankie says
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 20, 2018 19:39:12 GMT
I was at a children's birthday party in a posh part of town (with a child) last week It was full of yummy mummy's One of the yums had a tshirt on "The Ramones" so I made a beeline for her to discuss music rather than baby isas and Tarquins and Zeus' potty training She said 'oh I didn't even know they were a pop group , I bought it last week from Next for £19.99" Good grief, we're all going to hell in a hand cart. |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2018 19:56:43 GMT
I was at a children's birthday party in a posh part of town (with a child) last week It was full of yummy mummy's One of the yums had a tshirt on "The Ramones" so I made a beeline for her to discuss music rather than baby isas and Tarquins and Zeus' potty training She said 'oh I didn't even know they were a pop group , I bought it last week from Next for £19.99" Good grief, we're all going to hell in a hand cart. A lot of people have already gone Chuffed ! |
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Post by salopstick on May 20, 2018 20:20:52 GMT
I was at a children's birthday party in a posh part of town (with a child) last week It was full of yummy mummy's One of the yums had a tshirt on "The Ramones" so I made a beeline for her to discuss music rather than baby isas and Tarquins and Zeus' potty training She said 'oh I didn't even know they were a pop group , I bought it last week from Next for £19.99" |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2018 20:40:36 GMT
Best t shirt I've ever seen was worn by some bird back in the late 80's simply saying "music is shit"
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Post by danceswithclams on May 20, 2018 20:58:30 GMT
A pal of mine gifted one of his colleagues who was leaving the company a bespoke custom-made t-shirt emblazoned with:
WORLD'S GREATEST PREDATORY PAEDOPHILE
My mate was soon asked to leave his management position at said company.
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Post by innocentbystander on May 20, 2018 21:15:39 GMT
I was at a children's birthday party in a posh part of town (with a child) last week It was full of yummy mummy's One of the yums had a tshirt on "The Ramones" so I made a beeline for her to discuss music rather than baby isas and Tarquins and Zeus' potty training She said 'oh I didn't even know they were a pop group , I bought it last week from Next for £19.99" I feel the same way when I see kids wearing Hendrix t-shirts from Matalan - wtf do they know about the greatest, most innovative rock musician ever? We're being robbed of our heritage. |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2018 21:22:21 GMT
I was at a children's birthday party in a posh part of town (with a child) last week It was full of yummy mummy's One of the yums had a tshirt on "The Ramones" so I made a beeline for her to discuss music rather than baby isas and Tarquins and Zeus' potty training She said 'oh I didn't even know they were a pop group , I bought it last week from Next for £19.99" I feel the same way when I see kids wearing Hendrix t-shirts from Matalan - wtf do they know about the greatest, most innovative rock musician ever? We're being robbed of our heritage. Some of them might know a lot more than you think. Some of them won't. Does it really matter? |
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Post by GeneralFaye on May 21, 2018 4:52:08 GMT
Depends what the slogan is doesn't it?! I mean, I've got a few but none of which are cringe worthy or else I wouldn't ware it.
The daft sods that where ones like
⬆
The man
The Legend
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Look like idiots.
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Post by woodstein on May 21, 2018 5:06:24 GMT
Can tell it's the off season. T shirt tirade.
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Post by bathstoke on May 21, 2018 5:59:02 GMT
Can tell it's the off season. T shirt tirade. Let's face it, it was a V off season & the season may turn into an age... |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 6:27:44 GMT
Depends what the slogan is doesn't it?! I mean, I've got a few but none of which are cringe worthy or else I wouldn't ware it. The daft sods that where ones like ⬆ The man The Legend ⬇ Look like idiots. Well, you're still a wanker for having them. Maybe a relatively moderate one, but still one all the same. |
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Post by Northy on May 21, 2018 6:38:34 GMT
Depends what the slogan is doesn't it?! I mean, I've got a few but none of which are cringe worthy or else I wouldn't ware it. The daft sods that where ones like ⬆ The man The Legend ⬇ Look like idiots. get one that say's 'wear not ware'  |
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Post by GeneralFaye on May 21, 2018 7:04:48 GMT
Depends what the slogan is doesn't it?! I mean, I've got a few but none of which are cringe worthy or else I wouldn't ware it. The daft sods that where ones like ⬆ The man The Legend ⬇ Look like idiots. Well, you're still a wanker for having them. Maybe a relatively moderate one, but still one all the same. And you're a wanker for calling me a wanker, doesn't bother me though  |
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Post by GeneralFaye on May 21, 2018 7:05:27 GMT
Depends what the slogan is doesn't it?! I mean, I've got a few but none of which are cringe worthy or else I wouldn't ware it. The daft sods that where ones like ⬆ The man The Legend ⬇ Look like idiots. get one that say's 'wear not ware' Very early in the morning, my excuse. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 21, 2018 8:26:29 GMT
Still remember the Cradle of Filth t-shirts with Jesus is a c*** on them.
Caused quite a stir up Hanley outside the stage door.
Think it was around 92 ish.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 10:51:06 GMT
Well, you're still a wanker for having them. Maybe a relatively moderate one, but still one all the same. And you're a wanker for calling me a wanker, doesn't bother me though I've got it on my tshirt - "GeneralFaye is a relatively moderate wanker" |
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Post by elystokie on May 21, 2018 11:14:57 GMT
Saw a hugely overweight fella on a mobility scooter once wearing a t-shirt that said "I beat anorexia". Made me chuckle |
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Post by metalhead on May 21, 2018 11:40:32 GMT
We used to know a lad who owned dozens of them (I won't go as far as saying he was a friend, because I thought he was a cunt). We ripped him mercilessly. Absolutely tore him apart. He had all kinds of shockingly shit 'slogan' shirts, to the point we named them after him. When we saw a shirt in a shop we'd say "that's a .... shirt" (name removed for obvious reasons). The ones I can remember off the top of my head: "If found return to nearest pub" "Sex, drugs, sausage rolls" "Caution: Heavy Equipment" - with a sign pointing downstairs "You'll be seeing me again later" "Keep Calm, I'm Here" "I only have sex on days that end with 'day'" "Warning: Stud Alert" etc etc.... he had them all and they were all complete shit. Black fruit of the loom eBay jobbies with shit slogans in plasticy white iron-on print on the front. However, my favourite shirt that he owned was this fabulous number..... which he wore, regularly and without irony around Stoke.  No wonder he was such a hit with the women  |
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Post by GeneralFaye on May 21, 2018 12:08:40 GMT
And you're a wanker for calling me a wanker, doesn't bother me though I've got it on my tshirt - "GeneralFaye is a relatively moderate wanker" I've been called a lot worse, bet it looks cool and thanks for the publicity. |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 12:17:50 GMT
Depends what the slogan is doesn't it?! I mean, I've got a few but none of which are cringe worthy or else I wouldn't ware it. The daft sods that where ones like ⬆ The man The Legend ⬇ Look like idiots. get one that say's 'wear not ware' With a removable Velcro apostrophe? 😙 |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 13:16:16 GMT
We used to know a lad who owned dozens of them (I won't go as far as saying he was a friend, because I thought he was a cunt). We ripped him mercilessly. Absolutely tore him apart. He had all kinds of shockingly shit 'slogan' shirts, to the point we named them after him. When we saw a shirt in a shop we'd say "that's a .... shirt" (name removed for obvious reasons). The ones I can remember off the top of my head: "If found return to nearest pub" "Sex, drugs, sausage rolls" "Caution: Heavy Equipment" - with a sign pointing downstairs "You'll be seeing me again later" "Keep Calm, I'm Here" "I only have sex on days that end with 'day'" "Warning: Stud Alert" etc etc.... he had them all and they were all complete shit. Black fruit of the loom eBay jobbies with shit slogans in plasticy white iron-on print on the front. However, my favourite shirt that he owned was this fabulous number..... which he wore, regularly and without irony around Stoke. No wonder he was such a hit with the women Was it GeneralFaye? |
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Post by metalhead on May 21, 2018 16:22:40 GMT
We used to know a lad who owned dozens of them (I won't go as far as saying he was a friend, because I thought he was a cunt). We ripped him mercilessly. Absolutely tore him apart. He had all kinds of shockingly shit 'slogan' shirts, to the point we named them after him. When we saw a shirt in a shop we'd say "that's a .... shirt" (name removed for obvious reasons). The ones I can remember off the top of my head: "If found return to nearest pub" "Sex, drugs, sausage rolls" "Caution: Heavy Equipment" - with a sign pointing downstairs "You'll be seeing me again later" "Keep Calm, I'm Here" "I only have sex on days that end with 'day'" "Warning: Stud Alert" etc etc.... he had them all and they were all complete shit. Black fruit of the loom eBay jobbies with shit slogans in plasticy white iron-on print on the front. However, my favourite shirt that he owned was this fabulous number..... which he wore, regularly and without irony around Stoke. No wonder he was such a hit with the women Was it GeneralFaye? Unless GeneralFaye is called Stuart, then it's unlikely. |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 16:30:20 GMT
Unless GeneralFaye is called Stuart, then it's unlikely. - yay or nay buddy? |
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Post by GeneralFaye on May 21, 2018 16:47:48 GMT
Unless GeneralFaye is called Stuart, then it's unlikely. - yay or nay buddy? I can confirm I am NOT Stuart. |
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