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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 28, 2018 17:32:16 GMT
Is it simply,
Beat Palace
Hope Swansea get 0 points from 6 before we play them
Hope Huddersfield lose their next game
Go into the final game needing to beat Swansea and hoping that Huddersfield lose their last game, meaning Swansea and Huddersfield are relegated
Southampton will be involved somewhere too but are Swansea and Huddersfield our best hopes?
I half joked last week that one of our ‘wins’ would come from drawing our last three games (Liverpool, Burnley, West Ham)
Sorry if I’m going over old ground but need to understand what’s what. If Huddersfield or Swansea pick up points before the last game, are we pretty much done?
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 28, 2018 17:34:26 GMT
I'm hoping for Leeds away for the first game of next season.
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Post by chuckrocky on Apr 28, 2018 17:35:40 GMT
The main problem is going to be your second line.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2018 17:35:58 GMT
I'm hoping for a cracking preseason venue to visit.
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 28, 2018 17:37:03 GMT
I'm hoping for a sportsman's double with Caroline Flack and Holly Willoughby but life's a shithouse.
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 28, 2018 17:37:23 GMT
I'm hoping for a cracking preseason venue to visit. Me too actually. |
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 28, 2018 17:38:18 GMT
The main problem is going to be your second line. Especially since they’ve just twatted Leicester in the arse. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2018 17:41:21 GMT
Two wins.
What will be, will be.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Apr 28, 2018 17:44:46 GMT
The main problem is going to be your second line. Especially since they’ve just twatted Leicester in the arse. Buuuuuut..... He says clutching at any straw available. That win means they're safe. Might young Wilf and co simply be on the beach a bit like Leicester are. |
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Post by exiledpotter on Apr 28, 2018 17:52:55 GMT
West Sham getting no more points could be helpful.
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 28, 2018 17:56:21 GMT
The main problem is going to be your second line. Especially since they’ve just twatted Leicester in the arse. Zaha will have a field day next weekend. |
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Post by stokie1954 on Apr 28, 2018 18:09:10 GMT
I'm hoping Real Madrid will give us twenty quid for Diouf.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Apr 28, 2018 18:11:25 GMT
I'm hoping Real Madrid will give us twenty quid for Diouf. Do they need a ball boy? |
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Post by Uncle cheese on Apr 28, 2018 18:11:55 GMT
I'm hoping for a sportsman's double with Caroline Flack and Holly Willoughby but life's a shithouse. Caroline flack? Surely you can aim higher😉 |
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Post by Dr Hesham on Apr 28, 2018 18:14:07 GMT
If Swansea will get 0 points in the upcoming fixtures, it means they will lose to Southampton who will have 35 points and 2 games against Everton and Man City
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Post by Northy on Apr 28, 2018 18:16:30 GMT
Is it simply, Beat Palace Hope Swansea get 0 points from 6 before we play them Hope Huddersfield lose their next game Go into the final game needing to beat Swansea and hoping that Huddersfield lose their last game, meaning Swansea and Huddersfield are relegated Southampton will be involved somewhere too but are Swansea and Huddersfield our best hopes? I half joked last week that one of our ‘wins’ would come from drawing our last three games (Liverpool, Burnley, West Ham) Sorry if I’m going over old ground but need to understand what’s what. If Huddersfield or Swansea pick up points before the last game, are we pretty much done? That's the hope, but in reality... |
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Post by johnmarshcardschool on Apr 28, 2018 18:17:17 GMT
Is it simply, Beat Palace Hope Swansea get 0 points from 6 before we play them Hope Huddersfield lose their next game Go into the final game needing to beat Swansea and hoping that Huddersfield lose their last game, meaning Swansea and Huddersfield are relegated Southampton will be involved somewhere too but are Swansea and Huddersfield our best hopes? I half joked last week that one of our ‘wins’ would come from drawing our last three games (Liverpool, Burnley, West Ham) Sorry if I’m going over old ground but need to understand what’s what. If Huddersfield or Swansea pick up points before the last game, are we pretty much done? Huddy need to lose two games by 2-3 goals and only draw the other (Man C a, Chelsea a, Arse h) and we need to win our two and score 2-3 goals (as their GD is currently -29 and ours is - 33), if we both finish on 36 points. If Swansea draw or lose away at Bournemouth then we have to beat them after we've beaten Palace. We just have to win both games. Hopefully Palace are now on the beach |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Apr 28, 2018 18:30:38 GMT
Despite lots of other teams doing us favours we can't take advantage.
We haven't won any of our last 12 games, nor have we looked like doing so.
We won't win the last two.
So I'm hoping that Lambert goes and we get off to a decent start and actually win a few games while playing a bit of decent football
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Post by realstokebloke on Apr 28, 2018 18:48:34 GMT
Is it simply, Beat Palace Hope Swansea get 0 points from 6 before we play them Hope Huddersfield lose their next game Go into the final game needing to beat Swansea and hoping that Huddersfield lose their last game, meaning Swansea and Huddersfield are relegated Southampton will be involved somewhere too but are Swansea and Huddersfield our best hopes? I half joked last week that one of our ‘wins’ would come from drawing our last three games (Liverpool, Burnley, West Ham) Sorry if I’m going over old ground but need to understand what’s what. If Huddersfield or Swansea pick up points before the last game, are we pretty much done? Huddy need to lose two games by 2-3 goals and only draw the other (Man C a, Chelsea a, Arse h) and we need to win our two and score 2-3 goals (as their GD is currently -29 and ours is - 33), if we both finish on 36 points. If Swansea draw or lose away at Bournemouth then we have to beat them after we've beaten Palace. We just have to win both games. Hopefully Palace are now on the beach
(I think, if we need to, we could go and do a job a Swansea if it gets that far.)
However, it's a huge "if" obviously.
And could go either way; Woy's rolls around in the penalty area mob are, indeed safe and could well be on the beach. Conversely, they are (rightly) topped up on confidence and carry that over into our game.
As Leicester found out today, they can be a very decent side on their day.
It's a cast-iron certainty though that we can't go fannying around for any draws here on in.
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Post by andystokey on Apr 28, 2018 19:00:11 GMT
A new manager in the championship.
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Post by robwahlmann on Apr 28, 2018 19:04:29 GMT
2 wins! Southampton or Swansea to get less than 36 points and the same for Huddersfield!  |
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Post by stokefanone on Apr 28, 2018 19:04:32 GMT
Swansea to get no more than 2 points. Huddersfield to lose all three (easily done looking at the opposition) but unfortunately, we have to beat Palace and Swansea, then we will stay up. Don't see it happening, but lets us see, you never know. Up the Potters!
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Post by realstokebloke on Apr 28, 2018 19:09:15 GMT
Despite lots of other teams doing us favours we can't take advantage. We haven't won any of our last 12 games, nor have we looked like doing so. We won't win the last two. So I'm hoping that Lambert goes and we get off to a decent start and actually win a few games while playing a bit of decent football
But in an alternative universe though Terry, we do find those wins down the back of the sofa and we, miraculously, stay up.
We're stuck with Lambo, yes, but we'd be in the right League and he would bound to be offski by Christmas you'd think. |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 28, 2018 19:13:54 GMT
Hoping that the Palace win was more about Leicester downing tools than Palace being ace. Hoping we fluke a win against them and battle for a win against Swansea.
Then sign 17 new strikers in time for next season
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Post by numpty40 on Apr 28, 2018 19:19:29 GMT
West Sham getting no more points could be helpful. That last minute equaliser at their place really was a sickener. If we'd held out I think they may well have gone. |
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Post by robstokie on Apr 28, 2018 22:20:32 GMT
We need Huddersfield to lose their last 3 and Swansea and Soton to lose next weekend and draw Vs each other. Oh, and us to beat Palace next weekend. That would leave the table looking like this.
Huddersfield 35 (but with a catchable GD)
Swansea 34
Soton 33
Us 33
Which would need us needing to beat Swansea, Soton to fail to win against Man City and Huddersfield either lose or fail to win against Arsenal (depending on how much their goal difference gets hot from Chelsea and City).
It's a slim fucking hope, and palace are no pushovers at the moment. Let's just do our bit on Saturday and pray....
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Post by bayernoatcake on Apr 28, 2018 22:21:32 GMT
Lambert, Scholes and Cartwright to be sacked come what may in May.
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 28, 2018 22:25:16 GMT
I'm hoping for a sportsman's double with Caroline Flack and Holly Willoughby but life's a shithouse. Caroline flack? Surely you can aim higher😉 She looks like she'd be utter filth. Brown wings and more. |
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Apr 28, 2018 22:36:52 GMT
A fuckin miracle!!!
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Post by Linx on Apr 28, 2018 22:56:44 GMT
Too much depends on two factors: two from the four teams above us getting no more than a point until the end of the season; us winning both of our games. Since all those teams seem to have been picking up points and we can't buy a win, it looks like we're down. Love to be wrong, but I have made peace with the fact that we will be in the Championship next season.
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