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Post by NassauDave on Apr 9, 2018 18:44:20 GMT
If it's anything like the football they'll get to the green in 2 and end up 5 over. Shaq's the only player in the squad with the ability to thread a putt through the windmill...... And to walk through and climb up on the roof via the interior staircase. |
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Post by djduncanjames on Apr 9, 2018 18:45:30 GMT
Shaq's the only player in the squad with the ability to thread a putt through the windmill...... And to walk through and climb up on the roof via the interior staircase.   |
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Post by scfc25 on Apr 9, 2018 19:13:33 GMT
I was pretty sure it was for the dougie mac, could be wrong mind
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Post by thegift on Apr 9, 2018 19:16:38 GMT
Couldn't care less if it was for charity. Give them 40K and job done. Lets focus on the task in hand and start preparing for monday.
The only charity here is stoke city.
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Post by WhyDelilah on Apr 9, 2018 19:29:27 GMT
Wonder if Crouch and Shaq share a set of clubs?
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Post by ursemboys on Apr 9, 2018 19:32:16 GMT
Wonder if Crouch and Shaq share a set of clubs? perhaps Crouch uses Shaq has a club ,I recon diouf aims for hole 1 and hits hole 5 |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 9, 2018 19:37:43 GMT
Where does Shaq get his clubs. A fucking action man set Pro Shot Golf!  /pic1064021.png) |
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Post by thevoid on Apr 9, 2018 20:01:38 GMT
Don't you get sick of embarrassing yourself? Do you get sick of being negative towards pulis? Do you ever bore of rimming him? |
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Apr 10, 2018 11:03:06 GMT
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Post by thegift on Apr 10, 2018 13:03:48 GMT
Do you get sick of being negative towards pulis? Do you ever bore of rimming him? Its called appreciating what he did. Super tone |
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Post by 3putts on Apr 10, 2018 13:03:54 GMT
Dave, I have played in this golf day myself a couple of years ago. As far as I am aware no money goes to charity , it's an earner for the club and at £500.00 a pop for a four ball it's a nice earner. I think it's £600.00 if you want a player in your four ball. Wouldn't fancy playing with Diouff imagine all those air shots. seriously the mind boggles. Surely this has to be for charity? We'd risk injury to players for 600 quid a pop. it's tin pot at best if this is the case, not really befitting of a global brand.  |
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Post by thegift on Apr 10, 2018 13:25:07 GMT
Its called appreciating what he did. Super tone Fuck pulis. As you've said about 4 times in the past 4 days. Get a life |
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Post by marwood on Apr 10, 2018 13:26:07 GMT
Don’t bring reason to the table mate, the masses want a lynching.... Quite right too. They shouldn't have a second off over the next week. I want Lambert flogging them night and day with no sleep. Make them run a marathon every day until they're in the peak of physical condition by this time next Monday. That is how this training stuff works isn't it? Fucking make them run up a mountain every day for a fucking week at 7am Keep waking them up every day at 5am by chucking cold water on the bastards before the run Then on Friday make them eat three massive fucking bowls full of spaghetti bolognese before the run then make them run straight after until they barf all down themselves Then they have to sleep in the sick Then they have to have sex with tramps |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 10, 2018 13:31:24 GMT
Not this shit again, they're allowed time off, they're allowed to enjoy themselves.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 10, 2018 13:32:37 GMT
Couldn't care less if it was for charity. Give them 40K and job done. Lets focus on the task in hand and start preparing for monday. The only charity here is stoke city. Damn right, lock um up in a room with no windows only allowing for food and water, how dare they have a life outside of their job. |
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Apr 10, 2018 13:37:44 GMT
Not this shit again, they're allowed time off, they're allowed to enjoy themselves. Agreed and it also turns out it happened AFTER training anyway so no time off was taken at all. Turns out to be another pointless thread by our resident troglodite, who isn't capable of fact checking before hammering club and players alike |
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 10, 2018 13:42:50 GMT
Quite right too. They shouldn't have a second off over the next week. I want Lambert flogging them night and day with no sleep. Make them run a marathon every day until they're in the peak of physical condition by this time next Monday. That is how this training stuff works isn't it? Fucking make them run up a mountain every day for a fucking week at 7am Keep waking them up every day at 5am by chucking cold water on the bastards before the run Then on Friday make them eat three massive fucking bowls full of spaghetti bolognese before the run then make them run straight after until they barf all down themselves Then they have to sleep in the sick Then they have to have sex with tramps Nothing to do with training either |
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Post by jimmygscfc on Apr 10, 2018 13:46:56 GMT
As you've said about 4 times in the past 4 days. Get a life You're slowly becoming a legend in your own lunchtime, Gifty! |
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Post by jimmygscfc on Apr 10, 2018 13:55:25 GMT
The one and only time I played Trentham (back in about 1995ish), I got locked in the changing room at the end of the day whilst showering. Unable to get out, and after 20 minutes of shouting through a window towards the distant clubhouse, I actually had to kick the heavily framed window out and clamber through, cutting my arm in the process. I got into my car and drove off towards my evening assignation in Cheshire. I was pretty pissed off but felt going into the clubhouse to complain might involve me in some counter law suit!!!! I'm sure they realised what happened given I broke out as opposed to in. Anyway, I needed to get that off my chest after all of these years  |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Apr 10, 2018 14:03:18 GMT
Quite right too. They shouldn't have a second off over the next week. I want Lambert flogging them night and day with no sleep. Make them run a marathon every day until they're in the peak of physical condition by this time next Monday. That is how this training stuff works isn't it? Fucking make them run up a mountain every day for a fucking week at 7am Keep waking them up every day at 5am by chucking cold water on the bastards before the run Then on Friday make them eat three massive fucking bowls full of spaghetti bolognese before the run then make them run straight after until they barf all down themselves Then they have to sleep in the sick Then they have to have sex with tramps Sounds like a regular night out for LG. Well apart from all the running round. 😉 |
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Apr 10, 2018 14:03:20 GMT
As you've said about 4 times in the past 4 days. Get a life Beautiful irony. |
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Post by Mendicant on Apr 10, 2018 18:32:29 GMT
Where they playing at? Just so I know not to book a round there anytime soon, the course will be fucked by the time that lot are finished. Trentham Golf Club One careless shot and Lee Trundle's greenhouse can get smashed. |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Apr 10, 2018 22:01:08 GMT
Maybe Berahino will get a hole in one  |
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Post by Olgrligm on Apr 10, 2018 22:27:46 GMT
The official site has a superb photo of Crouch with what appears to be a child-sized putter.  |
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Post by raythesailor on Apr 11, 2018 5:31:58 GMT
The official site has a superb photo of Crouch with what appears to be a child-sized putter. you can tell he is not a regular golfer. HIS SHOES ARE CLEAN !!  |
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