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Post by stokeramblers on Feb 14, 2018 12:08:46 GMT
Might work if we were playing Jonathan Wilkes, Christopher Biggins and the Chuckle Brothers...
It’s a football match not panto eh
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Post by thegift on Feb 14, 2018 12:10:31 GMT
Might work if we were playing Jonathan Wilkes, Christopher Biggins and the Chuckle Brothers... It’s a football match not panto eh LOL  Brilliant |
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Post by stroller on Feb 14, 2018 12:16:34 GMT
Laughing gas piped into oposition changing rooms.
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Post by stroller on Feb 14, 2018 12:17:35 GMT
Whoopee cushion under the penalty spot.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2018 12:30:46 GMT
My suggestion we all shout behind you to the opposition when our lads are about to score. You might have more luck in getting him to run if you shout....Mars Bar |
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Feb 14, 2018 12:41:54 GMT
Laughing gas piped into oposition changing rooms. The way we're going the sound of laughter is probably already being heard in the opposition changing room.  What about the Penguin's sleeping gas umbrella... effective... |
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Post by hotterpotter on Feb 14, 2018 14:10:34 GMT
Might work if we were playing Jonathan Wilkes, Christopher Biggins and the Chuckle Brothers... It’s a football match not panto eh Along those lines, how about a bit less " to me to you" in our half and a bit more " on safari" in the opposition half!  |
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Post by cheadlepotter on Feb 14, 2018 14:17:49 GMT
Laughing gas piped into oposition changing rooms. But how would we know the difference? |
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Post by raythesailor on Feb 14, 2018 16:37:08 GMT
Invite Messrs Dean and Atkinson to Ref our last two games.
They are bound to refuse as they never give us anything.
We will then stand a bit of a chance if it goes to the wire !
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Post by Theninjabadger on Feb 14, 2018 17:53:32 GMT
Whoopee cushion under the penalty spot. We’d stand more chance with one under ours |
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Post by teenagefanclub on Feb 14, 2018 18:12:11 GMT
You know when you stretch cling film over a toilet seat so tight it can't be seen, do the same with Jack's goal.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2018 18:30:19 GMT
cialis
GD
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Post by marwood on Feb 14, 2018 18:38:29 GMT
Beat the tractor
Bulb dad
Children to school
Wheelbarrow
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Post by heworksardtho on Feb 14, 2018 19:05:29 GMT
My suggestion we all shout behind you to the opposition when our lads are about to score. I’ve tried it with the wife it doesn’t work 😂 |
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Post by robstokie on Feb 14, 2018 19:13:05 GMT
you could give the boys an ultimatum - either they win, or they have to listen to me singing Nessun Dorma - I don't exactly sound like Pavarotti either - I am tone deaf and my voice is of Bass range...
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Post by stroller on Feb 14, 2018 20:08:42 GMT
Shawcross wears an electric shock ring for the pre-match handshake.
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Post by marylandstoke on Feb 14, 2018 20:13:01 GMT
Might work if we were playing Jonathan Wilkes, Christopher Biggins and the Chuckle Brothers... It’s a football match not panto eh Along those lines, how about a bit less " to me to you" in our half and a bit more " on safari" in the opposition half! More Knowsley Park than Kenya though. They’d probably steal our windscreen wipers. |
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Brilliant
