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Post by Waggy on Jan 29, 2018 20:51:29 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return.
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Post by crapslinger on Jan 29, 2018 20:55:54 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return. I'd rather shag her from the rear, fuck the transfer deals. |
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Post by lordb on Jan 29, 2018 20:57:54 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return. I'd rather shag her from the rear, fuck the transfer deals. Live on SKY? |
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Post by smallthorner on Jan 29, 2018 20:58:42 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return. Some uncouth people here waggy... I get your feeling. She looks like a lady who wants a little nibble on her ear. |
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Post by Waggy on Jan 29, 2018 21:00:48 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return. I'd rather shag her from the rear, fuck the transfer deals. Good god man. She does look like a girl that would take control and pin a man down though. |
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Post by sportsman on Jan 29, 2018 21:02:05 GMT
I'd rather shag her from the rear, fuck the transfer deals. Live on SKY? Wearing a yellow tie, and the countdown clock going. And I don't mean the 30 second countdown clock. That's far too long! |
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Post by Waggy on Jan 29, 2018 21:02:11 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return. Some uncouth people here waggy... I get your feeling. She looks like a lady who wants a little nibble on her ear. Yes i would take her out for 6-7 dates before getting to know her intimately. She might have a terrible personality. |
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Post by smallthorner on Jan 29, 2018 21:04:53 GMT
Some uncouth people here waggy... I get your feeling. She looks like a lady who wants a little nibble on her ear. Yes i would take her out for 6-7 dates before getting to know her intimately. She might have a terrible personality. Good point. You don't want to be getting involved with any female who farts on your first date. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 21:18:03 GMT
Yes i would take her out for 6-7 dates before getting to know her intimately. She might have a terrible personality. Good point. You don't want to be getting involved with any female who farts on your first date. again  |
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Post by chigstoke on Jan 29, 2018 21:25:33 GMT
I'd rather shag her from the rear, fuck the transfer deals. Good god man. She does look like a girl that would take control and pin a man down though. You wouldn't be saying 'no ta' if after the first date she wanted to sexually ravage you though. |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Jan 29, 2018 21:26:49 GMT
My god she looks a corker tonight. I would love to whisper on her ear and get the latest transfer deals in return. Some uncouth people here waggy... I get your feeling. She looks like a lady who wants a little nibble on her ear. By the sounds of it you wouldn't be much use to her Smallhorner  |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 29, 2018 21:27:50 GMT
I’d let her rip my legs off and jam them in my eyes.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jan 29, 2018 21:29:28 GMT
Really?
She's an absolute moose who is surely several months pregnant
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 29, 2018 21:32:12 GMT
Really? She's an absolute moose who is surely several months pregnant Nah, you'd stick a mix in her and be guaranteed a lovely home cooked meal afterwards. A solid fuck, no doubt. |
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Post by smallthorner on Jan 29, 2018 21:32:30 GMT
Some uncouth people here waggy... I get your feeling. She looks like a lady who wants a little nibble on her ear. By the sounds of it you wouldn't be much use to her Smallhorner Quite right Terry My small horn has shrivelled up. I can still dream though. As some famous person once said.. "You can take anything.. but you will never take my imagination" 😁 |
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Jan 29, 2018 21:33:35 GMT
She’d be in many a blokes wank bank😄
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Post by WhyDelilah on Jan 29, 2018 21:34:54 GMT
I’d let her rip my legs off and jam them in my eyes. C- Must try harder (by your standards). |
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Jan 29, 2018 21:36:19 GMT
I'd shag you, shagging her.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 29, 2018 21:41:49 GMT
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 29, 2018 21:42:55 GMT
I’d let her rip my legs off and jam them in my eyes. C- Must try harder (by your standards). To be fair, as davejohnno has pointed out, she’s definitely not up to her usual standards at the moment, I think only slight mutilation is fair, if we’re talking peak Sawyer then I’m making a smoothie out of her placenta and letting her poke me through a cattle grid with a scolding hot bar, whilst my mum watches. |
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 29, 2018 21:44:26 GMT
She’d be in many a blokes wank bank😄 A charming insight into how traditional men of Derby entertain themselves during these long winter evenings. |
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Jan 29, 2018 21:46:27 GMT
She’d be in many a blokes wank bank😄 A charming insight into how traditional men of Derby entertain themselves during these long winter evenings. Lol😄You ready for the scrum on Wednesday😃 |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Jan 29, 2018 21:47:23 GMT
C- Must try harder (by your standards). To be fair, as davejohnno has pointed out, she’s definitely not up to her usual standards at the moment, I think only slight mutilation is fair, if we’re talking peak Sawyer then I’m making a smoothie out of her placenta and letting her poke me through a cattle grid with a scolding hot bar, whilst my mum watches. You need to: 1. Come up from your mothers basement and get some daylight, 2. Take up a frustration relieving past time, or 3. Seek urgent psychological help |
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 29, 2018 21:57:05 GMT
A charming insight into how traditional men of Derby entertain themselves during these long winter evenings. Lol😄You ready for the scrum on Wednesday😃 Yup - even passed up on an invitation to a corporate box to come and sit next to you for a cuddle xx |
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Post by WhyDelilah on Jan 29, 2018 21:58:35 GMT
C- Must try harder (by your standards). To be fair, as davejohnno has pointed out, she’s definitely not up to her usual standards at the moment, I think only slight mutilation is fair, if we’re talking peak Sawyer then I’m making a smoothie out of her placenta and letting her poke me through a cattle grid with a scolding hot bar, whilst my mum watches. Better 👍😂 |
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Jan 29, 2018 22:01:26 GMT
Lol😄You ready for the scrum on Wednesday😃 Yup - even passed up on an invitation to a corporate box to come and sit next to you for a cuddle xx Me and the football will keep you warm👍 |
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Post by andystokey on Jan 29, 2018 22:08:05 GMT
C- Must try harder (by your standards). To be fair, as davejohnno has pointed out, she’s definitely not up to her usual standards at the moment, I think only slight mutilation is fair, if we’re talking peak Sawyer then I’m making a smoothie out of her placenta and letting her poke me through a cattle grid with a scolding hot bar, whilst my mum watches. Imagine the little Catalan fella in his prime, his teeny gym shorts and Natalie invited around for a little Liam Lawrence mobile phone fun. See if that helps. |
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Post by chigstoke on Jan 29, 2018 22:10:07 GMT
To be fair, as davejohnno has pointed out, she’s definitely not up to her usual standards at the moment, I think only slight mutilation is fair, if we’re talking peak Sawyer then I’m making a smoothie out of her placenta and letting her poke me through a cattle grid with a scolding hot bar, whilst my mum watches. You need to: 1. Come up from your mothers basement and get some daylight, 2. Take up a frustration relieving past time, or 3. Seek urgent psychological help I'm sure he's not too many pent up wanks, he needs release at some point then maybe his psychopathic wantings for Miss Sawyer will slowly dissipate. |
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Post by chigstoke on Jan 29, 2018 22:11:30 GMT
To be fair, as davejohnno has pointed out, she’s definitely not up to her usual standards at the moment, I think only slight mutilation is fair, if we’re talking peak Sawyer then I’m making a smoothie out of her placenta and letting her poke me through a cattle grid with a scolding hot bar, whilst my mum watches. Imagine the little Catalan fella in his prime, his teeny gym shorts and Natalie invited around for a little Liam Lawrence mobile phone fun. See if that helps. Professional British and Catlonian footballers have a gang bang? Lawrence looks like he's having the time of his life in that original video. Proper enjoying himself. |
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Post by Waggy on Jan 29, 2018 22:19:34 GMT
Good god man. She does look like a girl that would take control and pin a man down though. You wouldn't be saying 'no ta' if after the first date she wanted to sexually ravage you though. I’ve never done it on a first date |
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