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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Jan 29, 2018 21:32:57 GMT
I would like to watch the game against Watford in a transparent perspex Hover ball, remote controlled by me, programmed by agreement with the authorities that it can never be within ten yards of the ball.
I would hover right next to Troy Deeney, and just stare at him, never saying a word, just staring.... unnerving him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 21:35:36 GMT
Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess? I'm 41 and sober hahahahaha I have got the flu though. It's really strange. Nothing wrong the the structure of the sentences and the words fit together well (ie - its anti-benj English), and you say you're sober.... But you have surely got to be completely off your fucking tits mate.
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 21:40:33 GMT
I'm 41 and sober hahahahaha I have got the flu though. It's really strange. Nothing wrong the the structure of the sentences and the words fit together well (ie - its anti-benj English), and you say you're sober.... But you have surely got to be completely off your fucking tits mate. Stone cold sober, never touched drugs in my 41 years. Doesn't hurt to think outside of the norm from time to time or the world would be a pretty boring place. I bet people said the same to the person who invented the trampoline, bungee jumping, rav4 etc etc
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jan 29, 2018 21:43:55 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. I sincerely hope you’re on the wind-up? Out of interest and tell me to FO, what do you do for a living? He's a perspex box salesman.
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 21:46:21 GMT
I sincerely hope you’re on the wind-up? Out of interest and tell me to FO, what do you do for a living? He's a perspex box salesman. Clearviewcoffins.com
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 29, 2018 21:47:49 GMT
I sincerely hope you’re on the wind-up? Out of interest and tell me to FO, what do you do for a living? He's a perspex box salesman. Beat me to it!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 21:49:22 GMT
It's really strange. Nothing wrong the the structure of the sentences and the words fit together well (ie - its anti-benj English), and you say you're sober.... But you have surely got to be completely off your fucking tits mate. Stone cold sober, never touched drugs in my 41 years. Doesn't hurt to think outside of the norm from time to time or the world would be a pretty boring place. I bet people said the same to the person who invented the trampoline, bungee jumping, rav4 etc etc I bet they didn't
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 21:51:03 GMT
Stone cold sober, never touched drugs in my 41 years. Doesn't hurt to think outside of the norm from time to time or the world would be a pretty boring place. I bet people said the same to the person who invented the trampoline, bungee jumping, rav4 etc etc I bet they didn't Ok I'll give you the trampoline and bungee one but the Rav4!!
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 29, 2018 21:54:45 GMT
It's really strange. Nothing wrong the the structure of the sentences and the words fit together well (ie - its anti-benj English), and you say you're sober.... But you have surely got to be completely off your fucking tits mate. Stone cold sober, never touched drugs in my 41 years. Doesn't hurt to think outside of the norm from time to time or the world would be a pretty boring place. I bet people said the same to the person who invented the trampoline, bungee jumping, rav4 etc etc Some folk clearly think you idea is 'out there's as far as I'm concerned it's just the next logical step from the feckin' Tunnel Club. If some daft bastard is prepared to cram half a dozen of his mates in and cough up two grand a head per game it's only a matter if time before one if the 'Top Six' monetizes it. Available at the opening of Chelsea's new ground in 2020 anyone??
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Post by samba :) on Jan 29, 2018 23:10:35 GMT
We should just make the grass so you only see it from above and then people follow the action underneath the pitch, class idea
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 23:14:55 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. This thread has potential.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 23:17:07 GMT
It ain't no fun
Sitting on your bum
When you're sitting on your bum on Perspex
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Jan 29, 2018 23:41:07 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Howdy! Are you on an Alcoholiday? Your idea's Dumb Dumb Dumb. Do you need direction? How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess? Nice. For those who don't get the Teenage Fanclub reference:
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Post by prudhoe on Jan 30, 2018 0:57:41 GMT
Nothing would surprise me the way football is heading. I wonder how long it'll be until matches in the Premier League are 12 a side. 11 pro's in each team and a millionaire tourist in each side who has paid a kings ransome for the club's play the game experience!
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Post by kustokie on Jan 30, 2018 3:49:12 GMT
Nothing would surprise me the way football is heading. I wonder how long it'll be until matches in the Premier League are 12 a side. 11 pro's in each team and a millionaire tourist in each side who has paid a kings ransome for the club's play the game experience! Sign me up!
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 30, 2018 4:18:55 GMT
Christ we struggle with organising the car parks ....could you imagine floating boxes above the pitch ! It would be like the “Jetsons” only a totally shambolic version, you’d be stuck in the box after the final whistle for hours whilst the marshalls organised traffic .....you’d need to pack shed loads of butties and drinks just to sustain you while you waited to exit the stadium ...😀
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Post by JoeinOz on Jan 30, 2018 6:42:26 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Did you have a dream where this happened?
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Post by hotterpotter on Jan 30, 2018 7:36:38 GMT
A perfect example of thinking (just) outside the box!
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Post by samba :) on Jan 30, 2018 8:21:18 GMT
Nothing would surprise me the way football is heading. I wonder how long it'll be until matches in the Premier League are 12 a side. 11 pro's in each team and a millionaire tourist in each side who has paid a kings ransome for the club's play the game experience! never heard of gianelli imbula
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 30, 2018 10:14:33 GMT
To clarify the box isn't "floating" it's supported by a steel cantilever so that the box itself sits just above and behind the crossbar, otherwise the whole idea is ludicrous.
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Post by Alvechurch Assassin on Jan 30, 2018 10:26:11 GMT
To clarify the box isn't "floating" it's supported by a steel cantilever so that the box itself sits just above and behind the crossbar, otherwise the whole idea is ludicrous. Is the box all seating, or will there be a safe standing option?
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Post by skippy on Jan 30, 2018 10:56:01 GMT
If you were sat behind some plonker in a perspex box I think it's safe to say even the empty box would obstruct your view, you're talking 2, maybe three sheets of perspex (including corners and where the edges meet). Not to mention the plonker himself.
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Post by skippy on Jan 30, 2018 11:02:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2018 13:44:10 GMT
How about an underground room in the goal, with a perspex dome projecting above ground near the back of the net large enough to accomdate your head, a bit like a deep sea expolring sub.
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Post by redstriper on Jan 30, 2018 14:37:56 GMT
For the ultimate experience, how about the game uses one of those orbs you can roll downhill in - instead of the ball. That way you get to feel every kick rather than just see it.
ps... Willie Carson in the above pic - brown hat, third from the left directly above the crossbar - didn't know he was a supporter...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2018 15:02:17 GMT
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Post by davethebass on Jan 30, 2018 15:04:27 GMT
We should just make the grass so you only see it from above and then people follow the action underneath the pitch, class idea Beat me to it! If it was all seater you'd need spinning chairs, like office chairs or something. It could be an all lying down stand I suppose, though that would reduce capacity. A standing area might work, but you'd need keep turning round, and you'd get neck ache when Crouchie was on.
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Post by samba :) on Jan 30, 2018 16:14:04 GMT
I'm loving this thread. Its like a massive "fuck you" to modern day football
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Post by PotterLog on Jan 30, 2018 16:25:45 GMT
Nothing would surprise me the way football is heading. I wonder how long it'll be until matches in the Premier League are 12 a side. 11 pro's in each team and a millionaire tourist in each side who has paid a kings ransome for the club's play the game experience! And the tourist is the only one who's allowed to score goals. That way they couldn't just leave him out of the game and you'd have all the 22 pros desperately trying to create a tap-in for the 54-year-old Taiwanese cement mogul huffing to stay onside. Sounds quite entertaining
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jan 30, 2018 16:34:56 GMT
Teenagefanclub has become my new favourite poster.
Great thread. Great band.
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