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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 20:08:42 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game.
Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar.
Can't believe it's not been invented as yet.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jan 29, 2018 20:10:02 GMT
How much have you had to drink
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jan 29, 2018 20:13:11 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Alright Mr Blaine?
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 20:14:10 GMT
But imagine the actual view of all the tussels at corners, I know we see them in close up on the tv, but this, this would be like being there!!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 29, 2018 20:18:02 GMT
Fantastic idea, if the opposition got a penalty I’d be helicoptering my knob and banging on the Perspex like a demented chimp trying to put them off.
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Post by lennythegoose on Jan 29, 2018 20:20:18 GMT
It would have a shitty yellow / brown tint to it after 3 seasons and you wouldn’t be able to see owt...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 20:22:34 GMT
Ten to fifteen years you'll have miniature drones following each player and official
VAR will be replaced by AI that tells the ref what to decide
Any push, trip, dive, foul, offside, goal, penalty, booking, corner and throw-in will be all accurately called
It'll be sanitised and clean and free from controversy.
As dull as it sounds it'll be a level playing field though as dodgy calls for the big teams will be a thing of the past as will Ferguson time as that too will be monitored by AI
Sound good or bad? Probably both
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Post by superheroantonius on Jan 29, 2018 20:24:43 GMT
You should be on dragons den
Hopefully your episode will actually be shown
My episode wasn't screened because of the brawl that kicked off after I told Debra whatshername , to run along and sort out some tea and biscuits while the men talk business.
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Post by PotterLog on Jan 29, 2018 20:26:15 GMT
It would have a shitty yellow / brown tint to it after 3 seasons and you wouldn’t be able to see owt... Come on I'm sure they'd provide access to a bathroom
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Post by andystokey on Jan 29, 2018 20:29:41 GMT
Puddled bugger
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Post by Gifton on Jan 29, 2018 20:30:09 GMT
What the fuck is this thread! Is this an acid flashback, should I start regretting my youth?
Perspex boxes hovering above goalposts and drones chasing players?
Where did all this come from?
"It'd be like being there"
Well course it'd be like being there, you fucking are there! In a box, hanging over the penalty box!!
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Post by skemstokie on Jan 29, 2018 20:31:01 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess?
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Post by stroller on Jan 29, 2018 20:35:28 GMT
How about an underground room in the goal, with a perspex dome projecting above ground near the back of the net large enough to accomdate your head, a bit like a deep sea expolring sub.
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Post by keasie1863 on Jan 29, 2018 20:40:25 GMT
I want a fucking drone I can sit in,following play. With a fridge full of orangeboom and a cattle prod, for imbula!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 29, 2018 20:41:12 GMT
Jesus Christ what the fuck is this thread?!
Amazing!
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 20:42:07 GMT
How about an underground room in the goal, with a perspex dome projecting above ground near the back of the net large enough to accomdate your head, a bit like a deep sea expolring sub. What a great idea!!! Can't understand why none of this has been considered previously.
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Post by keasie1863 on Jan 29, 2018 20:42:08 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess? I hope he's not 50!
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Post by teenagefanclub on Jan 29, 2018 20:43:04 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess? I'm 41 and sober hahahahaha I have got the flu though.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 20:44:24 GMT
The state of this thread, although I'm strangely attracted towards Mackey's helicopter base drum idea for some reason.
That could be interesting until someone like Bony or Lukaku returned the favour after scoring in front of you.
Ouch.
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 29, 2018 21:01:21 GMT
I think the one for me would be to keep the wire and pully system in place for the overhead camera at Wembley but replace the camera with an adult sized baby bouncer harness that you could sit in and be zipped around following the play from a height of about forty feet.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 21:03:00 GMT
The state of this thread, although I'm strangely attracted towards Mackey's helicopter base drum idea for some reason. That could be interesting until someone like Bony or Lukaku returned the favour after scoring in front of you. Ouch. That's a straight red, according to FIFA: SENDING-OFF OFFENCES A player, substitute or substituted player who commits any of the following offences is sent off: * denying the opposing team a goal or an obvious goal-scoring opportunity by deliberately handling the ball (except a goalkeeper within their penalty area) * denying a goal or an obvious goal-scoring opportunity to an opponent whose overall movement is towards the offender's goal by an offence punishable by a free kick (unless as outlined below) * serious foul play * spitting at an opponent or any other person * violent conduct * using offensive, insulting or abusive language and/or gestures * receiving a second caution in the same match * helicoptoring of the wang as part of a goal celebration They had the foresight to amend law 12 three seasons ago.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 29, 2018 21:04:53 GMT
The state of this thread, although I'm strangely attracted towards Mackey's helicopter base drum idea for some reason. That could be interesting until someone like Bony or Lukaku returned the favour after scoring in front of you. Ouch. We have Zouma, it doesn’t matter who the opposition is, it’d be like bringing a cheese string to a tree trunk fight.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 21:06:00 GMT
It's possibly the wankest idea I've ever heard in my whole life
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Jan 29, 2018 21:07:16 GMT
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Post by skemstokie on Jan 29, 2018 21:11:38 GMT
Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess? I'm 41 and sober hahahahaha I have got the flu though. Go easy on the night nurse,doctors orders p.s. if you had the flu i don`t think you would be on the Oatcake
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Post by skemstokie on Jan 29, 2018 21:14:51 GMT
Can i hazard a guess from your user name your age is lower teens? around thirteen would be my guess? I hope he's not 50! 41 years of age but been on night nurse gone down with man flu
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puzo
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Post by puzo on Jan 29, 2018 21:16:25 GMT
How good would it be if you could sit in one and watch the game. Great birds eye view of the 6 yard box. Wouldn't obstruct the view that much of people in the stand as it's perspex. Set back so you could still tell if it hit the bar. Can't believe it's not been invented as yet. I sincerely hope you’re on the wind-up? Out of interest and tell me to FO, what do you do for a living?
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 29, 2018 21:19:34 GMT
The state of this thread, although I'm strangely attracted towards Mackey's helicopter base drum idea for some reason. That could be interesting until someone like Bony or Lukaku returned the favour after scoring in front of you. Ouch. We have Zouma, it doesn’t matter who the opposition is, it’d be like bringing a cheese string to a tree trunk fight. Might go some way to explaining Saido's lack of form in front of goal. Got fined for ploughing up the pitch whilst celebrating.
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Post by jg8 on Jan 29, 2018 21:21:55 GMT
Thread of the year (so far)
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 29, 2018 21:25:56 GMT
We have Zouma, it doesn’t matter who the opposition is, it’d be like bringing a cheese string to a tree trunk fight. Might go some way to explaining Saido's lack of form in front of goal. Got fined for ploughing up the pitch whilst celebrating. I reckon that explains his lack of form still, I think he was raring to go at the start of the season, however when Kurt arrived he realised he no longer had the meatiest python in the reptile enclosure, poor bastard, it must have felt like being at the shooting range and you have the biggest, most powerful shotgun there, and then when you least expect it some fucker rocks up packing a bazooka. He can’t catch a break.
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