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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 3, 2017 11:31:39 GMT
"SUNDERLAND FAN IN DIRTY PROTEST | A lad at Sunderland managed to take a dump in the stand during yesterdays game, 💩 🤢 ... "100% Happened. Kid was two rows back from me. He was absolutely blitzed, may well have had more than just booze looking at his eyes. He was in a bad way a few games ago as well, sleep in his seat. Today he dropped his pants to his ankles, squatted and curled one out. Everyone around him parted. he pulled his pants back up and just stood there totally spaced out! Then the coppers came up and took him away. A bairn in the row in front saw the shit and started gagging before spewing into our row! ( 📷 - Shieldsdan86)"  |
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Dec 3, 2017 11:38:57 GMT
Have West Ham submitted an offer for the turd yet?...
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 3, 2017 11:39:04 GMT
"SUNDERLAND FAN IN DIRTY PROTEST | A lad at Sunderland managed to take a dump in the stand during yesterdays game, 💩 🤢 ... "100% Happened. Kid was two rows back from me. He was absolutely blitzed, may well have had more than just booze looking at his eyes. He was in a bad way a few games ago as well, sleep in his seat. Today he dropped his pants to his ankles, squatted and curled one out. Everyone around him parted. he pulled his pants back up and just stood there totally spaced out! Then the coppers came up and took him away. A bairn in the row in front saw the shit and started gagging before spewing into our row! ( 📷 - Shieldsdan86)" View AttachmentWhat a twat. Sunderland May be shite, but there’s no excuse for that. Sounds like he didn’t even wipe his arse, let alone wash his hands. Filthy cunt. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 11:42:26 GMT
He was just "Ready To Go"
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Post by walrus on Dec 3, 2017 11:42:32 GMT
I'm sure the poor fucker who cleans up after him for minimum wage or not much more will really appreciate his protest.
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Post by kidcrewbob on Dec 3, 2017 11:47:06 GMT
Caught between 2 stools I'd say......
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Dec 3, 2017 11:51:48 GMT
Stadium of shite.
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Post by huuuuuth on Dec 3, 2017 11:57:54 GMT
‘Kinell, you couldn’t make this shit up 💩🤮
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 12:01:48 GMT
Looks like they are heading for relegation into the turd tier of English football.
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Post by waffles on Dec 3, 2017 16:00:02 GMT
"SUNDERLAND FAN IN DIRTY PROTEST | A lad at Sunderland managed to take a dump in the stand during yesterdays game, 💩 🤢 ... "100% Happened. Kid was two rows back from me. He was absolutely blitzed, may well have had more than just booze looking at his eyes. He was in a bad way a few games ago as well, sleep in his seat. Today he dropped his pants to his ankles, squatted and curled one out. Everyone around him parted. he pulled his pants back up and just stood there totally spaced out! Then the coppers came up and took him away. A bairn in the row in front saw the shit and started gagging before spewing into our row! ( 📷 - Shieldsdan86)" What a twat. Sunderland May be shite, but there’s no excuse for that. Sounds like he didn’t even wipe his arse, let alone wash his hands. Filthy cunt. I'm not certain but I would of thought toilet roll, a sink, soap and a towel are not available next to where he was sitting. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 16:06:08 GMT
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 3, 2017 16:33:23 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 16:34:28 GMT
The state of him. His hair I mean. Proper goon. |
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 3, 2017 16:40:26 GMT
Dave The Horse @zoolander1978 8m8 minutes ago
Dave The Horse Retweeted Richard Crowder
A steward saw the turd and shouted "who's shit on the floor" John O'Shea shouted "me! but I'm better in the air" Decent TBF.
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Post by waffles on Dec 3, 2017 16:41:25 GMT
Captain's log, stardate 2017.
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Post by StokieNath on Dec 3, 2017 16:42:24 GMT
Disgusting that.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was on some funny pills...
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Post by trickydicky73 on Dec 3, 2017 16:55:50 GMT
Hughes will probably try to sign it in January.
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Post by liamo on Dec 3, 2017 17:04:24 GMT
Next time anyone feels like moaning at Stoke fans for leaving early remember that there's a Sunderland fan somewhere that thinks it's perfectly ok to drop his trousers in the stands and birth king Kong's finger in front of his fellow fans
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Post by waffles on Dec 3, 2017 17:13:55 GMT
Next time anyone feels like moaning at Stoke fans for leaving early remember that there's a Sunderland fan somewhere that thinks it's perfectly ok to drop his trousers in the stands and birth king Kong's finger in front of his fellow fans Would one mind if I used "king Kong's finger" in future conversations at work, I totally understand it's plagerisum but ones just pissed ones self. |
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Post by RedandWhite90 on Dec 3, 2017 17:20:11 GMT
Next time anyone feels like moaning at Stoke fans for leaving early remember that there's a Sunderland fan somewhere that thinks it's perfectly ok to drop his trousers in the stands and birth king Kong's finger in front of his fellow fans Would one mind if I used "king Kong's finger" in future conversations at work, I totally understand it's plagerisum but ones just pissed ones self. Seconded!!! Absolutely brilliant |
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Post by nott1 on Dec 3, 2017 17:47:56 GMT
They should put in a commode to replace his seat in time for the next game.
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Post by yes on Dec 3, 2017 18:04:30 GMT
I've got no love for Sunderland, but that thread is brilliant and a bit endearing 😂
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Post by mouseykanga2 on Dec 3, 2017 18:07:44 GMT
The cleaning staff refused to clean it up on there normal rate.. They wanted time and a turd 😂😂😂😂
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Post by stokiesteve on Dec 3, 2017 18:11:50 GMT
Apparently he was arrested for 'Bleach of the Piece'
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Post by felonious on Dec 3, 2017 18:43:07 GMT
"Will this be good or bad for our City of Culture bid?"  |
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Dec 3, 2017 18:45:44 GMT
The state of him. His hair I mean. Proper goon.[/quote Eraserhead? Love the quote from the Sunderland site: "Was it the same guy who curled one out in the aisle of a coach last season?!..." |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Dec 3, 2017 20:02:59 GMT
I should have known that opening a thread called "Sunderland fan shits in the stand" while eating my dinner wasn't a good idea...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 20:40:05 GMT
Hughes will probably try to sign it in January. £18 million if some of his previous signings are anything to go by. |
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Dec 3, 2017 20:45:51 GMT
Speaking of bowel movements, I just had a glass of egg nog and rum, so I'm figuring two to three hours tops until I'm tipping my hat to Sunderland.
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Dec 3, 2017 22:40:59 GMT
From the SMB
"So Mr Mawson, can you describe your movements on the afternoon of the 2nd December
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