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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 31, 2017 20:18:18 GMT
A cautionary tale. While travelling past Newcastle college today using the enforced traffic diversion and minding my own business a young lady decided that her shoes needed attention. In the process of carrying out the manoeuvre the passing traffic was treated to a sight best left in the privacy of her own house. Let's just say that the shorter and more rotund figure is best left concealed from a busy road.
Kept the vehicle in a straight line anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2017 20:20:23 GMT
A cautionary tale. While travelling past Newcastle college today using the enforced traffic diversion and minding my own business a young lady decided that her shoes needed attention. In the process of carrying out the manoeuvre the passing traffic was treated to a sight best left in the privacy of her own house. Let's just say that the shorter and more rotund figure is best left concealed from a busy road. Kept the vehicle in a straight line anyway. Was she still there the second time you drove past ??  |
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Oct 31, 2017 20:51:09 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 31, 2017 20:51:09 GMT
A cautionary tale. While travelling past Newcastle college today using the enforced traffic diversion and minding my own business a young lady decided that her shoes needed attention. In the process of carrying out the manoeuvre the passing traffic was treated to a sight best left in the privacy of her own house. Let's just say that the shorter and more rotund figure is best left concealed from a busy road. Kept the vehicle in a straight line anyway. Was she still there the second time you drove past ?? I don't think she noticed, much!!. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2017 20:57:22 GMT
Was she still there the second time you drove past ?? I don't think she noticed, much!!. To use the oft quoted phrase "Pic, or it didn't happen" Come on you know you took a sneak photo  |
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Oct 31, 2017 21:45:47 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 31, 2017 21:45:47 GMT
I don't think she noticed, much!!. To use the oft quoted phrase "Pic, or it didn't happen" Come on you know you took a sneak photo Both hands were on the wheel all the time, honest Guv.😉 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2017 23:07:35 GMT
Any excuse for this.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2017 23:38:02 GMT
A cautionary tale. While travelling past Newcastle college today using the enforced traffic diversion and minding my own business a young lady decided that her shoes needed attention. In the process of carrying out the manoeuvre the passing traffic was treated to a sight best left in the privacy of her own house. Let's just say that the shorter and more rotund figure is best left concealed from a busy road. Kept the vehicle in a straight line anyway. That's why I stick to Y fronts |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2017 2:42:42 GMT
 Obligatory photo required for reference. |
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Post by auntiegeorge on Nov 1, 2017 6:10:25 GMT
Thanks for the pic old un. It made my tea and toast go down a treat this morning. That's one enforced diversion I don't mind taking.
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Nov 1, 2017 6:41:17 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 1, 2017 6:41:17 GMT
Obligatory photo required for reference. If only. I'd probably have wrecked the car if that was doing up her shoelaces in front of me. 👍 |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2017 6:52:31 GMT
Obligatory photo required for reference. If only. I'd probably have wrecked the car if that was doing up her shoelaces in front of me. 👍 I take it she didn't exactly look like that then ? |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 1, 2017 7:15:16 GMT
If only. I'd probably have wrecked the car if that was doing up her shoelaces in front of me. 👍 I take it she didn't exactly look like that then ? The only similarity is the piece of black material, after that just imagine something the size of a hippo in tight jeans. 🤤 (or just the hippo). |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2017 11:20:35 GMT
You would just love to blow a raspberry on that botty!
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Nov 1, 2017 11:34:32 GMT
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Post by wagsastokie on Nov 1, 2017 11:48:02 GMT
Sorry to be picky but he did say tight jeans |
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Post by Pedropotter on Nov 1, 2017 11:57:53 GMT
A cautionary tale. While travelling past Newcastle college today using the enforced traffic diversion and minding my own business a young lady decided that her shoes needed attention. In the process of carrying out the manoeuvre the passing traffic was treated to a sight best left in the privacy of her own house. Let's just say that the shorter and more rotund figure is best left concealed from a busy road. Kept the vehicle in a straight line anyway. i though it was a new roundabout. |
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Post by starkiller on Nov 1, 2017 12:23:21 GMT
The word 'rotund' put me off.
More chance of finding a unicorn than a non-landwhale in the UK.
Oh well, that's body positivism for you.
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Nov 1, 2017 13:33:53 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Nov 1, 2017 13:33:53 GMT
Obligatory photo required for reference. Is that your wife? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2017 13:35:25 GMT
Obligatory photo required for reference. Is that your wife? Yes but it was a few years ago. Before the booze and take always. |
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Nov 1, 2017 14:11:31 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Nov 1, 2017 14:11:31 GMT
Yes but it was a few years ago. Before the booze and take always. By gum your a lucky man. |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 1, 2017 18:16:27 GMT
Sorry to be picky but he did say tight jeans Bloody hell it's her sister!!. |
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Post by thevoid on Nov 1, 2017 20:48:23 GMT
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