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Post by Silkystoke on Sept 16, 2017 7:27:56 GMT
To watch footie...... my wife hates footie so I constantly bend the rules and tell her bullshit to watch the game...
Just wondering if anyone else does it and what excuses they come up with...!
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 16, 2017 7:43:19 GMT
Have you got an exotic French wife Silky...
Forgive me if I've asked you before, but I'm a chronic pervert 🐌🥐🐸🥖other stereotypes are availableXx
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2017 7:50:16 GMT
Biggest lie I ever told.....I DO.....Believe you me...I DIDN'T...
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Post by mattador78 on Sept 16, 2017 8:02:15 GMT
Honestly I believe England can win the World Cup so that's why I'm watching all the group games in my fortnight off work as I'm trying to judge who we will play in the next round. I substitute the World Cup for euros every two years don't think the wife believes me just looks at me like I'm a cock and goes out 😇
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Post by haway on Sept 16, 2017 8:31:34 GMT
Biggest lie I have told to watch Sunderland?
"You'll enjoy it."
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Post by Waggy on Sept 16, 2017 8:37:14 GMT
I told Mother once i would only drink a couple at an away game ended up that drunk and came home with jumper on back to front and i still dont know how it happened to this day. Told Mother its because i fancied a change of style.
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Post by Northy on Sept 16, 2017 8:59:03 GMT
I cant come home this weekend Im on duty. and - To boss who had no knowledge of football 'it would be easier for me if the meeting was in the morning then i could get away back home' travelled the night before and got a hotel and fuel on the company to see away games  |
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Post by mickstupp on Sept 16, 2017 9:07:34 GMT
I told Mother once i would only drink a couple at an away game ended up that drunk and came home with jumper on back to front and i still dont know how it happened to this day. Told Mother its because i fancied a change of style. Amusing anecdote |
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Post by LDE76 on Sept 16, 2017 10:17:58 GMT
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Post by sheikhmomo on Sept 16, 2017 11:12:40 GMT
Living in London at the time I couldn't get half a day off for a big game so I came up with a ludicrously transparent burglary story. Well worth it though - Stoke 0 Liverpool 8.  One month later I was burgled. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 16, 2017 11:23:05 GMT
I dont lie.
I just tell her straight. Lol
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Post by NassauDave on Sept 16, 2017 12:29:56 GMT
A job interview in a restaurant in the 80s. I told them that I had a Ford Sierra and that I wanted something of an equal size. The interviewers walked me out to the car park where I sheepishly got into my Ford Escort. ..... Funnily enough I got the job |
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Post by walrus on Sept 16, 2017 12:35:40 GMT
I don't think I could be in a relationship with someone who wasn't happy to let me watch football all the time.
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Post by stokester1989 on Sept 16, 2017 13:01:05 GMT
Dont have to lie, she gets her soaps in the week i get my footy on the weekend. fair deal i would say.
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