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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Sept 2, 2017 20:55:15 GMT
I'll start.
Running your fingers along the lip of a car's wing to check to see if it's actually made of metal, rather than Paddy Hopkirk's Plastic Padding filler. For younger readers, this part of a vehicle check was not required if you were buying a Reliant or Lotus.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 2, 2017 21:17:11 GMT
Dance to the tune of my ex. It's a lengthy list but free of the hassle.
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Post by professorplump on Sept 2, 2017 23:48:49 GMT
Fit a plug to an appliance.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 3:50:40 GMT
Boil something in a bag.
Pour wine from a box.
Try to open a Party Seven.
Get a pair of stretch drainpipe jeans onto my own self.
Sit watching Ceefax football scores.
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Post by elystokie on Sept 3, 2017 4:14:41 GMT
After tomorrow night any more night shifts  |
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Post by trickydicky73 on Sept 3, 2017 5:05:00 GMT
Comb or brush my hair.
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Post by Northy on Sept 3, 2017 5:32:15 GMT
bull shine my shoes
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Post by felonious on Sept 3, 2017 6:06:05 GMT
Memory. I'm sure I was thinking of something yesterday that would fit perfectly in here but now it's gone.
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Post by woodstein on Sept 3, 2017 6:28:04 GMT
*Leave a pub in the afternoon because it closes.
*Wait for an attendant to put petrol in your car.
*Look for a phone box
*Struggle like hell to find out football results and reports.
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Post by shangamuzo on Sept 3, 2017 7:10:36 GMT
Work.
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 3, 2017 7:43:41 GMT
Use a choke on the car '
Remember to pick up free tin opener when buying can of coke ( pre ring pulls )
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 8:09:27 GMT
Remember phone numbers.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 9:15:02 GMT
Chase women!
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 3, 2017 10:39:39 GMT
Work to get a full state pension  I've just retired and after 49 years of unbroken employment am about to receive full pension of £159 a week. A relative who has worked only for her last seven years up to 65 will get the same because she will be entitled to pension credits to top up her meagre £208 per month that she has earned through NI contributions. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 11:00:38 GMT
Work to get a full state pension I've just retired and after 49 years of unbroken employment am about to receive full pension of £159 a week. A relative who has worked only for her last seven years up to 65 will get the same because she will be entitled to pension credits to top up her meagre £208 per month that she has earned through NI contributions. The Pension system here is rubbish really. An embarrassment for a supposedly great nation. You can file it under 'work your whole life, buy your own house, and when you need Residential Care, we'll have it all off you (whereas if you've not worked a day in your life, we will fund you'). Great nation my arse. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 11:42:06 GMT
Iron my pulling shirt
put 2 stroke in the bikes petrol tank and shake it together
clock on
be nice to all women because my togger thought we had a chance and it ruled my life.
worry about losing to Vale
cut the hedges with shears and mow the lawn with a manual mower
turn the mangle for my Grandma
Chop sticks and make fire lighters (for all the bloody street)
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Post by andrewguk on Sept 3, 2017 13:39:08 GMT
Heard on the radio the other week that boxed wine sales are on the up. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 3, 2017 13:44:27 GMT
Watch Salif Diao impersonate a footballer.
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Post by raythesailor on Sept 3, 2017 13:53:46 GMT
Squeze pimples !
I know it's disgusting but could not resist
😃⚓️
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 14:03:21 GMT
Listen to rag bone man hollering.
Try to avoid stepping on milky white dog shit.
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Post by andrewguk on Sept 3, 2017 14:05:01 GMT
Dial up internet  & use floppy disks |
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Post by muglump on Sept 3, 2017 14:09:08 GMT
Check to see when we've got the vale that season
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 3, 2017 14:41:53 GMT
Listen to rag bone man hollering. Try to avoid stepping on milky white dog shit. We've still got a rag man round here, twice a month,noisy git!.🙄 |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 3, 2017 15:28:58 GMT
Listen to rag bone man hollering. Try to avoid stepping on milky white dog shit. Every week the bastard is down my street, next time he comes I'm going to give him a spoon, he's had everything else. |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Sept 3, 2017 15:47:33 GMT
Stick the water on 'cos you want a bath in an hour. Listen to rag bone man hollering. Christ, you get about 4 a day, every day round here  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 15:49:42 GMT
Stick the water on 'cos you want a bath in an hour. Listen to rag bone man hollering. Christ, you get about 4 a day, every day round here I'd move... |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 3, 2017 16:53:57 GMT
Woo Women. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 3, 2017 16:57:42 GMT
Rewind a film after watching it.
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