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Post by ParaPsych on Sept 4, 2017 18:56:26 GMT
And who can ever forget the night David Beckham took on the Greeks at Old Trafford while he was having a ghost poo? "it is was and a game of greatness of important happenings with so much to go from and places to go i it was england vs greece and it was but not as many people thought it would turn out it did the way that it went but Old trafford sixty thosand people together as one though some say it could of been more but it they came out always a strange tunnel in the corner but boom god save the queen faithful and triumfant victorious long and faithful god save the queen they sung even beckham and then it kicked off and once again we watched it in the living room no problems no touch of frost this time to hold things back but it was saturday not wednesday night like last time and a day time kick off as nothing is on tv saturday afternoons maybe war films with soldiers but it was england match of the day me carl and step dad all around the table and monopoly but all eyes on england and eyes on motson who could not be seen but focused and kick off and it was ready it was england but it was like them but it was not right not like germany and carl said maybe it was a one off then but it was england struggling like at newcastle it was hard and greek were fast and strong and going totally awag with outfield football ability and made england look like chesterfield but it was they were on top which is never right and never good to watch england playing like chesterfield all over the place and greece throwing everything chance after chance england no answer and no attacks scholes and gerrard going awag in a bad way in the middle of the park which is never a good sign we started with the Monopoly again from last night but the game was still left to be played and i am the tophat carl is the car and my step dad the boat and i own the gas works but it was harry selars for greek bang boom cross shot well struck greece goal explosion go directly to jail land on park lane at the same time which carl then bought but it was england madness and the bull fighters had taken the lead and then nothing better from england it was half time not looking good as i went for a ghost poo not using any paper to wipe which was lucky then the second half happened they came out attacking a goal surrounded by england fans but it was the same as before only a different direction but it was all england behind both goals the greeks i do not now maybe well hidden we had chicken and chips to eat in between but no gravey then both England and monopoly kicked off again move past go two hundred fake pounds please as barmby went off who was poor on the left wing first half but on came cole who is rubbish at times but good but can be poor but did well and got the defence of the greeks in a muddle and cole behind power shot well saved but still mixed from england and all playing badly but appart from beckham who is he was is everywhere doing everyones job but only him and martin in goals are doing us proud then it happened on comes sheringham on he comes as sub off goes someone maybe fowler i cant remeber as i was buying hotels on regent street at the time but then corner ball down the left beckham crosses sheringham power bounce header boom bang goal england score and it was is 1-1 sheringham only on the pitch 2 seconds maybe less but first touch england are level immense old trafford ground explosion and i buy a house on old kent road it is it now england are back and are looking to destroy the bull fighters but then with the crowd building up in to an awag volume exposion it was greeks again the minute later keown or ferdanand falls over slip slide gentle placement goal in to the corner 1-2 and carl throws the momopoly comunity chest across the room in temper cards go everywhere so much is shattered what now england let slip no way back but just like vale always hope and germany still being held by finland at home stay like this and england do go out but it will not happen more subs made macamanaman on for ash cole going all attack now and a couple of good chances but now only 5 minutes left of normal ref time greek goalkeeping man having total blinder nothing goes in just like goodlad when on form but it keeps going and england need it bad injury time added four minutes as carl wins monopoly building hotels on the gas works does not count but it is england moving forward 2 minutes left attacks more foiled again last minute of injury time arrives sheringham wins free kick 30 yards out but who to take beckham or gerrard but it is beckham had so many free kicks that after noon all not good but this one he can do it needs something special like brammer or mills about him from a dead ball situation steps up englands last hope smack bang boom curl bending goal dipping power goal explosion top corner AWAG not BROOKER but BECKHAM 2-2 as Old Trafford rose as one last minute and it is ultimate awag at its best and it is germany draw held no goals at home to finland or poland can not remember all a blur but it was BECKHAM pure magic dream free kick dipping goal explosion crowd explosion england pubs explosion birches head explosion all over the country AWAG EXPLOSION as England make the world cup somewhere next year and we had some tea to celebrate and will play monopoly again later England Player ratings Nigel Martin 8 (Englands best player who played in goal today for england and made some good saves to stop nasty bad things happening and becoming real) Gary Neville 6 (it was neville he is not great but can be good in a good way but today he did get forward but not at his best which is rare anyway but he was there is no one better which is a shame at right back) Ashley Cole 6 (not special but it he i mean is a good one for future events is ok but could of done better but let people get in behind which is never good) Martin Keown 6 (old now but still has a brain in his head inside his skull which is in his head but he is old now) Rio Ferdanand 6 (lots of talent a bit like michael walsh at vale but ferdanad is to XXXXXXy) Steven Gerrard 5 (poor and not good i said before alcohol plays havoc with my tail maybe it was him drinking in mid week that affected his preformance i just do not now but he was poor) David BECKHAM 10 (all were poor today outfield but BECKHAM was there doing things like a combination of Bridge Wilkinson Brammer and Naylor everywhere doing so much made a goal scored a goal) Paul Scholes 5 (not he was not good he was bad had a volley well saved in the box but not good a passanger and kept not finding players in england shirts with his short passes) Robbie Fowler 5 (did not go and do what it was it what the people said and score goals does things but is a poacher not enough hard work and things but a bit of an anigmer if truth be told) Emile Heskey 6 (does things and is strong can be good but is not good at other times needs to do better more often like germany) Nick Barnby 5 (not good but he can be but yet another who did not do well and did not link up i do not now) subs Teddy Sheringham 8 (sent the crowd in to pre awag moment of joy with a goal but was cut short but did well other wise) Steve Macamanaman 6 (not much to make an impact but did not make as many mistake as in the last game for England at Newcastle)" The end Christ, I've got tears running down my face and the kids just don't understand. I'd forgotten all about Germany Dave and Nicky Kong. And the bloody coal in the scanner. Where the hell have you been keeping that lot mark? What is it, 17 years old? Posters today think they've seen it all... it's like the Clayton wars never happened Dangerous Dan Miggs is a regular on Facebook now, telling us of his adventures with Norbs and trying to get Nick Kong to visit his dojo.
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Post by localloser on Sept 4, 2017 19:36:53 GMT
And who can ever forget the night David Beckham took on the Greeks at Old Trafford while he was having a ghost poo? "it is was and a game of greatness of important happenings with so much to go from and places to go i it was england vs greece and it was but not as many people thought it would turn out it did the way that it went but Old trafford sixty thosand people together as one though some say it could of been more but it they came out always a strange tunnel in the corner but boom god save the queen faithful and triumfant victorious long and faithful god save the queen they sung even beckham and then it kicked off and once again we watched it in the living room no problems no touch of frost this time to hold things back but it was saturday not wednesday night like last time and a day time kick off as nothing is on tv saturday afternoons maybe war films with soldiers but it was england match of the day me carl and step dad all around the table and monopoly but all eyes on england and eyes on motson who could not be seen but focused and kick off and it was ready it was england but it was like them but it was not right not like germany and carl said maybe it was a one off then but it was england struggling like at newcastle it was hard and greek were fast and strong and going totally awag with outfield football ability and made england look like chesterfield but it was they were on top which is never right and never good to watch england playing like chesterfield all over the place and greece throwing everything chance after chance england no answer and no attacks scholes and gerrard going awag in a bad way in the middle of the park which is never a good sign we started with the Monopoly again from last night but the game was still left to be played and i am the tophat carl is the car and my step dad the boat and i own the gas works but it was harry selars for greek bang boom cross shot well struck greece goal explosion go directly to jail land on park lane at the same time which carl then bought but it was england madness and the bull fighters had taken the lead and then nothing better from england it was half time not looking good as i went for a ghost poo not using any paper to wipe which was lucky then the second half happened they came out attacking a goal surrounded by england fans but it was the same as before only a different direction but it was all england behind both goals the greeks i do not now maybe well hidden we had chicken and chips to eat in between but no gravey then both England and monopoly kicked off again move past go two hundred fake pounds please as barmby went off who was poor on the left wing first half but on came cole who is rubbish at times but good but can be poor but did well and got the defence of the greeks in a muddle and cole behind power shot well saved but still mixed from england and all playing badly but appart from beckham who is he was is everywhere doing everyones job but only him and martin in goals are doing us proud then it happened on comes sheringham on he comes as sub off goes someone maybe fowler i cant remeber as i was buying hotels on regent street at the time but then corner ball down the left beckham crosses sheringham power bounce header boom bang goal england score and it was is 1-1 sheringham only on the pitch 2 seconds maybe less but first touch england are level immense old trafford ground explosion and i buy a house on old kent road it is it now england are back and are looking to destroy the bull fighters but then with the crowd building up in to an awag volume exposion it was greeks again the minute later keown or ferdanand falls over slip slide gentle placement goal in to the corner 1-2 and carl throws the momopoly comunity chest across the room in temper cards go everywhere so much is shattered what now england let slip no way back but just like vale always hope and germany still being held by finland at home stay like this and england do go out but it will not happen more subs made macamanaman on for ash cole going all attack now and a couple of good chances but now only 5 minutes left of normal ref time greek goalkeeping man having total blinder nothing goes in just like goodlad when on form but it keeps going and england need it bad injury time added four minutes as carl wins monopoly building hotels on the gas works does not count but it is england moving forward 2 minutes left attacks more foiled again last minute of injury time arrives sheringham wins free kick 30 yards out but who to take beckham or gerrard but it is beckham had so many free kicks that after noon all not good but this one he can do it needs something special like brammer or mills about him from a dead ball situation steps up englands last hope smack bang boom curl bending goal dipping power goal explosion top corner AWAG not BROOKER but BECKHAM 2-2 as Old Trafford rose as one last minute and it is ultimate awag at its best and it is germany draw held no goals at home to finland or poland can not remember all a blur but it was BECKHAM pure magic dream free kick dipping goal explosion crowd explosion england pubs explosion birches head explosion all over the country AWAG EXPLOSION as England make the world cup somewhere next year and we had some tea to celebrate and will play monopoly again later England Player ratings Nigel Martin 8 (Englands best player who played in goal today for england and made some good saves to stop nasty bad things happening and becoming real) Gary Neville 6 (it was neville he is not great but can be good in a good way but today he did get forward but not at his best which is rare anyway but he was there is no one better which is a shame at right back) Ashley Cole 6 (not special but it he i mean is a good one for future events is ok but could of done better but let people get in behind which is never good) Martin Keown 6 (old now but still has a brain in his head inside his skull which is in his head but he is old now) Rio Ferdanand 6 (lots of talent a bit like michael walsh at vale but ferdanad is to XXXXXXy) Steven Gerrard 5 (poor and not good i said before alcohol plays havoc with my tail maybe it was him drinking in mid week that affected his preformance i just do not now but he was poor) David BECKHAM 10 (all were poor today outfield but BECKHAM was there doing things like a combination of Bridge Wilkinson Brammer and Naylor everywhere doing so much made a goal scored a goal) Paul Scholes 5 (not he was not good he was bad had a volley well saved in the box but not good a passanger and kept not finding players in england shirts with his short passes) Robbie Fowler 5 (did not go and do what it was it what the people said and score goals does things but is a poacher not enough hard work and things but a bit of an anigmer if truth be told) Emile Heskey 6 (does things and is strong can be good but is not good at other times needs to do better more often like germany) Nick Barnby 5 (not good but he can be but yet another who did not do well and did not link up i do not now) subs Teddy Sheringham 8 (sent the crowd in to pre awag moment of joy with a goal but was cut short but did well other wise) Steve Macamanaman 6 (not much to make an impact but did not make as many mistake as in the last game for England at Newcastle)" The end Greyman: thank you so much for taking the trouble to dig this out. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Going for a ghost poo now... By the way, what DID awag stand for?
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Post by muglump on Sept 4, 2017 20:30:43 GMT
What is a birches head explosion?
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Post by lagwafis on Sept 4, 2017 20:48:48 GMT
Gooooaaarrrrn Norman!
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Post by block30row19 on Sept 4, 2017 21:14:29 GMT
This is a surprisingly large and ongoing thread, we seem to have a lot of fans amused by The Vale! Edited Well edited. For the last time we are not obsessed. We are taking the piss.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2017 21:35:20 GMT
What is a birches head explosion? Post curry seismic tremors. Can be felt in Burslem often causing serious damage when a 50p plate falls off the wall or a pre war outside toilet collapses.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2017 21:35:36 GMT
Gooooaaarrrrn Norman! What a donkey he is.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 5, 2017 7:20:26 GMT
Anyone else remember that loon over on OVF calling himself Valiantitis or something similar a good few years ago? He'd write pages and pages of utter nonsense. Wonder what happened to him. Christ, he was funny. All this Vale talk just reminded me of him.... He bought the club.
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Post by greyman on Sept 5, 2017 7:39:45 GMT
And who can ever forget the night David Beckham took on the Greeks at Old Trafford while he was having a ghost poo? "it is was and a game of greatness of important happenings with so much to go from and places to go i it was england vs greece and it was but not as many people thought it would turn out it did the way that it went but Old trafford sixty thosand people together as one though some say it could of been more but it they came out always a strange tunnel in the corner but boom god save the queen faithful and triumfant victorious long and faithful god save the queen they sung even beckham and then it kicked off and once again we watched it in the living room no problems no touch of frost this time to hold things back but it was saturday not wednesday night like last time and a day time kick off as nothing is on tv saturday afternoons maybe war films with soldiers but it was england match of the day me carl and step dad all around the table and monopoly but all eyes on england and eyes on motson who could not be seen but focused and kick off and it was ready it was england but it was like them but it was not right not like germany and carl said maybe it was a one off then but it was england struggling like at newcastle it was hard and greek were fast and strong and going totally awag with outfield football ability and made england look like chesterfield but it was they were on top which is never right and never good to watch england playing like chesterfield all over the place and greece throwing everything chance after chance england no answer and no attacks scholes and gerrard going awag in a bad way in the middle of the park which is never a good sign we started with the Monopoly again from last night but the game was still left to be played and i am the tophat carl is the car and my step dad the boat and i own the gas works but it was harry selars for greek bang boom cross shot well struck greece goal explosion go directly to jail land on park lane at the same time which carl then bought but it was england madness and the bull fighters had taken the lead and then nothing better from england it was half time not looking good as i went for a ghost poo not using any paper to wipe which was lucky then the second half happened they came out attacking a goal surrounded by england fans but it was the same as before only a different direction but it was all england behind both goals the greeks i do not now maybe well hidden we had chicken and chips to eat in between but no gravey then both England and monopoly kicked off again move past go two hundred fake pounds please as barmby went off who was poor on the left wing first half but on came cole who is rubbish at times but good but can be poor but did well and got the defence of the greeks in a muddle and cole behind power shot well saved but still mixed from england and all playing badly but appart from beckham who is he was is everywhere doing everyones job but only him and martin in goals are doing us proud then it happened on comes sheringham on he comes as sub off goes someone maybe fowler i cant remeber as i was buying hotels on regent street at the time but then corner ball down the left beckham crosses sheringham power bounce header boom bang goal england score and it was is 1-1 sheringham only on the pitch 2 seconds maybe less but first touch england are level immense old trafford ground explosion and i buy a house on old kent road it is it now england are back and are looking to destroy the bull fighters but then with the crowd building up in to an awag volume exposion it was greeks again the minute later keown or ferdanand falls over slip slide gentle placement goal in to the corner 1-2 and carl throws the momopoly comunity chest across the room in temper cards go everywhere so much is shattered what now england let slip no way back but just like vale always hope and germany still being held by finland at home stay like this and england do go out but it will not happen more subs made macamanaman on for ash cole going all attack now and a couple of good chances but now only 5 minutes left of normal ref time greek goalkeeping man having total blinder nothing goes in just like goodlad when on form but it keeps going and england need it bad injury time added four minutes as carl wins monopoly building hotels on the gas works does not count but it is england moving forward 2 minutes left attacks more foiled again last minute of injury time arrives sheringham wins free kick 30 yards out but who to take beckham or gerrard but it is beckham had so many free kicks that after noon all not good but this one he can do it needs something special like brammer or mills about him from a dead ball situation steps up englands last hope smack bang boom curl bending goal dipping power goal explosion top corner AWAG not BROOKER but BECKHAM 2-2 as Old Trafford rose as one last minute and it is ultimate awag at its best and it is germany draw held no goals at home to finland or poland can not remember all a blur but it was BECKHAM pure magic dream free kick dipping goal explosion crowd explosion england pubs explosion birches head explosion all over the country AWAG EXPLOSION as England make the world cup somewhere next year and we had some tea to celebrate and will play monopoly again later England Player ratings Nigel Martin 8 (Englands best player who played in goal today for england and made some good saves to stop nasty bad things happening and becoming real) Gary Neville 6 (it was neville he is not great but can be good in a good way but today he did get forward but not at his best which is rare anyway but he was there is no one better which is a shame at right back) Ashley Cole 6 (not special but it he i mean is a good one for future events is ok but could of done better but let people get in behind which is never good) Martin Keown 6 (old now but still has a brain in his head inside his skull which is in his head but he is old now) Rio Ferdanand 6 (lots of talent a bit like michael walsh at vale but ferdanad is to XXXXXXy) Steven Gerrard 5 (poor and not good i said before alcohol plays havoc with my tail maybe it was him drinking in mid week that affected his preformance i just do not now but he was poor) David BECKHAM 10 (all were poor today outfield but BECKHAM was there doing things like a combination of Bridge Wilkinson Brammer and Naylor everywhere doing so much made a goal scored a goal) Paul Scholes 5 (not he was not good he was bad had a volley well saved in the box but not good a passanger and kept not finding players in england shirts with his short passes) Robbie Fowler 5 (did not go and do what it was it what the people said and score goals does things but is a poacher not enough hard work and things but a bit of an anigmer if truth be told) Emile Heskey 6 (does things and is strong can be good but is not good at other times needs to do better more often like germany) Nick Barnby 5 (not good but he can be but yet another who did not do well and did not link up i do not now) subs Teddy Sheringham 8 (sent the crowd in to pre awag moment of joy with a goal but was cut short but did well other wise) Steve Macamanaman 6 (not much to make an impact but did not make as many mistake as in the last game for England at Newcastle)" The end Greyman: thank you so much for taking the trouble to dig this out. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Going for a ghost poo now... By the way, what DID awag stand for? AWAG was just a word valiantitus came out with. It was all part of the old Twoview messageboard with a load of random fans from different clubs buggering about. Lot of friendships were made on there.
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Post by greyman on Sept 5, 2017 7:41:53 GMT
And who can ever forget the night David Beckham took on the Greeks at Old Trafford while he was having a ghost poo? "it is was and a game of greatness of important happenings with so much to go from and places to go i it was england vs greece and it was but not as many people thought it would turn out it did the way that it went but Old trafford sixty thosand people together as one though some say it could of been more but it they came out always a strange tunnel in the corner but boom god save the queen faithful and triumfant victorious long and faithful god save the queen they sung even beckham and then it kicked off and once again we watched it in the living room no problems no touch of frost this time to hold things back but it was saturday not wednesday night like last time and a day time kick off as nothing is on tv saturday afternoons maybe war films with soldiers but it was england match of the day me carl and step dad all around the table and monopoly but all eyes on england and eyes on motson who could not be seen but focused and kick off and it was ready it was england but it was like them but it was not right not like germany and carl said maybe it was a one off then but it was england struggling like at newcastle it was hard and greek were fast and strong and going totally awag with outfield football ability and made england look like chesterfield but it was they were on top which is never right and never good to watch england playing like chesterfield all over the place and greece throwing everything chance after chance england no answer and no attacks scholes and gerrard going awag in a bad way in the middle of the park which is never a good sign we started with the Monopoly again from last night but the game was still left to be played and i am the tophat carl is the car and my step dad the boat and i own the gas works but it was harry selars for greek bang boom cross shot well struck greece goal explosion go directly to jail land on park lane at the same time which carl then bought but it was england madness and the bull fighters had taken the lead and then nothing better from england it was half time not looking good as i went for a ghost poo not using any paper to wipe which was lucky then the second half happened they came out attacking a goal surrounded by england fans but it was the same as before only a different direction but it was all england behind both goals the greeks i do not now maybe well hidden we had chicken and chips to eat in between but no gravey then both England and monopoly kicked off again move past go two hundred fake pounds please as barmby went off who was poor on the left wing first half but on came cole who is rubbish at times but good but can be poor but did well and got the defence of the greeks in a muddle and cole behind power shot well saved but still mixed from england and all playing badly but appart from beckham who is he was is everywhere doing everyones job but only him and martin in goals are doing us proud then it happened on comes sheringham on he comes as sub off goes someone maybe fowler i cant remeber as i was buying hotels on regent street at the time but then corner ball down the left beckham crosses sheringham power bounce header boom bang goal england score and it was is 1-1 sheringham only on the pitch 2 seconds maybe less but first touch england are level immense old trafford ground explosion and i buy a house on old kent road it is it now england are back and are looking to destroy the bull fighters but then with the crowd building up in to an awag volume exposion it was greeks again the minute later keown or ferdanand falls over slip slide gentle placement goal in to the corner 1-2 and carl throws the momopoly comunity chest across the room in temper cards go everywhere so much is shattered what now england let slip no way back but just like vale always hope and germany still being held by finland at home stay like this and england do go out but it will not happen more subs made macamanaman on for ash cole going all attack now and a couple of good chances but now only 5 minutes left of normal ref time greek goalkeeping man having total blinder nothing goes in just like goodlad when on form but it keeps going and england need it bad injury time added four minutes as carl wins monopoly building hotels on the gas works does not count but it is england moving forward 2 minutes left attacks more foiled again last minute of injury time arrives sheringham wins free kick 30 yards out but who to take beckham or gerrard but it is beckham had so many free kicks that after noon all not good but this one he can do it needs something special like brammer or mills about him from a dead ball situation steps up englands last hope smack bang boom curl bending goal dipping power goal explosion top corner AWAG not BROOKER but BECKHAM 2-2 as Old Trafford rose as one last minute and it is ultimate awag at its best and it is germany draw held no goals at home to finland or poland can not remember all a blur but it was BECKHAM pure magic dream free kick dipping goal explosion crowd explosion england pubs explosion birches head explosion all over the country AWAG EXPLOSION as England make the world cup somewhere next year and we had some tea to celebrate and will play monopoly again later England Player ratings Nigel Martin 8 (Englands best player who played in goal today for england and made some good saves to stop nasty bad things happening and becoming real) Gary Neville 6 (it was neville he is not great but can be good in a good way but today he did get forward but not at his best which is rare anyway but he was there is no one better which is a shame at right back) Ashley Cole 6 (not special but it he i mean is a good one for future events is ok but could of done better but let people get in behind which is never good) Martin Keown 6 (old now but still has a brain in his head inside his skull which is in his head but he is old now) Rio Ferdanand 6 (lots of talent a bit like michael walsh at vale but ferdanad is to XXXXXXy) Steven Gerrard 5 (poor and not good i said before alcohol plays havoc with my tail maybe it was him drinking in mid week that affected his preformance i just do not now but he was poor) David BECKHAM 10 (all were poor today outfield but BECKHAM was there doing things like a combination of Bridge Wilkinson Brammer and Naylor everywhere doing so much made a goal scored a goal) Paul Scholes 5 (not he was not good he was bad had a volley well saved in the box but not good a passanger and kept not finding players in england shirts with his short passes) Robbie Fowler 5 (did not go and do what it was it what the people said and score goals does things but is a poacher not enough hard work and things but a bit of an anigmer if truth be told) Emile Heskey 6 (does things and is strong can be good but is not good at other times needs to do better more often like germany) Nick Barnby 5 (not good but he can be but yet another who did not do well and did not link up i do not now) subs Teddy Sheringham 8 (sent the crowd in to pre awag moment of joy with a goal but was cut short but did well other wise) Steve Macamanaman 6 (not much to make an impact but did not make as many mistake as in the last game for England at Newcastle)" The end Christ, I've got tears running down my face and the kids just don't understand. I'd forgotten all about Germany Dave and Nicky Kong. And the bloody coal in the scanner. Where the hell have you been keeping that lot mark? What is it, 17 years old? Posters today think they've seen it all... it's like the Clayton wars never happened I'm keeping these so we always remember those who died on Bunny Hill.
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Post by Will_75 on Sept 5, 2017 8:03:01 GMT
Greyman: thank you so much for taking the trouble to dig this out. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Going for a ghost poo now... By the way, what DID awag stand for? AWAG was just a word valiantitus came out with. It was all part of the old Twoview messageboard with a load of random fans from different clubs buggering about. Lot of friendships were made on there. Good times. If do wonder if that place had any effect on the future fortunes of Huddersfield, Hull, Bournemouth and of course Stoke. I mean where are those clubs now? Obviously all the shit posters were from Bristol City and Reading. The less said about Grimsby, Northampton and Blackpool the better. I still feel a bit bad about Brentford though. *bournemouth obviously bucked the tinpot seaside club effect.
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Post by greyman on Sept 5, 2017 8:04:14 GMT
And Brentwood. And the so-called Tangerines.
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Post by Will_75 on Sept 5, 2017 8:07:49 GMT
And Brentwood. And the so-called Tangerines. You were too quick for my edit. Poor Brentwood. I liked standing on their home terrace. £13 in, surrounded by quality boozers and friendly locals.
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Post by greyman on Sept 5, 2017 8:10:43 GMT
The so-called Cherries will be back in their rightful place soon, I hope. It's only my fondness for sith that stops me slagging Eddie Howe and his bunch of cheats off at every opportunity.
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Post by Billy the kid on Sept 5, 2017 9:01:27 GMT
Anyone else think SMURF is a closet Stokie? I am beginning to think that he hates them more than I do 😂😂 The man is a total legend, Port Vale the gift that keeps giving.
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Post by block30row19 on Sept 5, 2017 10:01:27 GMT
your pissing in the wind on this one t folk around here still remember last time they went bump. how many people lost their jobs because of vale not paying their bills? also you have bills from the taxman,vatman,rates,police if these bills are not paid who picks up the shortfall? the good old taxpayer/ratepayer. how the fuck the council can close down amenities on a daily basis yet give the vale a bung with no chance of having it repaid scandalous. And how precisely is that the groundaman's fault, or the girl in the shop's fault. 🙄🙄😂
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Post by andylgr on Sept 5, 2017 11:42:19 GMT
As well as that tweet shown above their bonkers chairman was allegedly sending private messages to some of the members on their forum last night too telling them how the manager and chief exec will be sacked together if Brown fails, you couldn't make that shit up.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2017 16:07:36 GMT
He was even a bit of an artist. This is a picture he did of some fat bastard called Mark Elt, Germany Dave and Nick Kong. I think it was a picture of some time we'd all gone AWAG after a boom boom BROOKER goal explosion. I've put on weight since then ! GD
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Post by flea79 on Sept 6, 2017 11:16:59 GMT
It all gets better, Norman has surfaced again over on onevalefan and is arguing with the fans about the status of his chairman (yes the one with a face like a dropped pie) who has apparently made a large payment to NS in order to be chairman, this payment has been kept secret and off the books, the fans are furious, Norman is blustering about something to do with Bradford, its outstanding, they are mortified by the perilous position and the way Norman is treating them
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Sept 6, 2017 11:43:10 GMT
He was even a bit of an artist. This is a picture he did of some fat bastard called Mark Elt, Germany Dave and Nick Kong. I think it was a picture of some time we'd all gone AWAG after a boom boom BROOKER goal explosion. I've put on weight since then ! GD Must be all those Ts in Britannia.
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Sept 6, 2017 17:12:50 GMT
It all gets better, Norman has surfaced again over on onevalefan and is arguing with the fans about the status of his chairman (yes the one with a face like a dropped pie) who has apparently made a large payment to NS in order to be chairman, this payment has been kept secret and off the books, the fans are furious, Norman is blustering about something to do with Bradford, its outstanding, they are mortified by the perilous position and the way Norman is treating them I've just spent a half hour over there reading that thread, that Clubs a basket case owned by a deluded loon, but it makes gripping reading. They really are fucked
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2017 17:27:07 GMT
To think they were once, however briefly above us ! How on earth did that happen ? Did it really happen ?
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Post by boothenboy75 on Sept 6, 2017 18:30:40 GMT
It all gets better, Norman has surfaced again over on onevalefan and is arguing with the fans about the status of his chairman (yes the one with a face like a dropped pie) who has apparently made a large payment to NS in order to be chairman, this payment has been kept secret and off the books, the fans are furious, Norman is blustering about something to do with Bradford, its outstanding, they are mortified by the perilous position and the way Norman is treating them I've just spent a half hour over there reading that thread, that Clubs a basket case owned by a deluded loon, but it makes gripping reading. They really are fucked :) I suggest anyone with a few minutes to spare and in need of a good laugh takes a look, it really is comedy gold.
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Post by DrGonzo on Sept 6, 2017 18:58:16 GMT
All hail the brick terminator!
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Post by muglump on Sept 7, 2017 10:22:38 GMT
I've just spent a half hour over there reading that thread, that Clubs a basket case owned by a deluded loon, but it makes gripping reading. They really are fucked I suggest anyone with a few minutes to spare and in need of a good laugh takes a look, it really is comedy gold. It is funny no question, but it feels a little cruel reading it. It's a bit like watching a drunk die in the gutter pitifully still hurling childish insults with his dying breaths. You think you should feel sorry for him and maybe even help but then you remember how he used to piss on you and laugh when you were in the gutter yourself. So unzip your trousers, walk over to him and... You can guess the rest
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Post by Northy on Sept 7, 2017 10:34:04 GMT
To think they were once, however briefly above us ! How on earth did that happen ? Did it really happen ? Before money ruled, just a good manager/coach putting a good team together with tactics the players understand and can utilise, it wasn't rocket science back then
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Post by mozzer on Sept 7, 2017 12:39:51 GMT
Wont be long for the return of the rentamob outside the hamil road zoo
Love it when they chant......."We're shit and we're sick of it" could listen to it all day long
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Post by mozzer on Sept 7, 2017 12:57:17 GMT
OOOOOOOOOOOOO it just gets better. Before The Smurf actually took over the Vale he appeared on the Vale pitch dressed in Coventrys colours actually supporting Coventry EDIT.... some Vale fans saying its bollocks he does not support Cov, Damn!!
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Post by flea79 on Sept 7, 2017 13:35:12 GMT
OOOOOOOOOOOOO it just gets better. Before The Smurf actually took over the Vale he appeared on the Vale pitch dressed in Coventrys colours actually supporting Coventry wasn't this while he owned Vale, he has never made a secret of his love for Coventry
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Post by mozzer on Sept 7, 2017 13:37:55 GMT
OOOOOOOOOOOOO it just gets better. Before The Smurf actually took over the Vale he appeared on the Vale pitch dressed in Coventrys colours actually supporting Coventry wasn't this while he owned Vale, he has never made a secret of his love for Coventry Yes, Very possibly, I just put an edit on the original post as posted this.....still its worth a smile
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