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Post by duckling on Aug 23, 2017 17:05:37 GMT
Last night in my dream I drove Eden Hazard from a youth game in which he had played and made the pass for the winning goal. We got lost because my GPS led us astray. There was a reckless driver on the road in a black car that made the driving so scary that I started crying. Then later in the dream my sister said she heard some horrible things about Gary Cahill's family in Australia. She was confusing him with Tim Cahill.
Has a footballer ever appeared in your dreams?
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Post by Gods on Aug 23, 2017 17:13:31 GMT
I've had a wank over Hope Solo if that's the kind of thing you are looking for, she's is a strong cocktail of beauty, hotness and football techniques.
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Aug 23, 2017 17:14:09 GMT
Last week Arnautovic tried give me a birthday cake of some kind, I told him to fuck himself the Judas cunt, then out of nowhere BMI two footed him from behind, he left a hefty stud imprint on his upper thigh and the cake, well let's say it had seen better days. Myself and BMI laughed and both rode a unicorn into a red and white moon and lived happily ever after.
It wasn't even my birthday either the stupid prick.
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Post by mattador78 on Aug 23, 2017 17:18:01 GMT
Bojan mackay logs on reads thread posts gets banned 🤦🏻♂️
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Post by mattador78 on Aug 23, 2017 17:19:01 GMT
I've had a wank over Hope Solo if that's the kind of thing you are looking for, she's is a strong cocktail of beauty, hotness and football techniques. There is a video of her and some pictures doing inappropriate things to herself with her fingers |
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Post by MuddyWoody on Aug 23, 2017 17:27:58 GMT
Ask Bojan Mackay.
On second thoughts don't.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Aug 23, 2017 17:34:19 GMT
I've had a wank over Hope Solo if that's the kind of thing you are looking for, she's is a strong cocktail of beauty, hotness and football techniques. Sure it wasn't "HAN Solo" gods??? 😏 Sounds like it was definately a HAND SOLO!!! 😆 |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 23, 2017 17:40:11 GMT
You've no idea.
I've had to get some drip dry sheets from a nursing home.
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Post by pretzel on Aug 23, 2017 17:47:04 GMT
No but I've had a few nightmares about Jonathon Woodgate's defending.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2017 17:47:04 GMT
Yes Aluko 👀
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Post by pulismaskreplica on Aug 23, 2017 17:53:17 GMT
A few years ago Dave Kitson popped up in a dream and asked me if I wanted to play tennis 😄
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Aug 23, 2017 17:54:06 GMT
I'm just praying its not Gazza and Les....
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Post by mattador78 on Aug 23, 2017 18:00:52 GMT
A few years ago Dave Kitson popped up in a dream and asked me if I wanted to play tennis 😄 When you went and there were no nets or balls available did you blame him |
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Post by pulismaskreplica on Aug 23, 2017 18:09:33 GMT
A few years ago Dave Kitson popped up in a dream and asked me if I wanted to play tennis 😄 When you went and there were no nets or balls available did you blame him Of course 🤣 |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Aug 23, 2017 18:28:39 GMT
Dreamt Darren Boughey once forgot his shorts and had to play in his pants and I once dreamt Cliff Carr followed me around everywhere clapping me regardless of what I was doing.
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 23, 2017 18:30:24 GMT
Don't know any lady footballers, so no
Edit just checked that Hope Solo so will do my best tonight
😁
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Aug 23, 2017 18:34:07 GMT
No,but Garry Brooke was a footballer in his dreams...
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Aug 23, 2017 18:39:41 GMT
Dreamt of Kenwyne Jones scoring past Newcastle then he did the day after.
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Post by RAF on Aug 23, 2017 18:43:17 GMT
I had a dream that I was pumping my Mrs, Tony Pulis appeared by my bedside and shouted 'Goaaaarn RAF' angrily booted a water bottle and disappeared!
Bit weird!
H
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Post by Gods on Aug 23, 2017 20:39:13 GMT
I've had a wank over Hope Solo if that's the kind of thing you are looking for, she's is a strong cocktail of beauty, hotness and football techniques. There is a video of her and some pictures doing inappropriate things to herself with her fingers wow, and she has had a wank over me, I could be in here  |
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Post by Dr Hesham on Aug 23, 2017 20:52:36 GMT
I dont watch women football  |
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Post by stantheman on Aug 23, 2017 20:52:41 GMT
On several occasions I have dreamt that Tommy Sorensen headed a late equaliser in the FA Cup final and then made a match winning save in the penalty shoot out :-)
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Post by mermaidsal on Aug 23, 2017 20:54:52 GMT
I used to have worryingly sexy dreams about, truly, Kyle Lightbourne.... why my unconscious picked on him with all the talent in the world I'll never know  (he was more use than he ever was on the pitch in the dreams btw) |
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Post by samba :) on Aug 23, 2017 20:55:41 GMT
I used to have worryingly sexy dreams about, truly, Kyle Lightbourne.... why my unconscious picked on him with all the talent in the world I'll never know (he was more use than he ever was on the pitch in the dreams btw) he scored in a different way with you  |
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Post by mermaidsal on Aug 23, 2017 21:01:15 GMT
I used to have worryingly sexy dreams about, truly, Kyle Lightbourne.... why my unconscious picked on him with all the talent in the world I'll never know (he was more use than he ever was on the pitch in the dreams btw) he scored in a different way with you Well that was the amazing thing, he actually knew where the goal was!! |
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Post by samba :) on Aug 23, 2017 21:10:03 GMT
he scored in a different way with you Well that was the amazing thing, he actually knew where the goal was!! Back of the net Goal mouth Or was he in the hole |
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Post by stokeysi on Aug 23, 2017 21:10:13 GMT
I had a dream Stan Collymore was my dentist. We had some great banter, but I questioned his credentials
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Post by spitthedog on Aug 23, 2017 21:28:24 GMT
Alan Hudson walking on water
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Aug 23, 2017 21:31:27 GMT
Begovic scoring a goal, the night before that southampton match...
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Post by LDE76 on Aug 23, 2017 21:37:23 GMT
I once dreamt that I killed John Barnes with a samurai sword. It was in a building that was like a cross between work and the old Newcastle College building on the A34, and he was wearing a full, late eighties/early nineties Liverpool kit (the one sponsored by Candy). Just ran him through. No idea why.
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(he was more use than he ever was on the pitch in the dreams btw)
