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Post by Waggy on Aug 9, 2017 18:41:46 GMT
I've had a day off today, so i thought i would take a walk in the countryside, i went Hartington on a lovely walk i have done a few times. I was alone as my friends were at work . As i strolled in a secluded section of the ramble , i heard a lady giggle and a man say something and they were standing by a tree, then i noticed the lady had her palms on the trunk and the Gent behind her anyhow i crouched down in the long grass to see what the heck was going on then i realised they were not inspecting to see what type of tree it was but they were ' at it' in the outdoors. My god i thought cant they wait for the bedroom.
After half an hour crouched down in disgust and soaking because of the wet ruddy grass , it was over and i carried on.
As anybody else had it off outside? Is this common practice?
I was so appalled.
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Post by thevoid on Aug 9, 2017 18:49:15 GMT
As a youngster yes. It was the only place we could get some privacy plus it was a bit kinky, the thought of getting spotted.
Had a blowie off an ex outside a church in Wolverhampton town centre on a night out too.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Aug 9, 2017 18:49:21 GMT
It was an Oak Tree and it lasted about 15 minutes because some twat kept disturbing us.
???
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2017 18:52:54 GMT
As a youngster yes. It was the only place we could get some privacy plus it was a bit kinky, the thought of getting spotted. Had a blowie off an ex outside a church in Wolverhampton town centre on a night out too. How is Reverend David these days? |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 9, 2017 19:02:23 GMT
As a youngster yes. It was the only place we could get some privacy plus it was a bit kinky, the thought of getting spotted. Had a blowie off an ex outside a church in Wolverhampton town centre on a night out too. good god |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 9, 2017 19:03:23 GMT
It was an Oak Tree and it lasted about 15 minutes because some twat kept disturbing us. ??? Er |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 9, 2017 19:04:03 GMT
As a youngster yes. It was the only place we could get some privacy plus it was a bit kinky, the thought of getting spotted. Had a blowie off an ex outside a church in Wolverhampton town centre on a night out too. How is Reverend David these days? Trevor my good friend knows him. |
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Post by thevoid on Aug 9, 2017 19:23:22 GMT
As a youngster yes. It was the only place we could get some privacy plus it was a bit kinky, the thought of getting spotted. Had a blowie off an ex outside a church in Wolverhampton town centre on a night out too. good god No quite the words I said at the time 😉 |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 9, 2017 19:35:15 GMT
No quite the words I said at the time 😉 I bet. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2017 20:03:22 GMT
Ah Spanish Sex better known as Grassyarse.
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Post by StokieNath on Aug 9, 2017 20:08:09 GMT
Never tried it outdoors.
Does a cinema count?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 9, 2017 20:17:49 GMT
Had sex round the back of Bar 19 in Cheadle, right by the fire escape. Got sucked off at the side of Dilhorne Village Hall, in a street in Lightwood, in a street in Alton, got wanked off in a street in Cheadle and by someone's house in Uttoxeter. Had loads of car sex as well.
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Post by cooper67 on Aug 9, 2017 20:46:39 GMT
Someone's house wanked you off!!
That is some claim to fame.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 9, 2017 20:50:26 GMT
Integral part of the panoply of love making and lady conquest.
I blame Leslie Ash for my penchant for a quickie by the bins, the al fresco fuck and that.
It's only natural.
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Post by StokieNath on Aug 9, 2017 21:00:18 GMT
Had sex round the back of Bar 19 in Cheadle, right by the fire escape. Got sucked off at the side of Dilhorne Village Hall, in a street in Lightwood, in a street in Alton, got wanked off in a street in Cheadle and by someone's house in Uttoxeter. Had loads of car sex as well. Never liked car sex. It just got too hot. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 9, 2017 21:01:27 GMT
Had sex round the back of Bar 19 in Cheadle, right by the fire escape. Got sucked off at the side of Dilhorne Village Hall, in a street in Lightwood, in a street in Alton, got wanked off in a street in Cheadle and by someone's house in Uttoxeter. Had loads of car sex as well. Never liked car sex. It just got too hot. You could have fucking told me rather than faking. |
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Aug 9, 2017 21:29:46 GMT
Well just for the record I've had sex at The Goyt Valley and got stung by a wasp on the arse and up The Roaches where I got bitten by fucking midges.
And Hartington where I was disturbed by a pervert.
???
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Post by duckling on Aug 9, 2017 21:44:01 GMT
I've done it once outdoors. It was during an off the trail walk in a forest. Broad daylight. We were very certain that there was no one there. It was completely spontaneous and pretty messy as there was nothing to clean up with.
I've also done it in a university classroom at night after a study session.
And in a car at night in an empty parking lot a couple of times, but that's not really public. I was introduced to oral sex (both giving and receiving) that way.
No interesting places with my husband. He's not adventurous, but then again maybe it's due to age as I probably wouldn't do it outdoors or in a classroom these days either.
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Post by duckling on Aug 9, 2017 21:52:25 GMT
After half an hour crouched down in disgust and soaking because of the wet ruddy grass , it was over and i carried on. As anybody else had it off outside? Is this common practice? I was so appalled. Half an hour!? My experiences outdoors and in the classroom were as fast as physically possible for him, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Were they attractive? |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 9, 2017 22:00:00 GMT
I will say that if you're a fan of the sensation of the tide gently lapping around yer knackers then I'd choose a light shingle over a sandy shore, any moonlit night.
And a beach that doesn't attract too much in the way of driftwood, jellyfish or crabs.
Be aware before taking the plunge. Assess the situation.
There, could have saved you a bit of time finding out the hard way.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 9, 2017 22:24:34 GMT
I've had a day off today, so i thought i would take a walk in the countryside, i went Hartington on a lovely walk i have done a few times. I was alone as my friends were at work . As i strolled in a secluded section of the ramble , i heard a lady giggle and a man say something and they were standing by a tree, then i noticed the lady had her palms on the trunk and the Gent behind her anyhow i crouched down in the long grass to see what the heck was going on then i realised they were not inspecting to see what type of tree it was but they were ' at it' in the outdoors. My god i thought cant they wait for the bedroom. After half an hour crouched down in disgust and soaking because of the wet ruddy grass , it was over and i carried on. As anybody else had it off outside? Is this common practice? I was so appalled. Never mind outdoor sex, indoor sex is a bit scarce nowadays Colin. The last time I had it away,there was no such thing as a Brazilian and Linda Lovelace didn't swallow.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2017 1:45:23 GMT
Had sex round the back of Bar 19 in Cheadle, right by the fire escape. Got sucked off at the side of Dilhorne Village Hall, in a street in Lightwood, in a street in Alton, got wanked off in a street in Cheadle and by someone's house in Uttoxeter. Had loads of car sex as well. Beast. 👍🏻 |
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Post by Northy on Aug 10, 2017 4:51:47 GMT
a few times here and there, beach in majorca, southsea, crewe station car park in a car, secluded hills in Fife, back garden in Fareham.
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Post by Waggy on Aug 10, 2017 5:44:44 GMT
Never tried it outdoors. Does a cinema count? Yes, disgusting , i like to stay in a picture house until the very end , the last person out. I saw somethinh close to copulation out of the corner of my eye. I waitec to see if i needed to report it but nothing came of it |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 10, 2017 5:46:08 GMT
Had sex round the back of Bar 19 in Cheadle, right by the fire escape. Got sucked off at the side of Dilhorne Village Hall, in a street in Lightwood, in a street in Alton, got wanked off in a street in Cheadle and by someone's house in Uttoxeter. Had loads of car sex as well. Good god man, You must be an exhibitionist |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 10, 2017 5:47:44 GMT
Well just for the record I've had sex at The Goyt Valley and got stung by a wasp on the arse and up The Roaches where I got bitten by fucking midges. And Hartington where I was disturbed by a pervert. ??? You have done it up the Roaches too. It was you was it, 8 minutes i was crouched down for. Disgusting |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 10, 2017 5:49:51 GMT
I've done it once outdoors. It was during an off the trail walk in a forest. Broad daylight. We were very certain that there was no one there. It was completely spontaneous and pretty messy as there was nothing to clean up with. I've also done it in a university classroom at night after a study session. And in a car at night in an empty parking lot a couple of times, but that's not really public. I was introduced to oral sex (both giving and receiving) that way. No interesting places with my husband. He's not adventurous, but then again maybe it's due to age as I probably wouldn't do it outdoors or in a classroom these days either. Bloody hell. Clean it up!! My lord. You sound a game lass. Ive only ever done it in the bedroom in the normal position |
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Post by Waggy on Aug 10, 2017 5:54:58 GMT
I've had a day off today, so i thought i would take a walk in the countryside, i went Hartington on a lovely walk i have done a few times. I was alone as my friends were at work . As i strolled in a secluded section of the ramble , i heard a lady giggle and a man say something and they were standing by a tree, then i noticed the lady had her palms on the trunk and the Gent behind her anyhow i crouched down in the long grass to see what the heck was going on then i realised they were not inspecting to see what type of tree it was but they were ' at it' in the outdoors. My god i thought cant they wait for the bedroom. After half an hour crouched down in disgust and soaking because of the wet ruddy grass , it was over and i carried on. As anybody else had it off outside? Is this common practice? I was so appalled. Never mind outdoor sex, indoor sex is a bit scarce nowadays Colin. The last time I had it away,there was no such thing as a Brazilian and Linda Lovelace didn't swallow. Bill, sex is starved for me too, not for the want of trying. That bitch Wendy sent me a picture of her and Sharon sitting in my favourite spot to have lunch up the manifold valley with the caption " fingering" . I saw the lot. I deleted the photo straight away and have not kept it . The lasses are disgusting , keep sending me photos. Wendy tried to get my phallus out once up there but i had to remind her to respect the countryside |
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Post by thevoid on Aug 10, 2017 8:27:30 GMT
Never tried it outdoors. Does a cinema count? What film was it? |
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Post by mrred on Aug 10, 2017 8:49:18 GMT
Did in this kind of overgrown bush / tree up park hall. A bloke walked past totally oblivious but his dog came sniffing round my feet so I had to gently boot it so it would fuck off so the owner didn't think the dog had found a corpse or something.
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