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Post by greyman on Jul 31, 2017 13:54:34 GMT
To divert some of you whingers from topping yourselves before the season has even kicked off, I thought this anecdote from Popbitch about Jonathan Woodgate might help.
"Jonathan Woodgate talks about
himself in the third person while
having sex. A (very attractive)
girl I met who had the dubious
pleasure of being recently
penetrated by the anvil-faced
halfwit reported a very classy
'Jonathan wants to be sucked',
a slightly creepy 'Jonathan
wants anal' and a heartening
'Jonathan is enjoying himself'."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 13:59:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 14:01:29 GMT
Oh right, ok. Cheers
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Post by unknown182 on Jul 31, 2017 14:03:32 GMT
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Post by Cast no shadow on Jul 31, 2017 14:05:18 GMT
Wow
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Post by burge2u on Jul 31, 2017 14:47:23 GMT
For some reason I don't think that this thread will make 200 pages.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 14:51:15 GMT
Jonathan wants number 2
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 31, 2017 15:00:26 GMT
Jonathan can't play left back. Jonathan's had a mare.
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Jul 31, 2017 15:03:27 GMT
For some reason I don't think that this thread will make 200 pages. Jonathan likes this... |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jul 31, 2017 15:04:25 GMT
MoMo has a lazy lob.
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Post by thepopman on Jul 31, 2017 15:09:30 GMT
"Jonathan has got his brown wings"
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Post by Waggy on Jul 31, 2017 16:06:37 GMT
"Jonathan has got his brown wings" What are brown wings? Are they easy to achieve? |
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Post by Northy on Jul 31, 2017 16:08:39 GMT
"Jonathan has got his brown wings" What are brown wings? Are they easy to achieve? Im sure Wendy must have them via a strap on |
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Jul 31, 2017 16:10:58 GMT
Jonathan felt something snap
Jonathan needs an ambulance
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 16:13:11 GMT
"Jonathan isn't enjoying this fucking from Matt Jarvis"
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Post by ryouonthistrain on Jul 31, 2017 16:20:52 GMT
Jonathan is too old and his legs have gone.
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Post by nott1 on Jul 31, 2017 16:26:41 GMT
He's got one of them robo dolls I reckon!
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Post by Waggy on Jul 31, 2017 16:36:51 GMT
What are brown wings? Are they easy to achieve? Im sure Wendy must have them via a strap on I was told before the break up ' sharon likes to explore' . I explored too might i add but i had the courtesy to ask each time " would you mind if i touched this" " would you mind if touched the other" " would you mind if i licked the love button" etc. Manners go a far way |
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Post by daveuppercut on Jul 31, 2017 16:58:08 GMT
Jonathan is not amused!  |
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Post by Gods on Jul 31, 2017 17:01:51 GMT
What is 'Popbitch' ?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 18:09:31 GMT
For some reason I don't think that this thread will make 200 pages. Not with that kind of attitude😀 Amaze Balls wants 200 pages 😬 |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 31, 2017 18:23:22 GMT
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 31, 2017 18:30:06 GMT
What are brown wings? Are they easy to achieve? Im sure Wendy must have them via a strap on I'm pretty sure Sharon has her red wings. |
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Post by LDE76 on Jul 31, 2017 18:39:47 GMT
Jonathan's arrival at the matrimonial home caused the husband, Robert, to go right back.
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Post by greyman on Jul 31, 2017 18:52:37 GMT
For some reason I don't think that this thread will make 200 pages. Jonathan doesn't want another thread about Hughes, Pulis or daft transfer rumours. Jonathan wants to start commentating in the third person too. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 19:23:39 GMT
Mr Grey ,
The ECT not working again ?
GD
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Post by greyman on Jul 31, 2017 19:34:16 GMT
Mr Grey , The ECT not working again ? GD  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 19:38:56 GMT
Thought not
x
GD
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Post by steventaaffe on Jul 31, 2017 19:44:37 GMT
I don't know where your going with this at all, but thanks anyway
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Post by metalhead on Aug 1, 2017 6:19:36 GMT
Lot of gifs in this thread.
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