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Post by samwidge on Jul 21, 2017 6:28:33 GMT
Ohhh , ohhh
Kurt Zouma , Kurt Zouma , Kurt Zouma
Aye Aye
To the tune of Babooshka by Kate Bush .
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Post by muglump on Jul 21, 2017 6:32:54 GMT
Zouma
He takes your legs away away away
Ooooh zouma
The red and white come out to play
Ooooooooh zouma
And repeat until it becomes an incoherent mess
To the tune of 'zoom' by fat Larry's band
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2017 7:00:49 GMT
Super Super Super Super Zouma Wears a red a white shirt now (add anymore?) Super trooper ...Abba  |
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Post by slicko on Jul 21, 2017 7:43:02 GMT
Move away from songs, make it totally ridiculous and irrelevant and it will get reported on. How about the jingle for Calgon and Cornetto?
Sparky's defence is stronger with Zouma!
Just one Kurt Zouma
Loan from Chelsea
"Delicious" I scream
He chose City
Now Sparky
has his back three
We got Kurt Zouma
At Stoke City!
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Post by mosquito on Jul 21, 2017 7:49:10 GMT
Zoum, Zoum, Zoum, let me hear you say Wayo, wayo
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Post by Onneravineet on Jul 21, 2017 7:58:37 GMT
???? These new song threads always get me.
We have had near zero atmosphere at home games for two seasons now. We can't even sing the songs right that we've had for decades. You've got Bob Hope of people adopting a song from here.
Plus everything gets sung way too fast anyway...mostly but block 19 but at least they sing! ( I am moaning now I know)
Away days are where most of the atmosphere comes from and where new songs live or die. Get thee sen to Goodison on the 12th and give it a crack on the steps in the concourse. It'll be more fun for everyone involved...you ever know it may catch on. Well, if he signs it may do if he dunner it would just be a little weird
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Post by Northy on Jul 21, 2017 7:58:38 GMT
The Robert Huth song but change names and country Pharrel Williams 'Happy' - needs working on we've got Happy, Kurt Zouma the beast who defends with all his might Weve got Happy Kurt Zouma the beast sure to give attackers a fright |
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Post by josh on Jul 21, 2017 9:11:05 GMT
Anyone with young kids may know this one lol. Basically the tinga tinga part for zouma zouma. Easy tune and could be elaborated on by more witty people than me!
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Post by LH_SCFC on Jul 21, 2017 9:14:34 GMT
Say a zoom zoom zoom, let me hear ya say Zouma..
ZOU-MAAAA
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2017 10:00:33 GMT
Zouma, Zouma, Zouma <clap>
Zouma, Zouma, Zouma <clap clap clap>
<clap clap> Zouuummaa <Zouma, Zouma, Zouma <clap> Zouma, Zouma, Zouma <clap> <clap clap clap> <clap clap clap>*
*it will be this
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Post by Waggy on Jul 21, 2017 10:04:24 GMT
Ohhh , ohhh Kurt Zouma , Kurt Zouma , Kurt Zouma Aye Aye To the tune of Babooshka by Kate Bush . Brilliant. Great song. You cant beat bush. |
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 21, 2017 10:15:53 GMT
It will end up being
ZOUMAAAAAA
ZOUMAAAAAA
ZOUMAAAAAA
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jul 21, 2017 10:23:35 GMT
Zouma, Zouma, ay,
Zouma, Zouma, Zouma, ay
*something translated from Romanian*
Blah, blah etc etc
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Post by RichJonesy on Jul 21, 2017 10:25:33 GMT
Zoum, Zoum, Zoum, let me hear you say Wayo, wayo ........let me hear you say Zouma, ZOUMA!!! |
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Post by leoncort on Jul 21, 2017 10:26:52 GMT
Scenes when he doesn't sign and these wonderful songs go to waste, i hope we sign wilfried Bouma so they can all be recycled.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jul 21, 2017 10:28:46 GMT
Zoum, Zoum, Zoum, let me hear you say Wayo, wayo Haha class! |
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jul 21, 2017 10:30:02 GMT
Zoum, Zoum, Zoum, let me hear you say Wayo, wayo ........let me hear you say Zouma, ZOUMA!!! Yeah I think we've got it. Zoum Zoum Zooouuumm let me hear ya say Zouma! ZOUMA! |
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Post by danceswithclams on Jul 21, 2017 10:33:38 GMT
"There was a man called Zouma, first name Kurt, which is possibly a contraction of the name Kurtis (WE'RE REALLY NOT SURE!),
"He was signed by Mark Hughes (MARK HUGHES!) after protracted contractual wranglings with Bruno and Martin's indie band."
"ZOUMA, ZOUMA, ZOUMA, Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Z KURT!!!!!!"
"Your centre half is at risk if you do not keep up repayments, repayments, repayments, repayments..."
"His middle name is Happy, inexplicably, but then again he is of African descent and they often indulge in mental nomenclature."
To the tune of Second Bad Vilbel by Autechre
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Post by nott1 on Jul 21, 2017 10:48:37 GMT
What's wrong with a bit of quiet, none of you can sing in tune anyway?  |
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Post by nottspotter on Jul 21, 2017 11:05:30 GMT
What about that old 'zoom zoom zoom' song that used to be on that car advert?
Or 'Zouma, Zouma, duh da Der Der Der Der' to the STINGRAY theme
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Post by fentonian on Jul 21, 2017 13:55:03 GMT
A Zouma matata what a wonderful phrase
A Zouma matata and his defending ways
It means no worries for the rest of the team
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Post by samba :) on Jul 21, 2017 13:58:21 GMT
Say a zoom zoom zoom, let me hear ya say Zouma.. ZOU-MAAAA Say aaaa zoom zoom zoom let me hear ya say zouma zoumaaa |
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 21, 2017 14:05:42 GMT
When the sound goes Zoum,
What you gonna do,
Make a, make a move,
Mother fucker,
When the sound goes Zoum.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jul 21, 2017 14:12:05 GMT
Zoum, just one look and then my heart went boom.
Playing the shit in the afternoon,
Oh, oh, oh oh oh!
Zoum, you chased The Vale away,
High noon, Ramadan came out to play.
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Post by Northy on Jul 21, 2017 14:26:52 GMT
to the tune of 'the lion sleeps tonight'
in the potteries the mighty potteries a lion plays today
a zouma way a zouma way a zouma way a zouma way
in the potteries the mighty potteries a lion plays today
a zouma way a zouma way a zouma way a zouma way
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Post by essexstokey on Jul 21, 2017 14:31:27 GMT
as I put on the zouma thread
copy the Icelandic
use the clap etc but use zoom instead
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Post by Cast no shadow on Jul 21, 2017 14:35:08 GMT
ZOUMA! ZOUMA! ZOUMA!
To the tune of:
WHELAN! WHELAN! WHELAN!
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Post by Bang Bang Cauliflower on Jul 21, 2017 14:36:23 GMT
Zouma, Zouma to the tune of Arnie Arnie is the best we'll be able to manage
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Post by samba :) on Jul 21, 2017 14:37:29 GMT
Zoum, Zoum, Zoum, let me hear you say Wayo, wayo ........let me hear you say Zouma, ZOUMA!!! Zoom zoom zoom let me here you say zouma zouma |
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Post by Bang Bang Cauliflower on Jul 21, 2017 14:37:32 GMT
"His name is Zouma
He was a showgirl
He wore flowers in his hair
and the Vale he couldn't bear"
No?
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