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Bidets
Jun 28, 2017 23:35:51 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jun 28, 2017 23:35:51 GMT
Every home should have one. They're a game changer.
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Bidets
Jun 28, 2017 23:42:19 GMT
Post by flashman on Jun 28, 2017 23:42:19 GMT
Fucking excellent if your dogs arse gets bunged up .
Come to think of it ....They do the job if your own does .
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 5:33:41 GMT
Post by rat on Jun 29, 2017 5:33:41 GMT
Fucking excellent if your dogs arse gets bunged up . Come to think of it ....They do the job if your own does . So how do you get past your " forest of piles" then?
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 8:03:41 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2017 8:03:41 GMT
We've got 3 which is excessive. The missus uses one religiously the other two have hardly ever been used. Strange contraptions.....
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 8:09:07 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jun 29, 2017 8:09:07 GMT
They're a Godsend on holiday when you sweat 'up there' and you chafe after a 'power wipe'.
And if you like spicy food they're a must have 😥
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Post by Waggy on Jun 29, 2017 8:16:12 GMT
They're a Godsend on holiday when you sweat 'up there' and you chafe after a 'power wipe'. And if you like spicy food they're a must have 😥 Yes they are fantastic if the anus is sore. Also good for washing sand off you're feet
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Post by Gordon Marshall on Jun 29, 2017 8:19:37 GMT
They're a Godsend on holiday when you sweat 'up there' and you chafe after a 'power wipe'. And if you like spicy food they're a must have 😥 Yes they are fantastic if the anus is sore. Also good for washing sand off you're feet Does Trevor use one whilst ripping the head off it ?
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Post by Waggy on Jun 29, 2017 8:22:15 GMT
Yes they are fantastic if the anus is sore. Also good for washing sand off you're feet Does Trevor use one whilst ripping the head off it ? He loves a bidet especially with a strong jet.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 29, 2017 8:44:27 GMT
The grandkids think ours is a drinking fountain bless them.
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 8:53:58 GMT
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Post by Mendicant on Jun 29, 2017 8:53:58 GMT
No Italian bathroom is complete without one. When did you last meet a smelly Italian? I love Italy I do.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 29, 2017 10:07:44 GMT
No Italian bathroom is complete without one. When did you last meet a smelly Italian? I love Italy I do. That Gino D'acampo looks like a smelly cunt. I don't think he's got a bidet. Maybe he could nick one on his next burglary. Also I knew an Iti bird once, she was very hairy and had a bit of a whiff about her. Not a completely unpleasant stink like say a Frenchy, but more a natural aroma that you tolerate when back scuttling.
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 10:33:15 GMT
Post by 3putts on Jun 29, 2017 10:33:15 GMT
deffo a godsend abroad when a diet of cheap lager and spicy food are the norm.
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 17:25:10 GMT
Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 29, 2017 17:25:10 GMT
Who needs one when you can do this...
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 19:05:19 GMT
Post by rat on Jun 29, 2017 19:05:19 GMT
Who needs one when you can do this... Don't think that's a muslim . Strictly left hand only for those guys
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Bidets
Jun 29, 2017 21:00:12 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 29, 2017 21:00:12 GMT
Always cautious about using them in other folks' houses. Don't want a varuca on me knackersac or owt. I've heard they're handy for putting the tray down on, when eating one's dinner.
We had Duvets and a Bidet and a holiday on the Isle of White introduced into our household all in the same year.
We'd entered Europe. I nearly bought this...
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