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Post by roosterscomb on May 31, 2017 15:13:23 GMT
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Post by chigstoke on May 31, 2017 15:17:01 GMT
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Post by essexstokey on May 31, 2017 15:21:43 GMT
Just proves were out of this world  |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on May 31, 2017 15:24:30 GMT
He'll be pleased to see that we've been linked with Wayne Mooney.
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Post by Pugsley on May 31, 2017 17:21:05 GMT
He can fuck right off. Talk about a busmans holiday.
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Post by leicspotter on May 31, 2017 17:56:15 GMT
I'm over the moon Brian  |
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Post by dutchstokie on May 31, 2017 18:04:02 GMT
Better off going down the vale cos..............
there's no atmosphere
Had to be done👍👍
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Post by woodstein on May 31, 2017 20:35:54 GMT
Talking out of Uranus.
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Post by Mendicant on May 31, 2017 20:47:09 GMT
He'll be disappointed with the shuttle bus from Glebe Street.
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on May 31, 2017 21:04:27 GMT
LOL. I got an image of him getting slaughtered at The Gardeners before the game, then just after half time, his shirt comes off and he has a ruck with the stewards because he wants to kick Wenger in the fanny!
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Post by wagsastokie on May 31, 2017 21:27:36 GMT
LOL. I got an image of him getting slaughtered at The Gardeners before the game, then just after half time, his shirt comes off and he has a ruck with the stewards because he wants to kick Wenger in the fanny! Why would he want his foot swallowed |
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on May 31, 2017 21:42:07 GMT
LOL. I got an image of him getting slaughtered at The Gardeners before the game, then just after half time, his shirt comes off and he has a ruck with the stewards because he wants to kick Wenger in the fanny! Why would he want his foot swallowed To experience a Black Hole first hand! |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2017 22:43:03 GMT
He's booked on NASA's next mission to the Sun.
Looking for light at the end of the tunnel apparently in a search for a new star.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2017 0:07:27 GMT
Were was he in 1998?
Glory hunting cunt
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Post by stokesaint1 on Jun 1, 2017 14:10:28 GMT
Based on the age profile of players we appear to be looking to sign, he's probably coming because he's expecting to get a game, although at 45 he's possibly a little too young to fit the Hughes "plan" to make us the oldest, slowest team ever to grace the Prem.
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Post by robstokie on Jun 1, 2017 14:16:08 GMT
Based on the age profile of players we appear to be looking to sign, he's probably coming because he's expecting to get a game, although at 45 he's possibly a little too young to fit the Hughes "plan" to make us the oldest, slowest team ever to grace the Prem. He will Definetly get in the youth team and will be someone we can build our side around for a good solid decade. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 5:02:38 GMT
Boothen End to Major Tim
Boothen End to Major Tim
Eat your cheese oatcakes and put your Stoke Shirt On
Boothen End to Major Tim (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing countdown, floodlights on (Five, Four, Three)
Check your shinpads and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff)
This is Boothen End to Major Tim
You've really made the grade
And Sparky wants to know if you can play
Now it's time to leave the sub's bench if you dare
"This is Major Tim to Boothen End
I'm getting off the bench
And I'm running in the most peculiar way
And the pitch looks very different today
For here am I playing in the midfield
Out on the left wing
Our new away kit's blue
And there's fuck all I can do
Though I'm past the halfway line right now
I'm feeling very strange
And I think the strikers know which way to go
Tell the South Stand I love them very much they know
Boothen End to Major Tim
Your way off side, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tim?
Can you hear me, Major Tim?
Can you hear me, Major Tim?
Can you hear And I'm running down the left wing
Below the Seddon Stand
Our New Kit is blue
And there's fuck all I can do."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 5:20:51 GMT
We shouldn't be letting these cunts who've gone off to join ISS back in the country.
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Post by WhyDelilah on Jun 2, 2017 5:36:19 GMT
Hopefully he's Saturn the boothen end.
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Post by dutchstokie on Jun 2, 2017 5:39:46 GMT
Boothen End to Major Tim Boothen End to Major Tim Eat your cheese oatcakes and put your Stoke Scarf On Ground Control to Major Tim (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six) Commencing countdown, floodlights on (Five, Four, Three) Check your shinpads and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff) This is Boothen End to Major Tim You've really made the grade And Sparky wants to know if you can play Now it's time to leave the sub's bench if you dare "This is Major Tim to Boothen End I'm getting off the bench And I'm running in the most peculiar way And the pitch looks very different today For here am I playing in the midfield Out on the left wing Our new away kit's blue And there's fuck all I can do Though I'm past the halfway line right now I'm feeling very strange And I think the strikers know which way to go Tell the South Stand I love them very much they know Boothen End to Major Tim Your way off side, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear And I'm running down the left wing Below the Seddon Stand Our New Kit is blue And there's fuck all I can do." Lyrical genius😂😂 Who needs John Lennon !!!!!!!? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 7:39:12 GMT
Boothen End to Major Tim Boothen End to Major Tim Eat your cheese oatcakes and put your Stoke Scarf On Ground Control to Major Tim (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six) Commencing countdown, floodlights on (Five, Four, Three) Check your shinpads and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff) This is Boothen End to Major Tim You've really made the grade And Sparky wants to know if you can play Now it's time to leave the sub's bench if you dare "This is Major Tim to Boothen End I'm getting off the bench And I'm running in the most peculiar way And the pitch looks very different today For here am I playing in the midfield Out on the left wing Our new away kit's blue And there's fuck all I can do Though I'm past the halfway line right now I'm feeling very strange And I think the strikers know which way to go Tell the South Stand I love them very much they know Boothen End to Major Tim Your way off side, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear And I'm running down the left wing Below the Seddon Stand Our New Kit is blue And there's fuck all I can do." Far too much time on your hands |
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Post by RF10 on Jun 2, 2017 7:52:41 GMT
Boothen End to Major Tim Boothen End to Major Tim Eat your cheese oatcakes and put your Stoke Scarf On Ground Control to Major Tim (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six) Commencing countdown, floodlights on (Five, Four, Three) Check your shinpads and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff) This is Boothen End to Major Tim You've really made the grade And Sparky wants to know if you can play Now it's time to leave the sub's bench if you dare "This is Major Tim to Boothen End I'm getting off the bench And I'm running in the most peculiar way And the pitch looks very different today For here am I playing in the midfield Out on the left wing Our new away kit's blue And there's fuck all I can do Though I'm past the halfway line right now I'm feeling very strange And I think the strikers know which way to go Tell the South Stand I love them very much they know Boothen End to Major Tim Your way off side, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear me, Major Tim? Can you hear And I'm running down the left wing Below the Seddon Stand Our New Kit is blue And there's fuck all I can do." ImPEAKEable song writing skills. |
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