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Post by Gods on May 16, 2017 12:53:05 GMT
Only 1 question and you have to keep it short (max 20 words) because that's how these things work, you can't go rambling on yourself just because you like the sound of your own voice!
(Just so there is no confusion it's only 'pretend', a bit of fun folks, but you never know who reads these pages!
"An absolute calamity across all competitions, a word for the fans Mark?"
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Post by barcaontrent on May 16, 2017 12:57:14 GMT
Is it acceptable Stoke City are 3 points off Swansea and could be level by Monday ?
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Post by potterinleeds on May 16, 2017 12:57:20 GMT
"On current evidence, can you see next season being anything other than a bit of a struggle?"
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 12:58:23 GMT
"This current form has been going on for 18 months now Mark, with little evidence of you being able to turn it around. Have you thought about resigning?"
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Post by thebet365 on May 16, 2017 13:13:06 GMT
"hast thee got thee brown wings yet duck"
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Post by redstriper on May 16, 2017 13:14:26 GMT
"what has Ramadan done wrong ?"
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Post by Gifton on May 16, 2017 13:14:53 GMT
Throughout your career Mark, you seem to have thrived on working with limited resources, yet when you have been backed with funds, you seem to struggle putting together a balanced, functional squad.
My question to you Mark, if you were in Peter Coates' position, would you trust Mark Hughes with any serious cash?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 13:18:14 GMT
Mark,
Imbula, Bojan and Joselu are currently a million miles away from the squad, your side are set to finish with the lowest points tally they've ever had in the Premier League, please tell us how you can justify there absence from the squad?
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Post by muglump on May 16, 2017 13:31:24 GMT
What time does the bar open?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 13:35:10 GMT
Since the League Cup semi-final defeat, 53 league games played, 86 conceded, 24 games lost, just a 28% win rate. Still wonder why some fans are disgruntled?
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Post by heworksardtho on May 16, 2017 13:35:31 GMT
Whose the longest in the shower
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Post by geoff321 on May 16, 2017 13:35:48 GMT
Having taken Stoke to it's highest position in forty years,can you understand why so many fans want you sacked?
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Post by jarvinski on May 16, 2017 13:37:39 GMT
Would you like a lift to the station
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Post by SCFC92 on May 16, 2017 13:38:21 GMT
What the fuck Mark?
Quite simply what the fuck?
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Post by Gods on May 16, 2017 13:40:41 GMT
Well my '20 words and keep it pithy' guideline has been well and truly trashed!
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Post by Gods on May 16, 2017 13:44:29 GMT
What the fuck Mark? Quite simply what the fuck? That's the kind of thing, perhaps with heck for fuck, ask a long rambling question and you'll get a long rambling answer, and be none the wiser, you need to provoke a genuine, from the heart response to learn anything. |
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 13:51:48 GMT
Well my '20 words and keep it pithy' guideline has been well and truly trashed! Didn't see that  |
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Post by Seymour Beaver on May 16, 2017 13:53:28 GMT
Would you be kind enough to f*** off and take your rapidly regressing band of geriatric favourites with you?
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Post by jwhpotter on May 16, 2017 13:54:43 GMT
We can't score goals, we can't defend, we can't pass, what can we do?
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Post by charlesjefferson on May 16, 2017 13:55:55 GMT
Is it what it is, Mark? If it is what it is then what is it? Conversely if it isn't what it is then is it anything like what it was before it was what it was or wasn't? Basically, is it what it is?
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Post by crapslinger on May 16, 2017 13:56:27 GMT
Where did you envisage playing Imbula in your system when you scouted him ?
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 16, 2017 13:59:12 GMT
Clearly most of those questions can easily be kicked into the long glass with a non-committal diplomatic response.
I'd be asking:
Any plans for the beard again?
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Post by crouchpotato1 on May 16, 2017 13:59:31 GMT
Mark " how the fuck have you managed to dismantle Stokealona"
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Post by akstoke93 on May 16, 2017 14:00:56 GMT
who we got pre-season?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 14:05:34 GMT
Recommendations for your successor, Mark?
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Post by Clayton Wood on May 16, 2017 14:06:47 GMT
Are you thinking of buying John Terry and selling Peter Crouch to lower the age of the squad?
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Post by GeneralFaye on May 16, 2017 14:06:50 GMT
Glen Whelan.. what does he actually do?
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Post by Gods on May 16, 2017 14:13:37 GMT
Clearly most of those questions can easily be kicked into the long glass with a non-committal diplomatic response. I'd be asking: Any plans for the beard again? "Mark, you've tried everything else, a return for the beard?" |
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Post by kidcrewbob on May 16, 2017 14:14:25 GMT
You still here ?
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Post by TexasPotter on May 16, 2017 14:14:50 GMT
Ireland, Whelan, Walters, Adam... Why?
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