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Post by dutchstokie on Jan 26, 2017 10:52:58 GMT
Anyone got any good remedies for it????
The missus kept me awake with it last night- sounded like a jack hammer she did.
Apart from the obvious- putting a pillow over her face 😁 does anyone have any good remedies, medicine to try?
She's tried the plastic strip things that go over your nose but they don't work, also change the pillow to a Yubisaki pillow but that doesn't help
Damn annoying when your laying there at 3.30 wide awake
The couch isn't as comfy either-- ended up kipping there
Help me brothers !!!!'
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 26, 2017 11:23:46 GMT
Anyone got any good remedies for it???? The missus kept me awake with it last night- sounded like a jack hammer she did. Apart from the obvious- putting a pillow over her face 😁 does anyone have any good remedies, medicine to try? She's tried the plastic strip things that go over your nose but they don't work, also change the pillow to a Yubisaki pillow but that doesn't help Damn annoying when your laying there at 3.30 wide awake The couch isn't as comfy either-- ended up kipping there Help me brothers !!!!' |
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Post by scfcmacca on Jan 26, 2017 11:28:50 GMT
Weight loss / exercise ? I snore and the Mrs has said i have been better with it since I started back the gym
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 11:37:32 GMT
Anyone got any good remedies for it???? The missus kept me awake with it last night- sounded like a jack hammer she did. Apart from the obvious- putting a pillow over her face 😁 does anyone have any good remedies, medicine to try? She's tried the plastic strip things that go over your nose but they don't work, also change the pillow to a Yubisaki pillow but that doesn't help Damn annoying when your laying there at 3.30 wide awake The couch isn't as comfy either-- ended up kipping there Help me brothers !!!!' Take the Gin bottle away from her |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 11:40:10 GMT
Slip her one!
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 26, 2017 11:53:57 GMT
Sorry, Dutchy, don't know....... But I clearly remember two holidays I went on when the guy in the bl**dy NEXT room snored so loudly that he kept me awake all night, every night. One was only a one-night stay, but the other was about two weeks, and on about the third night of this one, after about another two hours of it, I was so seething with murderous fury that I got out of bed and kicked the adjoining wall several times as hard as I could. And he immediately stopped! BLISS! Then as soon as I got back into bed....... ........he started again and didn't stop. I could have cheerfully gone and knocked on his door and throttled the barsteward.  |
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Post by cooper67 on Jan 26, 2017 11:57:15 GMT
I noticed that about your wife as well Dutch.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jan 26, 2017 11:59:18 GMT
Anyone got any good remedies for it???? The missus kept me awake with it last night- sounded like a jack hammer she did. Apart from the obvious- putting a pillow over her face 😁 does anyone have any good remedies, medicine to try? She's tried the plastic strip things that go over your nose but they don't work, also change the pillow to a Yubisaki pillow but that doesn't help Damn annoying when your laying there at 3.30 wide awake The couch isn't as comfy either-- ended up kipping there Help me brothers !!!!'
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Post by dutchstokie on Jan 26, 2017 12:11:53 GMT
I noticed that about your wife as well Dutch. Aaahh so you're the one she keeps mumbling about in her sleep ....😁 Summat about "cooper..... cheesy cock......where's he put it now"😄 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 12:47:51 GMT
Anyone got any good remedies for it???? The missus kept me awake with it last night- sounded like a jack hammer she did. Apart from the obvious- putting a pillow over her face 😁 does anyone have any good remedies, medicine to try? She's tried the plastic strip things that go over your nose but they don't work, also change the pillow to a Yubisaki pillow but that doesn't help Damn annoying when your laying there at 3.30 wide awake The couch isn't as comfy either-- ended up kipping there Help me brothers !!!!'Don't laugh at the sexist pig murph  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 12:50:28 GMT
Flop your penis in her mouth and squeeze her nostrils together
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 13:33:05 GMT
Take the Gin bottle away from her
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 26, 2017 13:33:34 GMT
Flop your penis in her mouth and squeeze her nostrils together This is the only method that works 100% of the time. If at first when you flop it in the snoring persists, simply keep thrusting until you do a urethral sneeze, the resulting fluids relax the vocal chords and cease the snoring. Side effects may include a punch in the nose or spooge being coughed all over your fresh bedding, but that's the risk you take. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 13:35:27 GMT
Sorry, Dutchy, don't know....... But I clearly remember two holidays I went on when the guy in the bl**dy NEXT room snored so loudly that he kept me awake all night, every night. One was only a one-night stay, but the other was about two weeks, and on about the third night of this one, after about another two hours of it, I was so seething with murderous fury that I got out of bed and kicked the adjoining wall several times as hard as I could. And he immediately stopped! BLISS! Then as soon as I got back into bed....... ........he started again and didn't stop. I could have cheerfully gone and knocked on his door and throttled the barsteward. And you could have ordered a drink while you were at it |
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Post by blurtonboy on Jan 26, 2017 16:24:32 GMT
Just kick her in the knackers, it worked for Shanghai.
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Post by turtlefox on Jan 26, 2017 17:15:44 GMT
It's ironic that the sound of someone sleeping keeps you awake.
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