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Post by drfootball on Jan 22, 2017 12:29:11 GMT
Can someone please explain to me just what this monkey faced twat adds to the sum of human knowledge on MoTD2 Extra.
Seems to think frowning a bit and using a few big words makes him some kind of learned sage.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jan 22, 2017 12:55:49 GMT
His tactical and insider knowledge is second to none.
Whilst watching the West Ham vs Man City FA cup he said something along the lines of the following: "If you watch David Silva he is always trying to find space in front of the West Ham defence and dictate the play"
This blew my mind. My impression of David Silva before that was that he was a commanding, no nonsense defensive midfield destroyer. Now whenever I see him Keown was spot on, crazy stuff.
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Post by OldStokie on Jan 22, 2017 13:20:12 GMT
I reckon he's one of the few humans who has more Paranthapus genes left in him than Homo-Sapien ones. He should be in a zoo and not on the BBC.
OS.
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Post by nott1 on Jan 22, 2017 14:17:35 GMT
six finger wanker!
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Post by 1raytuper on Jan 22, 2017 18:46:27 GMT
i doubt you would voice your opinions of him to his face.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jan 22, 2017 18:47:47 GMT
If I had a pound for every time this thread comes up.
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Post by thevoid on Jan 22, 2017 18:47:50 GMT
i doubt you would voice your opinions of him to his face. Why would anyone need to, barring a bizarre sequence of circumstances?
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Post by Clem Fandango on Jan 22, 2017 19:19:45 GMT
Actually I think hes only got 4 fingers on each hand. I dont think his thumbs have evolved yet.
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Post by charlesjefferson on Jan 22, 2017 19:32:13 GMT
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Post by crapslinger on Jan 22, 2017 21:14:44 GMT
A fine example of a strategically shaved ape as you are ever likely to encounter, all he needs is a club in his hand to complete the look of the missing link.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Jan 22, 2017 21:23:41 GMT
D'ya know I'm sick and tired of reading this torrent of abuse towards Keown.
I know let's talk about Gary Linaker's jugears or Garth Crook's immense girth.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2017 21:51:22 GMT
He's from Cheadle? And before anyone asks, yes, I do come from there ( well that's where I live).
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Post by sportsman on Jan 22, 2017 22:33:07 GMT
Should be interesting on motd2 now. Wonder if he'll stick up for wenger?
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Post by MuddyWoody on Jan 22, 2017 22:34:47 GMT
Has Martin branched out into modelling?
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Post by sportsman on Jan 22, 2017 22:52:12 GMT
Not even a mention of it. Disgusting BBC.
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Post by scfcwebby on Jan 22, 2017 22:52:47 GMT
Should be interesting on motd2 now. Wonder if he'll stick up for wenger? Not even mentioned it! Unbelievable Jeff!
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Post by turtlefox on Jan 22, 2017 23:01:07 GMT
If I had a pound for every time this thread comes up. You'd have £4.50
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Post by sportsman on Jan 22, 2017 23:01:30 GMT
For something that's the main talking point tonight on all football media it's disgusting they haven't even mention it. Imagine if it was Hughes? Keown would have made sure it was brought up.
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Post by scfcwebby on Jan 22, 2017 23:03:01 GMT
If I had a pound for every time this thread comes up. You would have more if you had a pound for every time the "Fans leaving on 80(ish) minutes" thread came up
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 22, 2017 23:47:21 GMT
The Boffins say,there is no proof that Neanderthal man ever mated with Homo Sapiens,well the proof is right there,on MOTD.
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Post by Northy on Jan 23, 2017 10:52:46 GMT
What was he thinking when he said 'it would have been a travesty for the premier league if Arsenal hadn't have won' is he implying that Arsenal have to be in the top 4 every season, and no smaller clubs should take points off them so they can achieve it?
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Post by Will_75 on Jan 23, 2017 11:01:41 GMT
Can someone please explain to me just what this monkey faced twat adds to the sum of human knowledge on MoTD2 Extra. Seems to think frowning a bit and using a few big words makes him some kind of learned sage. I think the frown comes from the effort of combining speaking words with remembering to breathe in and out.
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Post by OldStokie on Jan 23, 2017 13:21:10 GMT
What was he thinking when he said 'it would have been a travesty for the premier league if Arsenal hadn't have won' is he implying that Arsenal have to be in the top 4 every season, and no smaller clubs should take points off them so they can achieve it? I was gobsmacked when he said that. The smarmy, arrogant, warped-logic troglodyte! What an insult to Burnley that was! I thought the travesty was that Burnley lost to a penalty being given that shouldn't have been one because the player fouled was clearly offside before the penalty foul was given. OS.
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Post by claytonscrubs on Jan 23, 2017 14:26:16 GMT
I'am sick of the abuse MartIn gets on this forum.. He was a fine defender and was capped 43 times for England..I find these juvenile Ape, Monkey etc descriptions of his appearance rather poor taste..
As for Dumbo ears and Phil ' Steptoe' Neville on MOTD they can quietly crawl under a rock, never to be seen again.😉
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Post by Billy the kid on Jan 23, 2017 14:39:42 GMT
Do we think he is related to Gareth Bale?
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Post by uknorse on Jan 23, 2017 15:16:45 GMT
hes an utter wanker, the fkn huge steroid headed mutant bastard.....if he offered comment on how to be a dirty cheating cynical cunt, ud accept it....but when he starts talking about finding the right pass, and how great players should play, the fuckin irony of it leave me speechless....
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 23, 2017 15:21:06 GMT
Nobody would go anywhere near this story if Martin Keown was a black. Strange old world innit?
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Post by pez75 on Jan 23, 2017 15:59:17 GMT
If I had a pound for every time this thread comes up. You would have more if you had a pound for every time the "Fans leaving on 80(ish) minutes" thread came up If I had a £ for every person that left on 80(ish) mins I would be fucking rich!
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Post by claytonscrubs on Jan 23, 2017 19:11:21 GMT
Do we think he is related to Gareth Bale? Or maybe James Milner ?
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