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Post by greystokie on Dec 5, 2016 22:38:11 GMT
I only asked if you wanted a reach around!
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 5, 2016 22:39:34 GMT
So Dean, who do I call again?
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 5, 2016 22:41:29 GMT
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Dec 5, 2016 22:43:21 GMT
Is it true they call you "the Dean Whitehead of North London?"
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Post by foxysgloves on Dec 5, 2016 22:54:17 GMT
Dean was a naturally unlucky bloke.
Most blokes stood in dog shit.
Dean sat in it.
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Post by samba :) on Dec 5, 2016 23:04:19 GMT
A non comedy attempt... Why is deans left foot not in its right place?
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Post by stantheman on Dec 5, 2016 23:05:11 GMT
I'm Dean, a pussycat. But our Charlie is going to kick you so, so hard.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Dec 5, 2016 23:10:25 GMT
'A little ditty 'bout Jack and Deano'
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Post by auntiegeorge on Dec 5, 2016 23:28:12 GMT
"Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away..."
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Post by jezzascfc on Dec 5, 2016 23:40:32 GMT
One for the oldies - "oops upside your head, say oops upside your head"!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 0:06:16 GMT
I look at him and he looks at me In his eyes I see the sea I can’t see what he sees in a man like me he says he loves me his eyes his eyes his eyes are a blue million miles
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 0:07:15 GMT
"Which clown agreed to sell conjoined twins to two separate clubs"?
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Post by RichJonesy on Dec 6, 2016 0:13:52 GMT
"What you after? Fags, vodka, sniff, weed got it all in me boot."
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 6, 2016 0:47:33 GMT
I love it,when I get one this size up my arse.
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Post by playhowwewant on Dec 6, 2016 1:12:55 GMT
Scarily it does look like Jack is taking him !
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Post by Skankmonkey on Dec 6, 2016 1:46:43 GMT
I look at him and he looks at me In his eyes I see the sea I can’t see what he sees in a man like me he says he loves me his eyes his eyes his eyes are a blue million miles Winner!
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Post by Theninjabadger on Dec 6, 2016 8:47:14 GMT
When the doctor said it would just be a small prick bottom this wasn't what I imagined
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 9:39:24 GMT
Have you got a jack on? You dirty little get!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 10:03:19 GMT
"When I invited you around for Netflix and chill, what do you think I meant?"
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Post by bringmesunshine on Dec 6, 2016 10:03:58 GMT
Yeh, you keep that stupid look on your face because my left hook is coming your way.
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Post by redstriper on Dec 6, 2016 10:20:55 GMT
"Yellow. That's the perfect colour for you"
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Post by Robo10 on Dec 6, 2016 10:38:33 GMT
Ref, there is a little prick up my arse
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Dec 6, 2016 11:04:04 GMT
Is it in yet?
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Post by ryan4england on Dec 6, 2016 11:51:04 GMT
Jack I want you to paint me like one of your french girls
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on Dec 6, 2016 12:28:06 GMT
Football playing siamese twins have penis so big it has it's own sock and boot.
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Post by mattador78 on Dec 6, 2016 12:47:37 GMT
Something to cheer me up for the week ahead. Im telling you dean if someone as shit as me can play for the arse and england dont stop believing. Now kiss me you handsome bastard.
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Post by jonnynico on Dec 6, 2016 12:56:08 GMT
Something to cheer me up for the week ahead. Get your dick out of my arse, i'm not wenger.
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Dec 6, 2016 15:49:45 GMT
Something to cheer me up for the week ahead. "So,I just brushed Pennant's leg and then that psycho Wilkinson comes flying in,feet raised,from,like,this far away......"
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Post by GoBoks on Dec 6, 2016 16:05:48 GMT
Something to cheer me up for the week ahead. I'm Jake the Peg ..........
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