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Post by woodstein on Nov 29, 2016 22:17:17 GMT
Been reading that vegans are upset that animal fat tallow is used in the making of the new fivers. I've not chewed one to see what they taste like but prefer them to soggy paper ones. Do these folk refuse to sit on leather seats, hug a friend who has a leather coat on or bag on them? These vegans need to go contactless then - in many ways!
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Post by samba :) on Nov 29, 2016 23:31:31 GMT
I know a vegan! Very poor diet to have, shes so pale
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Post by samba :) on Nov 29, 2016 23:31:57 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs?
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Post by pearo on Nov 29, 2016 23:47:41 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs? Yes, so long as it's smothered in peanut butter and not Shiphams beef paste.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Nov 30, 2016 0:26:57 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs? Are you?
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Post by harryburrows on Nov 30, 2016 2:06:33 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs? Only if they don't swallow
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 30, 2016 6:39:24 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs? It's a meat product, maybe if there were some sort of plastic covering. 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2016 6:50:38 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs? It's a meat product, maybe if there were some sort of plastic covering. 🤔 Possibly strawberry flavoured as well ?
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Post by lawrieleslie on Nov 30, 2016 7:08:21 GMT
I have a vegan acquaintance who will only drink certain beers that have only used artificial finings. Apparently most breweries use animal derived fining products such as egg albumen. Oh and does anybody have a recipe for these fivers
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 30, 2016 7:20:56 GMT
Isn't tallow basically a candle. Don't think I'll be lighting the house with burning fivers during the next power cut.
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Post by elystokie on Nov 30, 2016 8:41:09 GMT
I have a vegan acquaintance who will only drink certain beers that have only used artificial finings. Apparently most breweries use animal derived fining products such as egg albumen. Oh and does anybody have a recipe for these fivers ;) Had a mate in the RN in the early eighties whose brother was a vegan and loved his real ale, encountered the same issues. I met up with said mate years later and asked him how his brother was and his reply was 'fine, but he's my sister now'...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2016 11:49:17 GMT
Here's a great idea . Every time they get a £5 give it to me and I'll take care of it for them.
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Post by elystokie on Nov 30, 2016 12:29:34 GMT
I got one with the number AK47 in my change yesterday, asked my eldest if it was worth anything and he said 'well at least a fiver Dad' cheeky little twat knew what I meant ::)
Youngest chimes in to say his mate at work reckons they're worth £500, we checked ebay, are they fuck.
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Post by auntiegeorge on Nov 30, 2016 20:34:00 GMT
Well I think some people are collecting the very first batch with serial numbers beginning AA01.
I've heard of collectors paying 40 x face value for those. Could be a good investment.
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Post by Dutchpeter on Nov 30, 2016 21:01:33 GMT
Should they fuck off back to the Planet Vega?
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Post by samba :) on Nov 30, 2016 21:18:43 GMT
Are vegans allowed to give blow jobs? Are you? yes im not a vegan? Stupid question which inserts no muggage into it?
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Nov 30, 2016 21:21:17 GMT
yes im not a vegan? Stupid question which inserts no muggage into it? Yours or mine? I like the word muggage, but have no idea what it means Samba.
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Post by samba :) on Nov 30, 2016 22:27:31 GMT
yes im not a vegan? Stupid question which inserts no muggage into it? Yours or mine? I like the word muggage, but have no idea what it means Samba. muggage is streetwise language, you need to get out more, and your question? Why would i ask a stupid question? Oh wait thats how this all started
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Post by crapslinger on Nov 30, 2016 23:04:54 GMT
Been reading that vegans are upset that animal fat tallow is used in the making of the new fivers. I've not chewed one to see what they taste like but prefer them to soggy paper ones. Do these folk refuse to sit on leather seats, hug a friend who has a leather coat on or bag on them? These vegans need to go contactless then - in many ways! It's one of their fiver a day.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Nov 30, 2016 23:45:33 GMT
So they they can Spock the difference from the old fivers then.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2016 2:09:21 GMT
The Hindi's are upset too. 🐂
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 1, 2016 8:31:47 GMT
Wonder if the same tree-huggers insist on walking everywhere they go; Tyres have animal products in them as it helps hold their shape. Oh and where do they sit when relaxing; Some furniture manufacturers use animal derived glue. Plastic used to make bags, disposable aprons, disposable nappies also often contains animal products as slip agents. Do these vegans wow at fireworks on bonfire night; fireworks contain stearic acid from animal fat. Fabric softener, toothpaste, shampoo and even sugar contains animal derivatives.
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Post by metalhead on Dec 1, 2016 9:32:26 GMT
Wonder if the same tree-huggers insist on walking everywhere they go; Tyres have animal products in them as it helps hold their shape. Oh and where do they sit when relaxing; Some furniture manufacturers use animal derived glue. Plastic used to make bags, disposable aprons, disposable nappies also often contains animal products as slip agents. Do these vegans wow at fireworks on bonfire night; fireworks contain stearic acid from animal fat. Fabric softener, toothpaste, shampoo and even sugar contains animal derivatives. Well it's good to hear that the Bank of England have told Vegans to go fuck themselves and insisted on putting animal fat in the new £10 note. I have no problem with people choosing to follow a Vegetarian or Vegan lifestyle. What people eat and drink really is not my business. What I do have a problem with, is militant veganism and militant vegetarianism. People who think it's acceptable to go round and throw pigs blood on customers in a butchers shop (something that has happened in the past). Fucking unpleasant scrotes can seemingly get away with assault in the name of 'activism'. Luckily, most in the media are laughing at these Vegan pussies who are crying into their tofu bars and wanking over photos of Che Guevara. Here's some patronizing gush from the Guardian though, just to make you laugh: www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/30/vegans-furious-notes-beef-tallow-fivers
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 1, 2016 10:46:52 GMT
Wonder if the same tree-huggers insist on walking everywhere they go; Tyres have animal products in them as it helps hold their shape. Oh and where do they sit when relaxing; Some furniture manufacturers use animal derived glue. Plastic used to make bags, disposable aprons, disposable nappies also often contains animal products as slip agents. Do these vegans wow at fireworks on bonfire night; fireworks contain stearic acid from animal fat. Fabric softener, toothpaste, shampoo and even sugar contains animal derivatives. Not forgetting just about every single mobile phone on the planet.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 1, 2016 10:47:39 GMT
Wonder if the same tree-huggers insist on walking everywhere they go; Tyres have animal products in them as it helps hold their shape. Oh and where do they sit when relaxing; Some furniture manufacturers use animal derived glue. Plastic used to make bags, disposable aprons, disposable nappies also often contains animal products as slip agents. Do these vegans wow at fireworks on bonfire night; fireworks contain stearic acid from animal fat. Fabric softener, toothpaste, shampoo and even sugar contains animal derivatives. Well it's good to hear that the Bank of England have told Vegans to go fuck themselves and insisted on putting animal fat in the new £10 note. I have no problem with people choosing to follow a Vegetarian or Vegan lifestyle. What people eat and drink really is not my business. What I do have a problem with, is militant veganism and militant vegetarianism. People who think it's acceptable to go round and throw pigs blood on customers in a butchers shop (something that has happened in the past). Fucking unpleasant scrotes can seemingly get away with assault in the name of 'activism'. Luckily, most in the media are laughing at these Vegan pussies who are crying into their tofu bars and wanking over photos of Che Guevara. Here's some patronizing gush from the Guardian though, just to make you laugh: www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/30/vegans-furious-notes-beef-tallow-fiversFrom the Guardian I had to chuckle at the aims of the Vegan Society......"To exclude, as far as is possible and practicable, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose”. Read for "as far as possible and practicable......", "where not convenient or front-page newsworthy.........". Agree MH let them crack on as long as they are not ramming their beliefs, hypocritical morals and dubious values down our throats.
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Post by Skankmonkey on Dec 2, 2016 13:49:21 GMT
I have a vegan acquaintance who will only drink certain beers that have only used artificial finings. Apparently most breweries use animal derived fining products such as egg albumen. Oh and does anybody have a recipe for these fivers True. Fish swim bladders and crushed crustacean shell are two other finings commonly used. The one veggie friendly fining I can think of is made from seaweed.
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Post by Skankmonkey on Dec 2, 2016 13:59:25 GMT
The Hindi's are upset too. 🐂
From Wiki re:- Causes of the Indian Mutiny(Rebellion) 1857
Tallow and lard-greased cartridges
The final spark was provided by the ammunition for the new Enfield P-53 rifle.[27] These rifles, which fired Minié balls, had a tighter fit than the earlier muskets, and used paper cartridges that came pre-greased. To load the rifle, sepoys had to bite the cartridge open to release the powder.[28] The grease used on these cartridges was rumoured to include tallow derived from beef, which would be offensive to Hindus,[29] and pork, which would be offensive to Muslims.
For some reason, I'm not quite as worried about a potential Vegan Mutiny.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2016 14:41:36 GMT
The Hindi's are upset too. 🐂
From Wiki re:- Causes of the Indian Mutiny(Rebellion) 1857
Tallow and lard-greased cartridges
The final spark was provided by the ammunition for the new Enfield P-53 rifle.[27] These rifles, which fired Minié balls, had a tighter fit than the earlier muskets, and used paper cartridges that came pre-greased. To load the rifle, sepoys had to bite the cartridge open to release the powder.[28] The grease used on these cartridges was rumoured to include tallow derived from beef, which would be offensive to Hindus,[29] and pork, which would be offensive to Muslims.
For some reason, I'm not quite as worried about a potential Vegan Mutiny.
Angry 80 lb vegans dishing out a beating with organic hemp sandals? A worrying prospect.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Dec 2, 2016 14:59:05 GMT
I conna stand vegans, they're right up there with people who go for a run in the "I've got to tell you that I'm a vegan/go for a run every single bastard chance I get, even when it's got fuck all to do with the conversation we're having" stakes.
They both need sitting down & having a big fucking double cheeseburger ramming in their gob.
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Post by Rick Grimes on Dec 2, 2016 15:04:12 GMT
Vegans don't like it when you point out to them that unless they grow crops in their own private patch the machinery used to harvest the food they eat leads to the destruction of habitats and the death of countless animals. They've got as much blood on their hands as any meat eater.
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