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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 2, 2016 20:13:03 GMT
I heard this on the news today. For failing to dip your headlights, the driver is forced to stare into the main beam without blinking for one minute. Performed at the roadside.
Thank you sir, you may now continue your journey. Way to go.
I'm wondering what other quick fix punishments could be administered by way of correction.
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Post by pearo on Nov 2, 2016 20:22:54 GMT
If you blast you car horn after 11pm you would be forced to listen to Coldplay on full volume for two hours
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Post by LDE76 on Nov 2, 2016 20:42:14 GMT
Anyone taking up two parking spaces should be burned at two stakes.
Cunts.
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Post by dutchstokie on Nov 2, 2016 20:48:56 GMT
Non-use of indicators will result in said driver being chained to their rear bumper and being dragged along the road for 1mile.
Won't forget the next time
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Post by kingdong on Nov 2, 2016 21:07:01 GMT
For tailgating a car should be shoved up their arse.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 2, 2016 21:15:07 GMT
Non-use of indicators will result in said driver being chained to their rear bumper and being dragged along the road for 1mile. Won't forget the next time Possible slump in sales for a certain German car manufacturer. Shame. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2016 0:29:59 GMT
People at the front of a traffic light controlled queue who dawdle off slowly in heavy traffic should be sent down a special one way penalty road with camera monitored lights at the only exit. The lights will only go green for 1.5 seconds once every hour and anyone caught jumping red will receive a ban for life.
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Post by harryburrows on Nov 3, 2016 0:42:42 GMT
People who overtake on roundabouts need buggering with a pineapple
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 3, 2016 2:19:19 GMT
People who overtake on roundabouts need buggering with a pineapple Happened to me yesterday that one. Knypersley. What kerbside entertainment that would have been. He'd have struggled with the rest of his car parts deliveries with some incredibly sharp fruit sticking out of his arse. |
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Nov 3, 2016 2:47:27 GMT
People pulling out quickly right in front of you with the road empty behind you and then proceed to drive slower than you, should be used in place of the pineapple.
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Post by 3putts on Nov 3, 2016 3:20:41 GMT
people who drive in the right hand lane on the a34 from trentham to newcastle should be burned at the stake. yes its harsh but i can guarantee they wont do it again
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Post by partickpotter on Nov 3, 2016 6:50:30 GMT
Able bodied people who park in reserved disability parking spaces should be given a permanent disability.
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Post by andrewguk on Nov 3, 2016 7:23:43 GMT
If you blast you car horn after 11pm you would be forced to listen to Coldplay on full volume for two hours I'd be sounding my car horn all night if this was the case |
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Nov 3, 2016 7:30:36 GMT
People who suggest extreme punishments for minor motoring offences should be forced to watch Top Gear while being buggered by Jeremy Clarkson.
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 3, 2016 7:38:48 GMT
People I see parking anywhere they like in the town centre in there convertible. Nice young folk who then swan off for a spot of shopping, all because they have a disabled badge. No limp, doesn't stop them carrying shopping, no breathlessness, no hint of disability on par with what my granny had, who couldn't go anywhere without a wheelchair.
Lady's & Gentlemen, I give you people with Blue Badges, who have every disability you don't die of. Nice little earner, Pick up you mat & walkXx
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Post by draytonstokie on Nov 3, 2016 8:01:28 GMT
People I see parking anywhere they like in the town centre in there convertible. Nice young folk who then swan off for a spot of shopping, all because they have a disabled badge. No limp, doesn't stop them carrying shopping, no breathlessness, no hint of disability on par with what my granny had, who couldn't go anywhere without a wheelchair. Lady's & Gentlemen, I give you people with Blue Badges, who have every disability you don't die of. Nice little earner, Pick up you mat & walkXx Not necessarily the right topic to cover this but not all disabilities are visible all of the time please don't tar everyone with the same brush as those who blatantly misuse the system by fraudulent use. I have a blue badge because I suffer with a rare neurological condition, when not having an attack i would look just like one of those people you describe, but should i be unfortunate to have an attack whilst away from the car I am likely to not only injure myself, but also cause not only myself but other members of the public considerable distress. I need my oxygen and medication as close as possible. `I could of course never go out and allow the condition to completely ruin mine and my families life rather than on the four or five occasions it happens every single day of our lives. |
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 3, 2016 8:08:26 GMT
People I see parking anywhere they like in the town centre in there convertible. Nice young folk who then swan off for a spot of shopping, all because they have a disabled badge. No limp, doesn't stop them carrying shopping, no breathlessness, no hint of disability on par with what my granny had, who couldn't go anywhere without a wheelchair. Lady's & Gentlemen, I give you people with Blue Badges, who have every disability you don't die of. Nice little earner, Pick up you mat & walkXx Not necessarily the right topic to cover this but not all disabilities are visible all of the time please don't tar everyone with the same brush as those who blatantly misuse the system by fraudulent use. I have a blue badge because I suffer with a rare neurological condition, when not having an attack i would look just like one of those people you describe, but should i be unfortunate to have an attack whilst away from the car I am likely to not only injure myself, but also cause not only myself but other members of the public considerable distress. I need my oxygen and medication as close as possible. `I could of course never go out and allow the condition to completely ruin mine and my families life rather than on the four or five occasions it happens every single day of our lives. Well I can't respond to that, cause if I did it would seem churlish |
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Post by elystokie on Nov 3, 2016 11:08:14 GMT
For tailgating a car should be shoved up their arse. Sideways. |
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Post by samba :) on Nov 3, 2016 21:19:23 GMT
If you blast you car horn after 11pm you would be forced to listen to Coldplay on full volume for two hours I'd be sounding my car horn all night if this was the case At primary school when it rained we used to have wetplay When it was cold we had to listen to this really dull band |
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Post by samba :) on Nov 3, 2016 21:20:50 GMT
If you dont go when theres a 10 second opportunity you should be forced to go for a shit in the middle of the road whilst the people waiting behind beat you up
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 3, 2016 22:06:43 GMT
If you dont go when theres a 10 second opportunity you should be forced to go for a shit in the middle of the road whilst the people waiting behind beat you up Power to the people, like it. |
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