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Post by dutchstokie on Sept 8, 2016 7:24:52 GMT
"You do the math"....what? It's MATHS
"You look AMAAAAZING".....when you have just got out of bed
"It's so WONDERFUL to be here " or rather where am I?
Any others that get on yer pip ??
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 7:28:30 GMT
"My bad"
"Get in the hole!"
"super-**insert adjective**"
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Sept 8, 2016 7:29:05 GMT
It was like, literally the most, like, epic joke I ever heard. I, like, literally died from laughing.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 8, 2016 8:32:49 GMT
Jeez
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 8, 2016 8:38:53 GMT
O M G, £@#&!ng Hate it. £@#& America, Their worst is yet to come & we thought the Nazis were bad!
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Post by Gods on Sept 8, 2016 8:41:58 GMT
You need to be brimming with positivity to really get on in the USA I think. "How are you?" "I'm super well thanks" I mean what the hell is 'super well' ?! And how good must it feel to be as overpoweringly well as that ? It's like well on steroids ! I don't think I have ever been 'super well', rarely even 'well' ! I just about stretch to 'alright' on a good day  |
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 8, 2016 8:52:58 GMT
You need to be brimming with positivity to really get on in the USA I think. "How are you?" "I'm super well thanks" I mean what the hell is 'super well' ?! And how must it feel to as well as that ? It's like well on steroids ! I don't think I have ever been 'super well', rarely even 'well' ! I just about stretch to 'alright' on a good day I remember a weekend away with MrsBath before we were married & she asked me how happy I was out of 10!?! I said 7. 7 She said, is that all!?!. I said, I've never been over a 7, unless you give me class A's Xx |
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 8, 2016 9:14:00 GMT
"You're good to go". Unless you're a pilot talking to the radio tower, sat at the end of a runway with the jets about to get a load of throttle, that's stupid.
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Post by metalhead on Sept 8, 2016 9:21:48 GMT
I'll tell you one that gets right on my tits, and it gets used even in television, broadcasting etc.
"I could care less"!!!? What, the fuck?
Taken literally, that means that you care somewhat... the term is "I couldn't care less", that means your care levels are at their lowest. Wake up America.... couldn't, not could.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 9:23:42 GMT
Have a nice day...At 11.55Pm...Err...Ok...I'll try...
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Sept 8, 2016 9:37:16 GMT
"Burglarized" -- the word is "Burgled" "We'd like to reach out to you" - fuck off, you're thousands of miles away, no way can you reach me from there "We're allowed to under the 2nd amendment" -- an antiquated, now completely irrelevant law which they cling onto in the belief that apparently everyone having a gun somehow stops gun crime (go figure  ) |
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Post by JoeinOz on Sept 8, 2016 9:40:19 GMT
"Burglarized" -- the word is "Burgled" "We'd like to reach out to you" - fuck off, you're thousands of miles away, no way can you reach me from there "We're allowed to under the 2nd amendment" -- an antiquated, now completely irrelevant law which they cling onto in the belief that apparently everyone having a gun somehow stops gun crime (go figure ) You're getting emotional. Cool it dude. |
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Sept 8, 2016 9:45:19 GMT
"Burglarized" -- the word is "Burgled" "We'd like to reach out to you" - fuck off, you're thousands of miles away, no way can you reach me from there "We're allowed to under the 2nd amendment" -- an antiquated, now completely irrelevant law which they cling onto in the belief that apparently everyone having a gun somehow stops gun crime (go figure ) You're getting emotional. Cool it dude. i can't Joe, it's all these commies/arabs/jews/muslims/blacks (delete as applicable depending upon which group the US are currently demonising) who are bringing me down. i reckon a few hours in therapy talking about my issues and hugging fat, sweaty strangers, followed by any legally available drug ending in "-epan" and a good gun rampage is the traditional "American way" of dealing with such issues isn't it? afterwards i can talk about it all at a family meeting and sink a few "Brewskis" to calm me down. Sound good "bruh"? |
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Post by dutchstokie on Sept 8, 2016 9:49:21 GMT
Another one
"Have a nice day, missing you already!!!!"
Some spotty oik said this to me in McDonald's in Crewe a few years ago when visiting the fossils
I said " what ?"
His reply in a hushed voice was " we have to say that now !!!!!"
What a chimp !!!
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Post by marwood on Sept 8, 2016 17:52:40 GMT
american breakfasts
I dined a la yank at 7am in a hotel last week, i had pancakes, honey, whipped cream, potatoes, waffles - all on same plate
I couldnt move for a week
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Post by Beardy200 on Sept 8, 2016 18:11:44 GMT
You need to be brimming with positivity to really get on in the USA I think. "How are you?" "I'm super well thanks" I mean what the hell is 'super well' ?! And how good must it feel to be as overpoweringly well as that ? It's like well on steroids ! I don't think I have ever been 'super well', rarely even 'well' ! I just about stretch to 'alright' on a good day :D I hate the super thing. When did the words really or very become so bad? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 18:32:29 GMT
You all have a nice day.
Since when have I been an all? am I that fat?.....probably.
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Post by marwood on Sept 8, 2016 18:50:12 GMT
"Guys" when referring to any other group of people than a collection of middle-aged men.
I heard a 12-14 year old girl shout over to her mates in the park "guys, we need to head" - all her colleagues were female
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 8, 2016 19:13:07 GMT
I don't like it when they say to me "sir, would you please stop touching up my wife's ass". And I be like whateverrrr.
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Post by Frogger Theft Auto on Sept 8, 2016 19:40:57 GMT
Any non-American that says 'ass' when they're not talking about a donkey or mocking people that use it deserve the death penalty.
One particularly horrific use of it that I've seen creeping in recently is people saying things like 'I was waiting for a long-ass time', 'that is one crazy-ass looking dress', 'that was one funny-ass show', disgusting.
Also, I work in a shop and 'can I have...' is dying out and being replaced with 'can I get...' (some people watch too many American sitcoms set in coffee shops).
Well no, you can't get anything, that's my job, you just stay on your side of the counter and I'll get it for you, you cheeky prick.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 8, 2016 20:19:25 GMT
Somebody on the main board called the squad THE ROSTER last week.
I'm sorry but they should be shot.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 20:58:43 GMT
"Fanny" means arse.
"Suspenders" are braces.
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 8, 2016 21:17:57 GMT
"Fanny" means arse. "Suspenders" are braces. Do they call their arse opening their cunt?  |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 8, 2016 21:29:45 GMT
"Hope y'all hungry"
With the emphasis on Y'all!!!
Hate it!!
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 8, 2016 21:30:27 GMT
"Fanny" means arse. "Suspenders" are braces. Do they call their arse opening their cunt? Thought you'd be all over this!!!! |
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 8, 2016 21:37:43 GMT
Do they call their arse opening their cunt? Thought you'd be all over this!!!! Nowt like a bit of fanny |
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Post by riponstokie on Sept 8, 2016 21:40:14 GMT
From the get go I've hated the phrase from the get go..
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Post by nik80 on Sept 8, 2016 22:00:04 GMT
Somebody on the main board called the squad THE ROSTER last week. I'm sorry but they should be shot. Name and shame |
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Post by nik80 on Sept 8, 2016 22:04:26 GMT
"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout" I feel sick just writing that. I've seen a few English people say it about the fat fucking food they're just about to demolish. If it were up to me, it'd be their last supper  |
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Post by cerebralstokie on Sept 8, 2016 22:18:47 GMT
Any non-American that says 'ass' when they're not talking about a donkey or mocking people that use it deserve the death penalty. One particularly horrific use of it that I've seen creeping in recently is people saying things like 'I was waiting for a long-ass time', 'that is one crazy-ass looking dress', 'that was one funny-ass show', disgusting. Also, I work in a shop and 'can I have...' is dying out and being replaced with 'can I get...' (some people watch too many American sitcoms set in coffee shops). Well no, you can't get anything, that's my job, you just stay on your side of the counter and I'll get it for you, you cheeky prick. There was a young girl from Madras Who had the most wonderful ass Not rounded and pink As you probably think But grey with long ears and eats grass. |
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