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Post by manmarking on Sept 7, 2016 17:52:21 GMT
I speak, of course lads, of dropping the kids off. Shitting. Crimping one off  Now I don't know about the rest of you but my school run has been arduous today. I'm on my fourth and my shitpipe might as well be connected to a North Sea offshore rig. It's full of nowt but mud and gas Anyone else feeling a bit dicky? Summat going round? Failing that, please entertain me with your tales of embarrassing shitting escapades while I sit glued to me throne |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2016 17:58:08 GMT
Told you he's tigger on speed
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 7, 2016 17:59:10 GMT
Fucking hell ************** are you running out of thread ideas
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Post by elystokie on Sept 7, 2016 19:03:49 GMT
Other than some 'outbreaks' in Cairo, Acapulco and Laos that I'd rather not 'revisit' my most memorable has to be 2007, hotel in Calgary, twice within an hour, each like a forearm, I thought they were truly things of wonder.
The rest of my family were far less impressed :(
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Post by marwood on Sept 7, 2016 19:18:02 GMT
I did the school run today for first time, yes a bit cautious at first but nothing to be nervous about.
In fact, once id sorted out the parking, i enjoyed it.
Wall to wall yummy mummys dolled up to the nines, expensive perfume, makeup, tight jodhpurs, crips white blouses, hair all piled up on heads, massive sunglasses on, all driving chelsea tractors.
Not another dad in sight = going to be the highlight of my day getting to know them asa concerned parent
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Post by manmarking on Sept 7, 2016 21:31:42 GMT
UPDATE: finally it's all subsided  Tell you what lads, one of my wipes from about 9pm: if I were a more religious man I could've worshipped the bog paper. Looked like the Turin fucking Shroud |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 4:22:34 GMT
Had the shits all last week. Like shoes falling out of a loft-hatch mate   |
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