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Post by cheeesfreeex on Sept 5, 2016 22:39:37 GMT
Can't beat a standing up proper knee trembler.
As for pubes, I once went out with a bird who had pubes like a brillo pad, harsh black and hard like the hairs on Jeff Goldblum's back. Painful on the pubic bone let alone muffin, had to resist full insertion for fear of the pain. She was sweet and trim and beautiful but had an unapproachable fud. I didn't dare to ask her to shave, thought the stubble might cause me permanent scarring. I grew a beard did some farewell diving and fucked her off. Shame, she would have been a keeper perhaps.
Never been bothered about sticking it up the dinger, Much prefer a girl to keep her elastic tight.
And I don't get particularly excited by spaniels ears.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Sept 5, 2016 22:40:49 GMT
Tried a good few varietals but the most challenging was in the shower, especially when the hot water ran out, stop or carry on. We resumed on the bedroom floor. Fun times. Shower is always a tricky one if there's a big height differential The hoist, or reverse Heimlich helps.
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Sept 5, 2016 22:43:22 GMT
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 22:43:22 GMT
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Sept 5, 2016 22:44:21 GMT
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 5, 2016 22:44:21 GMT
I don't get rimming. On both sides. Is the art of licking someones arse, possibly getting involved with the old turd molecules and last nights Vindaloo seepage meant to be erotic or explosion inducing? Know what you mean chig. Think I'd feel self-conscious getting a bird to lick my bumpipe - especially after what I sent through it today Having said that, if Liv Tyler really wanted to, I'd let her. And if she demanded I reciprocate, she could fart in me gob for all I care I'm on the salads at the moment so I've got the self concious part nailed down . It would take a mega woman to make me tongue punch the fart box mate, but if she did fart she can fuck off
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Sept 5, 2016 23:44:29 GMT
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Post by steve66 on Sept 5, 2016 23:44:29 GMT
Can't believe this is on second page and Waggy not yet commented, hope he's not ill or busy banging the arse out in the i10 (you know what I mean)!!
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Post by StokieNath on Sept 5, 2016 23:58:01 GMT
Personally, I don't see the hype in eating someone's chutney channel. Filth to the highest order IMO. But, everyone to them-self.
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 6, 2016 0:16:33 GMT
Its probably the taboo factor; trying to find something more extreme
take any porn online or on DVD; its all anal today, dildos in the ass etc. people seem to be bored of the fanny
Had to laugh, a woman I worked with said she couldn't understand when, in her exact words, "there's a perfectly good hole on offer"
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Post by PotterLog on Sept 6, 2016 1:52:16 GMT
Its probably the taboo factor; trying to find something more extreme take any porn online or on DVD; its all anal today, dildos in the ass etc. people seem to be bored of the fanny Had to laugh, a woman I worked with said she couldn't understand when, in her exact words, "there's a perfectly good hole on offer" "I know you kids are pushin on with the anal nar"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2016 3:51:45 GMT
Dirty bastards
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Sept 6, 2016 6:46:22 GMT
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Post by Cast no shadow on Sept 6, 2016 6:46:22 GMT
Reverse cowgirl aslong as she's working it, big fan of bending her over too, bit of hair pulling, donkey punch etc..
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2016 7:00:46 GMT
Reverse cowgirl aslong as she's working it, big fan of bending her over too, bit of hair pulling, donkey punch etc.. Anyone ever tried a " Reverse Dogan"?
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Post by Northy on Sept 6, 2016 8:06:33 GMT
These days anyway is a bonus
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 6, 2016 8:20:32 GMT
A few years ago a mate of mine was working at an engineering place in Stoke. On the Monday morning he asked a slightly rough round the edges colleague if he'd done anything interesting at the weekend. The reply was "Yeah, I jack hammered the missus". An explanation of the sexual position followed, basically jack hammering is shagging with the woman on her back with her arse high in the air and you're standing over her.
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 6, 2016 9:45:34 GMT
A few years ago a mate of mine was working at an engineering place in Stoke. On the Monday morning he asked a slightly rough round the edges colleague if he'd done anything interesting at the weekend. The reply was "Yeah, I jack hammered the missus". An explanation of the sexual position followed, basically jack hammering is shagging with the woman on her back with her arse high in the air and you're standing over her. "Arse. From any angle."
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 6, 2016 9:47:42 GMT
Reverse cowgirl aslong as she's working it, big fan of bending her over too, bit of hair pulling, donkey punch etc.. I remember watching the film. Think I'd give it a miss...
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Sept 6, 2016 10:03:42 GMT
Reverse cowgirl aslong as she's working it, big fan of bending her over too, bit of hair pulling, donkey punch etc.. Donkey punching. Being a bit thick perhaps but I'd appreciate an explanation. And what's the 'etc.' Cheeers.
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 6, 2016 10:30:05 GMT
A few years ago a mate of mine was working at an engineering place in Stoke. On the Monday morning he asked a slightly rough round the edges colleague if he'd done anything interesting at the weekend. The reply was "Yeah, I jack hammered the missus". An explanation of the sexual position followed, basically jack hammering is shagging with the woman on her back with her arse high in the air and you're standing over her. "Arse. From any angle." And what an angle. It's like Marco van Basten when he scored that volley against the USSR, I don't know how anyone can get it in.
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 6, 2016 11:50:28 GMT
And what an angle. It's like Marco van Basten when he scored that volley against the USSR, I don't know how anyone can get it in. Like a thick as fuck pipe cleaner mate. Just as MM said Go round corners when I have to
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2016 12:22:24 GMT
And what an angle. It's like Marco van Basten when he scored that volley against the USSR, I don't know how anyone can get it in. Back of the fucking net.
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 6, 2016 20:48:12 GMT
I refuse to believe this thread has run its course
Theres at least a dozen pervs on here I know of that haven't posted on it yet
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Sept 7, 2016 0:02:25 GMT
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 7, 2016 0:02:25 GMT
I refuse to believe this thread has run its course Theres at least a dozen pervs on here I know of that haven't posted on it yet I quite like having my arse fingered while getting gobbed off. There, I said it
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 7, 2016 5:02:55 GMT
I refuse to believe this thread has run its course Theres at least a dozen pervs on here I know of that haven't posted on it yet I'm conventional. No bumhole loving, no donkey punches, no put this mask on and squeal like a pig. None of that, I just sling one up it and go sleep like a God-fearing Englishman.
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 7, 2016 15:26:36 GMT
I refuse to believe this thread has run its course Theres at least a dozen pervs on here I know of that haven't posted on it yet I'm conventional. No bumhole loving, no donkey punches, no put this mask on and squeal like a pig. None of that, I just sling one up it and go sleep like a God-fearing Englishman. ha ha, I think your going extinct my friend
Some of the stuff folk get up to is stomach churning, fisting & felching - its all like something out of the hostel films
The worst I've heard of is this space docking; google it!! - What sort of woman would be into that???!!
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