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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 18:42:02 GMT
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Sept 5, 2016 18:43:32 GMT
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 18:43:32 GMT
Arse. From any angle.
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Post by Dutchpeter on Sept 5, 2016 18:45:09 GMT
Must make your eyes water H2H  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 18:46:37 GMT
Gone off it a bit lately  |
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Entryism
Sept 5, 2016 18:50:52 GMT
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 18:50:52 GMT
From any ANGLE? Good god, are you hung like a pipecleaner* H2H? * In terms of flexibility, not size, naturally |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 5, 2016 19:13:48 GMT
69 for me mate - You just cant beat the view and it tastes great
Does depend very much on the hygiene of the lady involved
Theres been times I thought I was looking into a pot of bubbling lobby!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 19:18:43 GMT
69 for me mate - You just cant beat the view and it tastes greatDoes depend very much on the hygiene of the lady involved Theres been times I thought I was looking into a pot of bubbling lobby! What else would you expect from a man who likes the taste of hash browns....?  |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 5, 2016 19:22:04 GMT
69 for me mate - You just cant beat the view and it tastes greatDoes depend very much on the hygiene of the lady involved Theres been times I thought I was looking into a pot of bubbling lobby! What else would you expect from a man who likes the taste of hash browns....? Yes but I hate mushrooms - they look like little bell ends and fucking stink!! |
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 19:41:29 GMT
From any ANGLE? Good god, are you hung like a pipecleaner* H2H? * In terms of flexibility, not size, naturally As long as I can tell what she's had for her dinner after, I dunner care. Cleaned many a pipe in my years |
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 19:43:10 GMT
69 for me mate - You just cant beat the view and it tastes great Does depend very much on the hygiene of the lady involved Theres been times I thought I was looking into a pot of bubbling lobby! Ever venture round the back mate? Fucking love a good rim |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 5, 2016 19:50:20 GMT
69 for me mate - You just cant beat the view and it tastes great Does depend very much on the hygiene of the lady involved Theres been times I thought I was looking into a pot of bubbling lobby! Ever venture round the back mate? Fucking love a good rim Yes I have mate
Again, it depends on the lass
Its not such a turn on if theres a big bunch of grapes hanging down 
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 19:53:01 GMT
Ever venture round the back mate? Fucking love a good rim Yes I have mate
Again, it depends on the lass
Its not such a turn on if theres a big bunch of grapes hanging down
Agree entirely mate |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 5, 2016 19:59:32 GMT
Here's a question
Lips and obv not the ones on the face!
Which do you prefer?? Small & tidy or a giant pair of curtains?
For me, its gotta be the beef blinds XXXl, proper donner kebab stuff! Its great when they quiver like oatcakes!
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 20:03:35 GMT
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 20:04:43 GMT
Here's a question Lips and obv not the ones on the face! Which do you prefer?? Small & tidy or a giant pair of curtains? For me, its gotta be the beef blinds XXXl, proper donner kebab stuff! Its great when they quiver like oatcakes! Depends mate. If it's a young innocent type (and now obviously out of my league ) I like it to look like a paper cut framed with cotton wool. If it's a more realistic pull, I quite like a fair old bit of flange. Forms a nice seal when they sit in yer face |
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 20:06:05 GMT
Here's a question Lips and obv not the ones on the face! Which do you prefer?? Small & tidy or a giant pair of curtains? For me, its gotta be the beef blinds XXXl, proper donner kebab stuff! Its great when they quiver like oatcakes! You can keep yer pissflaps, Vegas - I'm a small and tidy kinda guy |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 5, 2016 20:22:14 GMT
Here's a question Lips and obv not the ones on the face! Which do you prefer?? Small & tidy or a giant pair of curtains? For me, its gotta be the beef blinds XXXl, proper donner kebab stuff! Its great when they quiver like oatcakes! Depends mate. If it's a young innocent type (and now obviously out of my league ) I like it to look like a paper cut framed with cotton wool. If it's a more realistic pull, I quite like a fair old bit of flange. Forms a nice seal when they sit in yer face Ive fell about laughing at that
Going pub in a bit, try not to recall it or else i'll end up spitting my beer everywhere
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Post by StokieNath on Sept 5, 2016 20:26:57 GMT
Doggystyle.
Woman on top, mainly cause I'm a lazy cunt.
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 20:28:23 GMT
Depends mate. If it's a young innocent type (and now obviously out of my league ) I like it to look like a paper cut framed with cotton wool. If it's a more realistic pull, I quite like a fair old bit of flange. Forms a nice seal when they sit in yer face Ive fell about laughing at that
Going pub in a bit, try not to recall it or else i'll end up spitting my beer everywhere
Yer pint pot might make a similar effect mate Especially if it's wet round the edges. Be careful not get stuck in it |
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 5, 2016 20:44:33 GMT
Admin, hearttohartshill would like us to merge this with the Keith Vaz thread. |
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Post by trentvale68 on Sept 5, 2016 20:45:49 GMT
I leave you mob for a few minutes and we're into rimming for fuck's sake Duuna tell me thay's never crossed Biffins Bridge  |
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 20:54:17 GMT
Admin, hearttohartshill would like us to merge this with the Keith Vaz thread. Can you still get those 'room odourisers' around Stoke? |
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 20:54:34 GMT
I leave you mob for a few minutes and we're into rimming for fuck's sake Duuna tell me thay's never crossed Biffins Bridge I've had birds sat on me phizzog before but having seen what comes out of my arse on a daily basis I'm reluctant to get too involved in other people's |
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 21:10:37 GMT
Anyone into pubes? I never used to be but now I am in a big way. Love a bit of curly dental floss for good oral health
Nowt better than a load of pubes doused in fanny batter either  |
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 21:20:11 GMT
Anyone into pubes? I never used to be but now I am in a big way. Love a bit of curly dental floss for good oral health
Nowt better than a load of pubes doused in fanny batter either I dip in and out of pubes - that's what she said Seriously though, some days I'm all up for plunging the owd pork sword into a privet; some days I like to see what I'm up against |
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Entryism
Sept 5, 2016 21:24:47 GMT
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Post by hearttohartshill on Sept 5, 2016 21:24:47 GMT
Anyone into pubes? I never used to be but now I am in a big way. Love a bit of curly dental floss for good oral health
Nowt better than a load of pubes doused in fanny batter either I dip in and out of pubes - that's what she said Seriously though, some days I'm all up for plunging the owd pork sword into a privet; some days I like to see what I'm up against I'm at least 90% pro pubes mate. And when it is a pro pubes day then it's the more the merrier |
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Sept 5, 2016 22:16:22 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 5, 2016 22:16:22 GMT
Tried a good few varietals but the most challenging was in the shower, especially when the hot water ran out, stop or carry on.
We resumed on the bedroom floor. Fun times.
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Sept 5, 2016 22:23:29 GMT
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 22:23:29 GMT
Tried a good few varietals but the most challenging was in the shower, especially when the hot water ran out, stop or carry on. We resumed on the bedroom floor. Fun times. Shower is always a tricky one if there's a big height differential |
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 5, 2016 22:31:16 GMT
I don't get rimming. On both sides. Is the art of licking someones arse, possibly getting involved with the old turd molecules and last nights Vindaloo seepage meant to be erotic or explosion inducing? |
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Sept 5, 2016 22:38:05 GMT
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Post by manmarking on Sept 5, 2016 22:38:05 GMT
I don't get rimming. On both sides. Is the art of licking someones arse, possibly getting involved with the old turd molecules and last nights Vindaloo seepage meant to be erotic or explosion inducing? Know what you mean chig. Think I'd feel self-conscious getting a bird to lick my bumpipe - especially after what I sent through it today Having said that, if Liv Tyler really wanted to, I'd let her. And if she demanded I reciprocate, she could fart in me gob for all I care |
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